Chapter 50 Chapter 50 Eating the melon and eating it yourself...

Of course, Kamonohashi was being completely joking when he said that. "I personally won't read anything that doesn't involve personal insults, and I certainly won't actively read that kind of stuff. Let's just get on with reading this manuscript."

[I was scared by the duck]

[You are so mean, are you teasing us on purpose?]

"That's right, I was just teasing you," Kamohashi said, but he continued to ignore the comments and read the manuscript. "Because it was a shojo manga, I never doubted her gender. Moreover, when we talked about other things, we hit it off immediately. We even liked similar literary works. At that time, I really thought I had met the legendary soul mate. Although we hadn't met, I almost fell in love at first sight."

Kamohashi Ron paused briefly, then read out emotionlessly, "Even though you don't know if the other person is a man or a woman, a human or a ghost, and there are so many of them, you've already fallen in love at first sight. In that case, even if the other person isn't human, like a trained typing monkey, is that okay?"

[I am laughing to death. Yaya’s stick reading is so ironic.

[I fell in love at first sight even though I didn't know what the other person looked like]

[This is hilarious! I wouldn't necessarily be interested if the other person were a human, but if they were truly the typing monkey Yaya mentioned, then I'd definitely go and watch the fun.]

[It's just for fun, not like they've really become soulmates]

"So, I asked her out, and she happily agreed... But in the end, I found out she was also a guy," Kamonohashi continued reading. "I felt really awkward. I had originally wanted to confess my feelings to her the moment we met, but now the question is... would she be okay with us being in a same-sex relationship?"

"The concern isn't about the other person's gender, but whether they can accept it. If they're sure it's not a scam, isn't this simply a sign of falling in love?" Kamohashi Ron said. "My personal suggestion is that the author ask directly."

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[It was so funny, the final dilemma was whether the other party would accept homosexuality]

[It seems like they really love it]

[Ya Ya, is it really okay for you to just let him take A like this? ]

If A doesn't work out, let the other party accept the reality, and then submit to YaYa again. That's how the submission perpetual motion machine appears! 】

[The previous barrage is too much

"So I say, why not just ask? If they don't mind, then that's perfect... although there's a lot of risk involved," Kamohashi said. "Things like this are a personal choice, but there seems to be some who think, 'Just being friends is fine, there's no need to go any further.' So I suggest you think it through. If you're just going to be friends, then don't confess. But if you're truly head over heels in love... even if you don't confess, they might see through it and find out."

[Oh, so Yaya, is this the end of your advice? ]

【Can you please read the next one? Rub your hands together.】

【What about the number one? 】

"Huh? I didn't say I'd finish it in one day?" Kamohashi Ron looked quite innocent. "What are you thinking? I just promised Ranking Number One that we'd follow her speaking order. Did I ever say I'd finish it in today's live broadcast? If you're not sure, you can go back and watch the recording or the clips to see if I said anything like that."

Of course, I never said such a thing.

If Kamohashi Ron had said something similar, the barrage would have jumped out to correct him long ago. Moreover, many viewers have been watching it for more than five years, so they naturally know that Kamohashi Ron is a very flawless person. A long time ago, there were even very boring segments where newcomers would correct and slap him in the face. Whenever the recording crew took out the recording, it was often found that Kamohashi Ron really did not say this sentence.

"If you all become so smart, the live broadcast will be boring." Kamohashi Ron said half-jokingly, "Anyway, if there is nothing else, I will end the broadcast."

【etc! 】

The barrage just now was posted by the first person on the list.

"What? Any other requests?" Kamohashi Ron was a little surprised.

[No, it's not a request, it's just that after listening to this submission, it sounds a little familiar to me... Mainly, except for the part where he confessed his love, this whole experience... is exactly the same as how I met my friend!]

It seems like I ate the melon and ended up eating myself. Not sure, let me wait and see.

It seems like it’s really me!!!

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Kamohashi Ron was also shocked, and it seemed that he was also scared: "Hey, is he going to confess to the number one on the list?..."

Although I thought there might be some dramatic developments, isn’t this... a little too dramatic?

"Well, based on my personal experience, it all fits perfectly. He also mentioned in his manuscript that we have similar interests... and I'm indeed a guy who reads shojo manga."

"Boy...? Your profile says you're a girl." Kamohashi Ron looked quite surprised, "Eh... I saw you were a girl just now."

"You changed to a boy so soon?!" Isshiki Totumaru seemed quite shocked. "So what's the reason?"

[Uh, well, I have to thank Yaya for that, and Miss Mia... Although that "Miss" Mia should be a man, right? If it weren't for Yaya saying that boys can read shojo comics here, I would have mustered up the courage to change my profile to male. Actually, I was quite surprised to meet the author.]

"Eh? Why is this?" Although Isshiki Totumaru only intended to speak in the live broadcast room, he still asked this.

[…Because I also mistakenly thought he was a girl. It’s my fault for having such a stereotype.]

"Humans, after all, can't survive without labeling others," Kamonohashi said. "It's rare to always remain objective and rational. Even I, when faced with unexpected events, will unconsciously feel disbelief, even yelling. It's completely unlike my usual calm self. I was like that five years ago."

He thought, but that would never happen now.

Even though I proved my innocence five years ago, I was still that immature and noisy person because no one was by my side.

Having someone who always believes in you, who will never deny you, and who will tolerate whatever messes you do by your side is completely different from the feeling of being alone.

"It's not that I can't understand this number one," Isshiki Todumaru said. "After all, humans are creatures that need understanding and recognition... I've been influenced by you and have started calling people creatures too. But, that's just how it is with many things. As long as there's even one person's care and recognition around us, we'll have the courage to move forward..."

"Dudu."

"Huh?"

"You always say something incredibly outrageous without realizing it," Kamohashi Ron said. "But on this point, I personally agree. However, humans are biological beings... or let's be more blunt, humans are actually mammals?"

"Why did we suddenly start biology class?"

"Well, by the way, the platypus is also a mammal, and the dodo is a bird."

"Are you a biology teacher from somewhere?"

[Suddenly, a manzai segment completely unrelated to the emotional live broadcast appeared]

【A must-try part of every live broadcast 2333】

[Since my roommate came here, Yaya has become much more lively. I really want to say, who are you? Please support us, Yaya.]

[…Have you already assumed that the CP name is Yadu?]

[The main problem is that the platypus and dodo are a bit too long...]

"I say, are we getting off topic? Aren't we just having a livestream of our relationship? Compared to all this... I'd rather know what happens next between the top-ranked person and the other person. Think about it, if the top-ranked person is watching, then is the contributor also watching?"

Kamo no Hashiro: "That's a good question. I want to know that too."

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In fact, the current number one on the list is looking at each other in bewilderment, and no one knows how to start the conversation. It feels like something more embarrassing has happened than struggling to confess, or wanting to confess but being discovered, or confessing but being rejected.

The more terrifying problem is that even if such an embarrassing thing happened, they both looked at their phones at the same time, and happened to see the passing barrage, and then happened to see the question of Kamo no Hashiro.

For the first time, the two people felt that just listening to the emotional live broadcast was a bit painful.

Finally, the number one on the list couldn't stand it anymore and posted a message on the barrage.

[…The two of us are staring at each other, neither of us knowing what to say.]

Kamo no Hashiro was a little confused: "What, are you two still stupid? Isn't this simple? If you think there's no problem, then get along. If you think it's not suitable, then observe each other. Even if you feel that it's not suitable after getting along, you can break up. What else is there?"

[Yaya, you are too calm. Both I and the contributors haven't calmed down yet.]

【Um】

It looks like the contributor also posted a comment.

Kamo no Hashiro: "Well, after all, I am an emotional anchor and I also accept some emotional consultations. Do you two need any emotional consultations? Or do you just want to be alone for a while?"

[No, nothing, I don't need it right now. I just haven't figured it out yet... I don't dislike him, and this unexpected... well, before he said that, I really hadn't considered living with someone of the same sex in the future, but... uh... well...]

"Hesitation and wavering are taboos in relationships," said Kamohashi Ron. "Can you give the other person a clear explanation? If you don't think you can, then refuse."

Isshiki Todumaru shook his head at this time: "Lun, what you said is too rational. You shouldn't ask such questions at this time. Instead, you should tell this audience member to ask your own heart."

[…Ah, are you asking about my heart? ]

It can be seen that the number one on the list has probably made up his mind...

[I feel so ashamed that I can't say it out loud, but I've decided to say it in the comments.]

【I accept the confession of the contributor】