After hitting his head, Chi Qi made two new discoveries.
New discovery one: He is actually a cannon fodder villain in a popular novel on a certain green-colored app.
New discovery two: ...
Chapter 59
The two of them were enjoying the night breeze and chatting about random things.
After finishing the starch sausage and wiping the oil stains off his mouth, Chi Qi walked to the trash can, threw away the napkin, and was about to leave when he bumped into a boy.
The huge impact force pushed him back a few steps, and his body swayed unsteadily, almost falling to the ground.
The boy realized what was happening and quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
He walked so fast with his head down that he didn't notice there was someone in front of him.
Chi Qi rubbed his hurt shoulder and didn't blame the other person. "It's okay, it's okay."
He raised his head and looked over. He judged that the boy was not very old, probably about the same age as him. The brim of his hat was pulled down very low, so he couldn't see his eyebrows and eyes clearly. His large glasses covered half of his face, as if he was afraid that others would know what he looked like.
Chi Qi didn't have much desire to explore the stranger. He just paused for a moment, then nodded and prepared to leave. He walked back, and the boy also came in this direction, following the same path as him, as if he was following him.
Thinking of the strange fully-armed boy's outfit, Chi Qi silently quickened his pace, and after a few seconds realized that he was not following him.
The boy walked to the sausage stall and said skillfully, "Auntie, I want two sausages."
Xie Mu stood by the roadside, and when Chi Qi approached, he smiled and teased, "Go back and check. Your husband has been seducing others in private. While you were throwing away the garbage, five or six groups of people came to buy him."
He deliberately asked, "He will run after whoever gives him money. He can become anything and have any taste for money. Do you still love him?"
Chi Qi pursed his lips, revealing a stubborn look, looking into the distance and shaking his head, "You don't understand, my brain and my heart, every organ in my body, are saying, starch intestines, I declare you!"
[Who do you like?] (Shakes head) Starchy intestines! (Laughter)
Who likes starchy sausage? Pool! morning! morning!
Speak louder, I can't hear you! Chi Zaozao likes Ou Haochen!
I can't hold it anymore, hahahahahahahaha this is so funny. 】
Chi Qi changed his tone and acted out the plot in his mind. One person was worth an entire troupe of actors.
Xie Mu beside him, "..."
I rack my brains every day to come up with abstract ideas, but in the end I am still no match for my talent.
Chi Qi acted with great enthusiasm and indulged himself in acting. He even amused himself. The corners of his lips lifted unconsciously and his eyes were particularly bright with laughter.
The neon lights on the street flicker, emitting colorful light.
Xie Mu relied on the fact that there was no one he knew around him and took advantage of the dazzling light to unscrupulously keep his gaze on Chi Qi's profile.
Chi Qi laughed until his eyes were moist before he straightened up, straightened the corners of his lips, and said seriously: "Don't be serious and play abstract with me, it feels so inconsistent."
[Do you know that your character has collapsed?] 】
Character?
Xie Mu never thought that this word would appear on him one day. He was curious about how he looked in the eyes of boys, so he took the opportunity to ask, "So what kind of person am I in your eyes?"
This question is not difficult. There are hundreds of words that can express praise, and he can just pick one at random.
A large number of words floated through his mind, but he rejected them one by one, because it seemed that every word could not fully express what he was thinking and feeling in his heart.
Chi Qi didn't want to be perfunctory, so he chose to remain silent.
When he didn't get an answer, Xie Mu was unusually panicked and clenched his fists. He didn't dare to speak rashly, like a frog shrinking at the bottom of a well, not daring to look outside for fear of breaking the previous tranquility.
The two hearts are beating at the same frequency, but they can never connect.
After a long while, Chi Qi finally spoke. Because of the long interval, his voice seemed a little awkward, "He's handsome."
Xie Mu hummed softly.
He has some idea of his own appearance, otherwise someone wouldn't have called him husband right away. Even if he is not confident, he has to affirm someone's aesthetic taste.
With this affirmation, it’s like getting the ticket to the event I’ve been longing for, and my heart, which had been hanging high in the air, finally settles down.
Chi Qi didn't pause and continued, "Good temper."
"Um."
He does not get angry often, his emotions are quite stable, and he can tolerate his partner's little temper. If you get along with him, life will be very easy.
Chi Qi slowly said the third point, "He is a head taller than me."
"Um."
Xie Mu turned sideways and looked downward, just in time to see the boy’s hairy head.
Both of them were standing now, Chi Qi's head just above his shoulder, the fact was irrefutable.
Chi Qi blinked his eyes and said, "Three correct views."
"Um."
The more Xie Mu talked about it, the more he felt that he fit the bill. Not only did he have the right values, but he also had the right facial features, and of course, his view on love was also the right one.
I waited for a few seconds, but there was no further evaluation.
Xie Mu couldn't help but ask, "No more?"
“No more.”
After saying this, Chi Qi’s tense expression finally couldn’t be maintained anymore, and he bent over with laughter again, “Hahahahahaha——!”
"???"
Xie Mu didn't understand, and asked awkwardly, "Why did you suddenly laugh?"
Is his answer funny?
Chi Qi took out his phone, clicked on his favorites, pointed to the video in the middle of the top row, and said, "I'm so tired, I can't do it anymore, you watch it yourself."
Xie Mu lowered his head. The cover of the video was of two girls with strange special effects. The progress bar was sliding and the sound floated into his ears. After watching the video in silence, he understood why Chi Qi was so excited.
The conversation between the two people and the audio in the video cannot be said to be exactly the same, but it can be said that there is no difference.
Inhale, then exhale slowly.
Xie Mu supported the man who was laughing so hard that his body was crooked. He looked serious and a little nervous. "I want to ask you something."
"ah?"
The warm breath sprayed on the side of his neck, bringing a tingling sensation, as if a tiny electric current was passing through his whole body. Chi Qi looked up, and their eyes met in the air.
[What a familiar line.] 】
He seemed to have guessed what Xie Mu was going to say next. His heart skipped a beat and he was stunned, not knowing how to react. He just froze in place.
Xie Mu didn't rush to say the next words. His lips stayed at Chi Qi's ear, and along with the fresh breath from his body, he hugged him tightly.
At this moment, time stopped flowing along with the sound of the wind.
Chi Qi's brain short-circuited and he couldn't help but hold his breath.
He heard Xie Mu whisper, "Can I pursue you?"
The window paper is very thin. Whether to break it depends on one's own thoughts. The choice is in his hands.
Chi Qi's throat was dry and he opened his mouth but couldn't speak.
[This is too... too sudden. I am totally unprepared. What should I do? what to do? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, only screaming can express my emotions at this moment! 】
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm so anxious, why don't you speak! ! ! 】
His language system almost collapsed, "You, you...I, I, are you talking to me?"
[Ahhhhhhh, what am I saying? It’s better not to say it. 】
Xie Mu chuckled softly, his eyes were intriguing, and he first confirmed, "I'm talking to you." Then he shook his phone and asked, "Did I act well in the lines in the video?"
Too much is as bad as too little. You must not scare people to death, otherwise the result will be counterproductive.
"Did you get scared?"
Chi Qi's ears were red, he could have cosplayed a cooked shrimp, he couldn't speak clearly, "You should have said it earlier, I thought, I thought..."
[I thought you were confessing to me.] 】
He muttered absentmindedly, "Oscar owes you a little golden man."
In the noisy environment, vehicles and pedestrians came and went, and the sounds of horns, shouting, laughter and breathing all disappeared.
Chi Qi and Xie Mu seemed to be frozen in time. Within a half-meter circle centered on the two of them, a clear boundary was formed between them and the outside world.
Until a loud roar pierced this inexplicable and strange scene.
The boy who bumped into Chi Qi had tears in his eyes and shouted with emotion, "Starch intestines, I knew you before the rumors!"
They don't come to you because of your fame when you are at your peak, and they will not leave you when you are at your lowest.
Chi Qi was confused and said subconsciously: "Ah? Hasn't the rumor been clarified?"
His voice was quite loud and the boy caught it keenly.
Ji Yang's hand holding the starch intestine was shaking, "Clarified? Really? You mean, my starch intestine is clear and innocent?"
"Yes, it has been clarified long ago." Chi Qi told him the previous report and asked, "Didn't you pay attention to the news?"
Ji Yang bit into a starch sausage, his mouth was full, and he said vaguely: "No, I'm in my hometown recently and haven't been online for a long time."
How much less happiness would that be? 】
Knowing that starch sausage was slandered, Ji Yang took two big bites with tears in his eyes and murmured, "I knew it... so fragrant and crispy."
"Who's going to eat Bai Yueguang when he returns?" He waved his hand and said proudly, "Aunt, give me ten more grilled sausages. Grill them a little more and put more hot sauce on them."
"Okay." The aunt peeled the skin and cut the starch sausage skillfully.
The gluttony in his stomach was aroused again, and his inner urge urged Chi Qi to escape from Xie Mu, so he took a step forward and walked towards the boy.
"Thanks to you for telling me the truth, I can eat starch sausage with peace of mind." Ji Yang felt a liking for him and asked gratefully, "To show my gratitude, I'll treat you to a few, do you want?"
Chi Qi's eyes lit up, "Yes, yes, yes."
Free starch sausage, don’t miss it!
Seeing that Ji Yang bought a lot and couldn’t fry them all in a short time, the aunt took out two small plastic chairs from the cart and asked the two to sit down.
Xie Mu, who was not far away, just watched the two people hook up because of their sweet feelings, oh no, they got together.
When I was eating the third starch sausage.
"Look up?"
A male voice came from above my head
Chi Qi turned around and saw a face he had seen just a few days ago.
Ji Yang shuddered, not daring to believe his eyes, "Qin...Qin Yue?"
Seeing that the two knew each other and seemed to have a deep connection, Chi Qi felt emotional.
[Wow, that magical law of six people did not deceive me. The world is a circle. After going around in circles, it turns out that everyone knows each other. 】
"It's me." Qin Yue smiled evilly, "Yangyang, did you come back to see me on purpose?"
You big head ghost! Unlucky thing! The haunting!
Ji Yang wanted to spit at him harshly.
Qin Yue said with satisfaction, "I knew you couldn't forget me." He said firmly, "How could you give up on me for just five million?"
Ji Yang, "..."
Get out of here! What qualifications do you have to be compared with five million?
You give me back↙back↙back↙
Ji Yang originally turned around and wanted to leave, because he had promised Qin Yue's mother that he would never get close to her son again. It was natural to take money to do things. Since he had received five million, he would keep his promise. But on second thought, it was Qin Yue who took the initiative to come to him, and he did not breach the contract.
Moreover, he was no longer Qin Yue's lover, so there was no need to coax him humbly as usual. More importantly, he had been harboring resentment towards Qin Yue for a long time.
Ji Yang turned over and said very firmly: "You and five million, do I still need to choose? If I hesitate for a second, it will be disrespectful to money."
You can't just give up your money for someone who is not worth it.
Qin Yue's face froze, and he refuted loudly without even thinking, "How is that possible?"
He firmly believes in his charm and no one can resist his affection. There must be a reason why Yangyang said this.
Qin Yue turned his face towards Chi Qi, who was squatting with Ji Yang, and scanned him up and down with a critical eye, snorting.
"I see."
【ah? What do you understand? 】
"Your newly chosen sponsor?" Qin Yue sneered and said sarcastically, "How could someone who was protected by a lion fall in love with a hyena?"
After leaving him, my vision has become so poor. No wonder I can't see his good side.
What the hell? Did I hear it right, a lion and a hyena, he is a lion and I am a hyena? 】
When a person sits on a chair, a pot will fall from the sky.
Chi Qi was so angry that he screamed in his heart and wanted to throw the bamboo stick in his hand hard at his face.
Ji Yang seemed to have heard a joke and confronted him head-on, "How is that impossible? Let alone five million, even if you give me one million, I will leave you without hesitation."
Qin Yue's cold eyes narrowed dangerously, in disbelief, "You don't love me, you love cold, emotionless money."
Ji Yang, who was promoted by the God of Wealth, was furious when he heard this, "I don't allow you to slander Qianbei!"
If you don't accept my toast, you will be punished! Qin Yue said sinisterly: "You love money so much, okay, I'll satisfy you, come with me to the hotel, and take off one piece for one million."
Ji Yang's eyes widened. "One million per piece, is that true?"
He is going to get rich!
Qin Yue stood with his hands behind his back, "I never make false promises."
I've been waiting for you to say this!
Ji Yang waved his hand and said in a relaxed tone, "Don't bother, I can take it off on the street."
Qin Yue's face became even darker, "You have no sense of shame!"
Ji Yang ignored his madness and counted with his fingers, "The hat is one, the sunglasses are one, and the socks are two. Don't combine them for me. Just give me four million first."
"What!?"
Ji Yang kindly repeated, "You said it yourself, one million for each piece of clothing." He added, "Don't try to deny it, I recorded it."
Chi Qi, who was watching the whole process, was eager to join the event. "Can I sign up for this activity?"
He could ask for less, just 990,000 for each piece of clothing he takes off.