Chapter 132: With a two-in-one dung scoop in hand, the world is mine

It must be said that Tiedan has some perseverance and talent in doing bad things.

He felt that the manure produced by his own chickens was not enough, so he went to the cowshed of the team leader's house and shoveled back two piles to enrich the source of ammunition. He thought that the manure piles were frozen hard and would not get on him even if they fell on him, so he stole two burning firewoods from the stove, roasted them until they were softened, and even added some water to make sure that there would be plenty of juice when they exploded. Finally, he pried two palm-sized thin ice layers from the stone to hold them, and hurried over all the way - for fear that they would freeze again after he was done, so he lit firecrackers and started the bombing.

With his various modifications, the dung bomb storage is +20, the attack power is +20, and the disgusting level is +2000000.

Anyway, as soon as she appeared, she stunned Tian Hui Ni and Wang Xue.

Wang Xue came back to her senses trembling, her body was covered with spots and her face smelled fishy. This kind of thing was actually quite easy to identify - after all, it was produced every day, and the things produced by various species were actually pretty much the same. And with such close contact, everyone knew exactly what it was.

The gentle expression on Tian Hui Ni's face could no longer be suppressed. Not to mention being gentle, she almost had a fit.

This, this, this...ah! ! ! !

She is dirty! ! (Groundhog screams in terror)

Everything went smoothly in her previous life, so Tian Huini, who felt unlucky for not getting the first sum of money from Song Ruan in this life, was horrified to find that everything before was nothing. It turned out that there could be even more unlucky! ! !

Shivering, she lowered her head and looked at the black, greenish-brown spots on her body. There was some unknown liquid on them, which had soaked into her clothes from the spots and then frozen into layers of ice shells in the extremely cold weather.

How to say it.

Dung beetle!

The basket in Tian Hui Ni's hand fell to the ground with a clang. She covered her mouth and stumbled to the other side away from the crime scene, vomiting loudly.

He was vomiting and crying at the same time, looking as yellow as a cabbage in a field, miserable and sad.

Different from Tian Huini who was feeling sorry for herself, Wang Xue was so angry that her hair stood on end and she almost became deformed.

Anger made her particularly sharp-eyed and sharp-eared. She immediately saw Tiedan fleeing to his home in a panic. Her sixth sense, which was ready for battle because of her burning anger, made her lock on the target immediately - it was this little bastard who did it! It must be this little brat who did it!

Her eyes were so red that they almost bleed, and the surging adrenaline was like accelerator. Wang Xue, who usually got tired after walking a few steps, was like a rocket at this moment. She rushed forward and grabbed Tiedan who was about to run into the yard.

She picked the man up like a chick and slapped him three times in a row.

"It was you, a little bastard, who threw it at me...right?!"

She said she dared not say that word again, so she became even crazier, shaking the iron egg in her hand and screaming hysterically.

Tiedan was in pain and scared, and he burst into tears.

After all, they had already run to the gate of the courtyard. Their voices were getting louder and louder. Granny Sun came out of the house cursing, "What are you doing on New Year's Day...!!"

She saw at a glance that her precious grandson was being carried by Wang Xue like a sick quail, with obvious marks of slaps on his face, his little face was red from crying, and his eyes were wide open.

"What are you doing? You come to my house and bully my grandson on New Year's Day!" Grandma Sun shouted, and rushed up with agility far beyond her age, trying to snatch back her precious grandson.

"I bullied him? I bullied him?" Wang Xue was furious and slapped him again. "Why don't you tell me what you did, little bastard? Huh? Look at what I have on me! Look at my face!"

What the hell is Grandma Sun looking at?

All she had eyes for was her eldest grandson who had suffered a great injustice.

This is the only grandson in the family. Grandma Sun was so distressed that she snatched Tiedan away with a strong chop: "It's just a little dirty, why do you, a grown woman, have to care about a child!"

Wang Xue's face was almost deformed with anger. She wiped the dirt off her face and almost stuck the stick into Grandma Sun's nostrils. She roared, "Is this a dirty question? Is this a dirty question, huh?!!!"

"Look at my clothes again. My newly made clothes have been ruined by this little brat!"

Wang Xue's face was at least 37 degrees Celsius, and the things stuck on it melted even more because of her body temperature. The smell also rushed up. Mrs. Sun was hit in the nose like this and almost vomited.

"What are you doing? Just talk, why are you touching me?" She stretched out her hand and pushed Wang Xue, causing her to stagger.

However, having come into such close contact with it, she also knew what it was by smell. Seeing that Wang Xue looked like a dung beetle that had rolled in a pile of dung, she felt a rare flash of guilt in her heart, but when she saw that Wang Xue's new red dress was almost ruined, she pressed it down again.

No, she couldn't admit it. Clothes are so expensive nowadays, especially in such a nice color. Who has the spare money to compensate?

She stiffened her neck and said loudly, "Isn't it just a little bit of mud? You city people are so pretentious. It will fall off if you wash it."

Wang Xue didn't expect this old woman to be so shameless. She had already creampied and still had the nerve to say it was mud and even had the nerve to push her!

She had already suffered great psychological trauma because of the things on her body, and now her anger was rising. The waves of anger rushed to her, making her vision go dark and her steps unsteady, and she could hardly stand.

But Mrs. Sun only saw that Wang Xue had become hoarse, and thought that she had been intimidated by her. She felt proud in her heart, and when she saw her little grandson's face was swollen like a steamed bun after being slapped, she even wanted to press on to win.

"Look at how you beat my grandson! My Tiedan is only eight years old, still a child! It's Chinese New Year, how can you seek bad luck like this! I tell you, if you don't compensate, don't even think about leaving today!"

Tiedan burst into tears.

Wang Xue didn't expect that this old woman who lied with her eyes open would dare to take advantage of her. She was so angry that her whole body was shaking. Her face was twisted and she squeezed out words from her teeth: "You still want me to pay you back?"

Grandma Sun didn't feel the other party's frenzy at all, and she stared at him and shouted loudly: "Yes!!!"

It was so righteous and so awe-inspiring that even Song Ruan, who was lying on the wall and peeking out to watch the fun, was stunned.

——There are such shameless people in the world!

Wang Xue's chest heaved twice. She looked at Grandma Sun with a terrifying look, turned around and ran towards the captain's house.

Mrs. Sun reached out to grab it subconsciously, but she didn't even catch a piece of clothing.

After shouting so confidently, she actually convinced herself that her family was not at fault at all. She put her hands on her hips and shouted loudly in the direction where Wang Xue was going: "Even if you call your uncle, I am still right! You must compensate me!!"

Tian Huini was still vomiting, and even bile was about to come out.

The more Mrs. Sun spoke, the angrier she became, and she began to yell and curse.

"You conscienceless bitch, you just got splashed with mud and beat our child on New Year's Day. Look how badly you beat our child..."

Soon, a lot of people gathered outside the yard.

This is understandable. After all, everyone is very idle now. Even when they pay New Year's greetings, they just sit on the kang and chat about trivial matters. But they are all old things. Now that something new and exciting has suddenly emerged, wouldn't they attract friends to come and take a look?

Those who were paying New Year's greetings and those who were being paid New Year's greetings all got off the kang and came quickly.

Let’s just say, even the Dongfeng Brigade is a chicken, and no one doesn’t like to watch the fun!

Didn’t you see that the donkey-man-tiger next door to Grandma Sun was already lying on the wall, craning his neck to watch the fun?

Now the three have become a unified species - giraffes!

While Grandma Sun was yelling and cursing, she lifted up Tiedan's little face to show everyone.

At this moment, the slaps Wang Xue had given him had slowly shown up. As children's skin is naturally tender, the slap marks on Tiedan's face were crisscrossed and swollen like a honey puppy, looking a little pitiful.

Everyone began to agree unconsciously.

"Indeed, this is too much. How can you beat a child during the New Year's Day?"

"And they're still fighting like this! My god, even if you dig three hornets' nests you still can't find anything like this!"

"That's right, how can you argue with a child?"

After hearing the support from his uncles, aunts and sisters-in-law, Tiedan felt that he had suffered a great injustice and cried out until he was hoarse.

A gust of northwest wind blew right into his wide-open mouth, choking Tiedan and causing him to cough. His already swollen face turned red from coughing, making him look even more pitiful.

The people around were even more indignant.

"No, we have to go talk to the captain. His niece is too... WTF!!"

"Everyone, get out of the way!!!"

Someone sounded an alarm that was almost voice-breaking. Everyone looked back, their eyes widened, and they stopped accusing and scrambled to get out of the way.

Swish, swish, swish!

Everyone in front of Mrs. Sun's door made way for a path that allowed carts to pass unimpeded.

Then, Wang Xueping was seen running towards them with a dung scoop in his hand, as if he was holding a Gatling gun, with such a momentum that he was determined to kill anyone who stood in his way.

Nowadays, dung scoops have extended handles because they need to reach the bottom of the pit. A long one sticks out from under her armpit. The scoop seems to be filled with something and falls down heavily, looking like a long-nosed tank rushing forward.

Coupled with her rapid running, even though she tried hard to maintain the balance on her hands, a little bit of filth still spilled out from time to time. Well, filth, how to put it, was actually no different from a long-nosed tank charging into the battlefield. Wherever it went, people quickly made way for it like Moses parting the sea.

The main thing is that it would be a big deal if they got stained. Not to mention that today is New Year's Day and they are wearing their best clothes. Even if they were wearing rags, they can't get stained!

It would be even worse if you get it on your bare chest.

Although they avoided it, no one had ever seen such a momentum. Wang Xue rushed over, and the villagers on the road hurriedly made way for her. They were really curious about what happened, so they dispersed from both sides and followed Wang Xue closely like a tail, and finally arrived at Grandma Sun's house in a mighty manner.

All in all, the display is quite grand.

Mrs. Sun was still cursing with her hands on her waist and spitting everywhere. When she looked up, she saw Wang Xueping holding a long pole and rushing towards her with great momentum.

She was old and her eyesight was not good. Before she could see clearly what it was, she saw Wang Xue raise her hand with a ferocious look on her face, and a bucket of brown-black semi-liquid and semi-solid substance splashed towards her.

Mrs. Sun was caught off guard and was hit directly on the head.

The cold, sticky, and extremely smelly stuff slowly slid down her face, and dripped down with a plop, landing just high enough to reach Tiedan's head next to her thigh.

Wang Xue, who had fought her way through the crowd, put down the dung scoop with a sneer, and put her hands on her hips: "This is the mud spot you mentioned. You said it's nothing, don't be pretentious, just wash it off!"

Because of her big move, a huge stench spread out everywhere, and the people watching the show at the door couldn't help but masturbate.

They all cried out in unison, then took a step back in unison.

"Well, what a vicious way of attack."

Someone covered his nose and said.

The others couldn't help but nod.

This was also the first time for them to see their aunt like this.

When those country folks fight, pulling hair, slapping, and kicking people in the crotch are already vicious methods. It's shocking to think that there are such unscrupulous means of attack.

If you say they are city people, they are different from the country people.

Grandma Sun: ...

Mrs. Sun:? ? ?

Mrs. Sun:! ! !

Her eyes rolled around slowly before she finally realized what was on her face. She no longer cared about her eldest grandson who was also stunned in her arms. She stood up and pounced on him with a distorted face.

——She didn't even dare to open her mouth to roar, for fear that those things would leak out of her mouth as soon as she opened her mouth. Her lips were tightly pursed, but her face turned red with anger, just like that angry Tom Cat emoticon, and she pounced on him suddenly.

Wang Xue also gritted her teeth, swung the extended dung scoop across, and slammed it onto Grandma Sun's face with a clang.

Mother Sun was rushing forward almost desperately to beat the little bitch Wang Xue to death, when suddenly a dung scoop appeared in front of her. The dark bottom was at the same height as her face. She had no way of braking and her face fell into the dung scoop.

Moreover, it was quite a coincidence that the shape of her face matched the dung scoop for some reason, and the impact of the acceleration just now made it fit tightly. Wang Xue originally wanted to pull out the dung scoop and then give her another scoop, but now it was stuck tightly and could not be pulled off.

Wang Xuemeng wanted to pull back her weapon. When she pulled, Grandma Sun, who was caught by the dung scoop, took two steps forward. She pulled again, and Grandma Sun took two more steps forward, just like a stubborn pet dog in later generations who was being pulled by its owner but refused to go home no matter what - except that the leash was a little subtle.

Wang Xue pulled several times, and Grandma Sun followed her and walked towards her. She cursed at Grandma Sun: "You shameless old thing, you are greedy for other people's dung scoops. How come you are so greedy for taking advantage? How come you are not killed by them!"

Is she trying to take advantage of her dung scoop? Is she trying to take advantage of her dung scoop?

Finally, Mrs. Sun couldn't help it and opened her mouth to curse.

However, her entire face was stuck in the dung scoop, which was inserted from her forehead to her chin, and it stuck her tightly, so she couldn't even open her mouth.

Not only that, because it was blocked tightly, it was pitch black inside and she could not move or struggle out. Moreover, the dung scoop had been pickled from years of use, and the smell fermented in such a close and enclosed space, almost making Mrs. Sun faint on the spot.

She kept her jaw still and squeezed out a cry for help from between her teeth: "Help! Help!!"

The people outside the door looked at each other, but in the end no one dared to lend a helping hand. If it were anyone else, just neighbors or fellow villagers, they would have helped, but this, this is something else!

And there’s Wang Xue, who’s good at throwing feces, standing by and watching closely - this woman is really good at throwing feces.

It's New Year's Day and I'm caught like this. How unlucky it is.

Then someone stood at the door and shouted loudly: "For the army and the people, come out quickly, your mother... uh, is stuck in the manure scoop!"

The few people who had been pretending to be dead in the house had to come out. They originally thought that it was their mother who was killing everyone, but when they came out, they saw that Grandma Sun was the one being killed.

The yard was a mess, with a layer of black stuff on the ground. It was not difficult to tell what it was from the stinking smell. Tiedan, who had his head hit, sat on the ground and cried belatedly.

Not to mention that their mother had all that stuff on her body, the most important thing was that she had a dung scoop stuck to her face, with a long handle sticking out at an angle from the side of her face. When her face moved, the handle moved with it, wow, sweeping across the whole area!

Wu Jianguo couldn't help laughing, "Mom, what kind of hairstyle is this?"

Grandma Sun: "I XXX￥%^*&!"

However, because the dung scoop was blocked, her voice sounded like it was wrapped in a quilt, and only her mumbling could be heard vaguely.

The people around couldn't stand it anymore and pointed out: "Take the dung scoop down quickly, what if your mother-in-law gets suffocated?"

Mrs. Sun nodded hurriedly, and the pole moved up and down accordingly. As a result, just like a monk striking a wooden fish, the pole hit the head of Wu Jianguo, who was at a relatively low altitude and came over to laugh at Mrs. Sun, with a loud bang.

Wu Jianguo screamed out in agony: "Mom, cover your weapon and don't move, or you'll hit me!"

Even though Grandma Sun's jaw was clamped by the dung scoop and she couldn't move it, she was still stubborn and refused to obey her daughter-in-law's lecture: "You let an old lady who can't even see get beaten, what else can you do but be blind?!"

"Hey, you old woman," Wu Jianguo ran back, "I was thinking about helping you get that thing off, bah! Just keep it on! You and that dung scoop are a perfect match!"

More and more people gathered at the door to watch the fun - I had seen group fights before, but this was the first time I saw a fight involving manure, how new!

As the news spread, the entire Dongfeng Brigade, from eighty-year-old ladies to three-year-old children, almost everyone who could breathe was rushing here. The last time they gathered in such an orderly manner was when a movie was being shown in the threshing ground!

Zhao Weijun was a small leader after all, and he barely managed to maintain order in such a chaotic situation. He first arranged for Chen Guifen to take Tiedan back, and then ordered his wife to help boil water. It was a cold day, and the child couldn't get cold, so he quickly took a bath and changed clothes. Then he asked Wu Jianguo and Zhao Weijun to help Grandma Sun pull the ladle, and he frowned and turned to Wang Xue:

"Comrade Wang Xue..."

Before he could finish his words, Wang Xue saw that she could not pull out the dung scoop, and a new wave of reinforcements was about to arrive at the battlefield.

She looked around the yard, ran over, grabbed the big broom that Old Zhao used to sweep the snow in the yard, and ran back in two or three steps, dipping the end of the broom into the puddle on the ground, up and down, back and forth, inside and out.

Everyone gasped in unison and took two steps back silently again.

Wang Xue waved a long broom covered with manure, and walked towards that station with great vigor, just like Lu Bu wielding his Fang Tian Hua Ji or Guan Yu wielding his Qing Long Yan Yue Dao.

"How am I?" she asked with a sneer.