Chapter 150 The little guy is too damaged

Tian Zhixian: "..."

Xiao Nuobao covered his nose with both hands and sighed helplessly.

This time she was telling the truth. This person ate too much and had a foul mouth. She had been enduring it for a long time.

Jiang Fengnian and Dean Wei couldn't help laughing after hearing this. One of them helped Nuobao to fan the air, and the other quickly lit the incense, fearing that the little guy would vomit.

Tian Zhixian's face turned red and white, and she endured it and waited until Fengnian and Dean Wei finished their "work".

After a wave of sandalwood passed, Xiao Nuobao was able to open his mouth and nose and continue to fool around: "Let's get back to the topic. Since it's not a good year, if you want to change your fortune, you can only start with external factors!"

Tian Zhixian asked with wide eyes: "What are external factors?"

"It's not your own fate, but the people, things, and things around you! It would be best if I could see the situation in your house, so that I can plan better for you!" Xiao Nuobao's eyes flashed with cunning, and I don't know what bad tricks she was thinking of.

Tian Zhixian was stunned when he heard it, and then he hurriedly invited Xiao Nuobao to the government office, hoping that she would help him to explain it in detail!

As the county magistrate of a city, Tian Zhixian's mansion was the backyard of the government office.

After arriving, Xiao Nuobao took a casual look, slapped his forehead, and shouted seriously.

"No wonder!"

"No wonder for what?" Tian Zhixian was anxious.

"Your mansion is unlucky, with flowers and plants in the south and pavilions in the north. It's a typical example of a ten-eight-eight-failure!" Xiao Nuobao pouted and made up a story, ready to play a trick on someone.

Ten-eight-eight-failure?

Tian Zhixian had never heard of this term before, and he just thought it was powerful. His face turned pale: "What do you mean by evil and failure? You don't want to die. What should I do?"

"Don't be afraid. I'm here to help you!"

Xiao Nuobao hid the smirk in her eyes, then jumped to the ground, and walked around the mansion with her short legs.

Finally, she waved her chubby hand, pointed at the back garden, and started talking nonsense!

"First of all, your house should not be exposed to trees. Tear down the garden and build a pigsty townhouse!"

"Also, the bedroom is too big and it will waste people's luck. The toilet is the smallest in the house. You have to move to the toilet and live there for 49 days!" Xiao Nuobao touched his chin and pointed to the bedroom.

"Also, you should not eat meat. I suggest you eat steamed buns with wild vegetables every day. It will definitely change your luck!" Xiao Nuobao looked determined.

"Finally, you are weak and should not be exposed to water. You should not wash your hair, face or body for 49 days. The stinkier you are, the richer you will be!" Xiao Nuobao sighed with his hands behind his back.

If it were someone else, he would not believe it.

But Tian Zhixian was eager to change his luck. He was desperate and did not believe Nuobao's words.

He was even afraid of missing something, so he took out a pen and ink and tried his best to take notes!

Jiang Fengnian and Dean Wei found it more and more ridiculous as they listened, their eyes were as big as copper bells, and they were trying to hold back their laughter until their livers hurt.

This little guy is so mean, he is treating Tian Zhixian like a fool!

Even the stewards and servants in the government office were greatly shocked at this time.

Changing from growing flowers and plants to raising pigs, and letting adults live in the toilet without taking a bath?

Wouldn’t that make the government office stink!

Seeing that they were stunned, Tian Zhixian urged anxiously: "Why don’t you go and shovel all the flowers and plants, and then move my bedding to the toilet!"

Seeing that he was serious, Xiao Nuobao held back his laughter, and the little fat on his face trembled slightly.

Tian Zhixian hadn't noticed yet, and he respectfully escorted Xiao Nuobao out the door.

After Tian Zhixian finished bowing, Xiao Nuobao turned around and finally couldn't hold it in anymore, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, drooling.

"Hahaha!" Dean Wei and the others couldn't hold it in any longer, and they were almost laughing crazy.

At the moment, one could hear the sound of clattering inside, and someone was shoveling the flowers and plants.

"This stupid Zhixian actually believed it." Jiang Fengnian almost fell on the donkey cart with laughter.

Xiao Nuobao twisted his little butt with satisfaction.

This Zhixian is not a human being, and she should have been disciplined long ago. She is acting on behalf of heaven, and is the embodiment of justice!

"Okay, today's mission is completed! Nuobao is hungry, and wants to go home to eat the meal made by mother and second sister-in-law!" Little Nuobao raised his chubby face and giggled at Jiang Fengnian.

Jiang Fengnian rubbed his belly and scratched his sister's nose. She

is indeed a little foodie.

Even at this time, she is still thinking about the meal at home.

So, they said goodbye to Dean Wei and Fengjing, and hurried back to Daliushan Village to have dinner!

...

At the government office, Tian Zhixian insisted for two days, and then made the whole family restless.

When his father heard that his son slept in the toilet, he was so angry that he fell off the bed and crawled to the door to scold him.

Seeing this, Tian Zhixian was not anxious, but overjoyed.

"My father couldn't get out of bed for many days, but now he can crawl out by himself. Nuobao's method is really effective!"

His wife thought he was crazy because of his strange behavior, and she didn't dare to scold him like before.

Tian Zhixian couldn't help but get more excited: "Even my wife treats me differently. It seems that I really want to change my luck. These two hundred taels are worth it!"

So, Tian Zhixian became more determined. He slept in the toilet all day, ate steamed buns, and didn't wash his face, making himself unkempt and sallow all day.

This matter was known to everyone in the city and soon became a joke.

When the people passed by the government office, they couldn't help pointing and laughing at Tian Zhixian who was full of stench inside.

Even the prefect above scolded Tian Zhixian for insulting his authority after hearing about it, and directly ordered that he was not allowed to enter the state government to discuss matters again.

When the news reached Dalui Village, the Jiang family members burst into laughter and called Nuobao a little funny guy.

Tian Zhixian's ugliness brought amusement to the whole city and also let the people who had been bullied by him breathe a sigh of relief.

Soon, life returned to normal. The Jiang family worked from sunrise to sunset as usual, leading a fulfilling and busy life.

Early that morning, Xiao Lanyi rode into the city for a walk and bought some snacks for Nuobao to coax the child, two packets of spicy fish skin, a packet of yokan, and a packet of tamarind cake, all tightly wrapped in oil paper.

On his way back, he suddenly saw the yamen runners posting notices all over the street.

Xiao Lanyi went to take a look and found out that the new emperor was about to ascend the throne and was preparing for a general amnesty.

When she returned, she happened to catch up with Feng, who was holding Nuobao and sitting at the entrance of the village chatting with the villagers.

After hearing what was written on the notice, everyone was very energetic and talked about this matter together.

"What is a general amnesty?" The young villagers had never experienced it and found it novel.

Little Nuobao looked up at Feng, who shook her head helplessly: "Mother didn't catch up either. I heard that the last general amnesty was fifty years ago."

The laws of the Southern Dynasty were strict, and things like amnesty could only happen when a new emperor ascended the throne.

Xiao Lanyi said: "I have heard from the elders in my family that it is basically to release all minor offenders in prison."

"What if they are serious offenders who are to be beheaded or exiled?" Feng asked curiously.

Xiao Lanyi touched her chin and said, "Then he will definitely be given a lighter sentence, and his life will be saved."

At this time, someone said, "By the way, Jiang Dahai originally decided to execute Chun Riwen, but I don't know if he is dead now. If he hasn't been executed yet, wouldn't he be able to catch up with this amnesty?"

Thinking of that bastard, everyone cursed him. Bah, he doesn't deserve it

. Feng lowered her eyes to think, and couldn't help frowning.

Xiao Nuobao saw that her mother was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk about it anymore. She pulled Feng's sleeve and said, "Mom, let's go home. Xiao Guoguo bought some delicious food. Let's eat it while it's hot!"

The little guy coaxed Feng and deliberately rubbed her neck softly.

Feng immediately smiled and took her daughter and Xiao Lanyi home.

As soon as the three of them got home, they saw a man standing at the door, his figure was like a pine.

When the man raised his head and showed a silly face with a mask, Xiao Nuobao recognized that this man was Qingxuan, a subordinate of Old Song!

Xiao Nuobao's eyes lit up, and he jumped up and down to find Old Song: "Qingxuan Guoguo, where is Grandpa Song, has he come back?"

Qingxuan was flattered when he was called brother, and his face turned red, and his mask was hot.

He looked respectful and took out a letter from his arms.

"The Duke has to stay in the capital to prepare for the coronation ceremony of the little emperor. He said that no one is as good as Miss Nuobao, so he asked me to come here. Please choose an auspicious day for the ceremony. The letter contains the birth date of the new emperor, please take a look." Qingxuan bowed.

The Jiang family was extremely surprised.

They all smiled so brightly that their mouths almost reached their ears.

Their little baby actually picked the date for the emperor's coronation ceremony?

The little guy was so proud!