Stop talking, stop talking! I don’t even have a place to put my face!

Liu Zhengshen shrank his neck, not daring to look directly at the smirking expressions of his two younger brothers.

"Brother, it hurts so much when you hit me just now!"

"Brother, Grandpa has a lot of homework. Look, his hands are all calloused. Can you give him some comfort?"

Liu Zhengshen got hard.

My whole body is incredibly stiff.

It’s over. I’m going to be held hostage by these two little brats from now on!

System: [This pair of twins, the one on the left is Liu Zhengming, and the one on the right is Liu Zhenghao. They are your second uncle's sons. They love to play pranks and often draw figurines on your grandfather's collection of books.]

[They also like to dress up. Look at how skillfully they were making those humming noises just now, right? Normally, they like to pretend to be girls and hang out with women to listen to gossip. So, they're kindred spirits, I guess.]

The two twins felt several murderous auras coming straight at them from behind.

Chen Yunying: My son likes to wear women's clothes? If you had told me earlier, I would have bought you hairpins and rings!

Liu Ning: Misfortune for our family, misfortune for our family! Are these two little bastards trying to piss me off to death?

Liu Chengze: You little bastard, it seems you haven’t copied enough books. Next time, copy the history books, they’re long!

The two twins were frightened and hurriedly pulled Jiang Shuyue and Zhou Sesheng's shoulders to change the subject.

"Niuniu, we've been waiting for you for a long time! We've prepared a gift for you and will give it to you after dinner."

"I didn't expect that the young master of the Zhennan Marquisate would become my nephew. Little nephew, call me third cousin."

Zhou Sesheng curled the corners of her mouth and said sweetly, "Third cousin."

Liu Zhenghao: Oh my god, this is the little devil? Why is he so cute?

Liu Zhengming: My little nephew must be very cute in women's clothes!

Liu Zhengshen: I also want my nephew to call me cousin!

"Alright, are you guys going to let us eat? Shu Yue, come here quickly. This is your uncle and aunt. They went out a few days ago and just came back today. They're lucky to be able to see you today."

Shen Yunying walked over with her arm around Jiang Shuyue's shoulders.

System: [This is your uncle Liu Feng and your aunt Luo Ziwei. They're out this time to pray for their mother. Secretly, I'm telling you, she's pregnant. It's only been a month. You need to prepare red envelopes for the younger generation!]

Luo Ziwei: Am I pregnant?

Liu Feng: Am I going to be a father again?

Liu Zhengshen: I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, woooo, I really want a soft little sister.

Jiang Shuyue: [My uncle looked so fragile, but I didn't expect him to be so strong.]

System: [Who made your uncle pray for a daughter every time he prayed to the gods and Buddhas for the past seventeen years? This is also your father's fault.]

Your mother was raised by your uncle. She was so angry when she was taken advantage of by a pig! He even made a little statue of your father in his study, and whenever he thinks of your father, he pokes it a few times.

Jiang Shuyue thought about the scene and then looked at her uncle's face.

There was silence for two seconds, followed by a sudden deafening laugh.

Jiang Shuyue: [Hahaha, this is killing me! No wonder my cousin has such a cute contrast, it's genetics! My uncle did a great job!]

Liu Feng felt embarrassed.

Niuniu actually praised him!

Luo Ziwei pulled out a delicate sandalwood box from her sleeve. "Last time we met, you hid in the back and refused to come out. I didn't even give you a gift. This time, I'll give it to you. Do you like it?"

Jiang Shuyue opened the box and saw pearls as big as her thumb, which were shiny and warm to the touch.

Jiang Shuyue: "This is..."

[Warm Spirit Pearl? This thing is comparable to a thousand-year-old spiritual herb. How could it be in a place like this?]

Magical herb?

Everyone looked at Luo Ziwei, and she was also confused.

These beads are the dowry passed down from generation to generation in her Luo family.

Although she was not pregnant before, now that she knows she is pregnant with a daughter, she still wants to give the gift to the little girl.

As for the Wen Lingzhu, it was the first time she heard of it.

System: [Congratulations to the host for obtaining the treasure. Although it is of little use to you, it is better than nothing.]

Jiang Shuyue: [But how did my aunt-in-law get this thing? ]

System: [Your aunt's family is a family of medical incense, so it's not uncommon for her ancestors to have this thing. Let me tell you, little one, when your aunt found Liu Feng, she saw that he was cute and innocent, so she secretly added some ingredients every day to make his legs weak and unable to get out of bed.]

[Later, I heard he was about to get engaged, so I came to make a big move. It was a done deal.]

The daughters-in-law of my grandparents are all domineering and ruthless people!

Luo Ziwei blushed and didn't dare to look at her husband's face.

Being young and ignorant, it shouldn't be a big deal if I was a little wasteful, right?

"How long are you going to stand there? Don't tire me, Niuniu and Xiaosheng. Come sit here with grandpa. Grandpa has prepared gifts for you."

"This breastplate was given to you by the late emperor. I hope it can be of help in the future."

"Thank you, great-grandfather."

Liu Chengen turned around and gave Jiang Shuyue a pendant with a smile: "Niuniu, this is an evil-repelling bead. When it encounters something poisonous, it will change color."

"Thank you, Grandpa."

Jiang Shuyue: [This stuff is good, but I'm a green tea spirit. Because of the strong tea flavor, it has a detoxifying effect. Ordinary poisons don't work on me. Isn't this stuff wasted?]

It’s over, the gift hit the horse’s butt!

[But the villain should be able to use it, grandpa mua! ]

Damn it, that kid got away with it!

When Liu Chengen thought of Zhou Yunshen's smug face, he wanted to tear all his hair off.

How come such a good girl from their Liu family was taken away by a pig?

"Dad, if you don't eat now, the food will get cold. Second uncle, please pick up your chopsticks. Yunying specially made your favorite braised pork. Try it while it's hot."

Liu Chengze was embarrassed: "Okay, that...um..."

Jiang Shuyue: [This is my second uncle, right? Why is he so hesitant?]

System: [His wife's affair was exposed, she was divorced and sent to prison. He must be too embarrassed to see you.]

[That woman was quite formidable, cursing his ancestors in prison and nearly breaking the prison boss's penis with a kick. She's quite capable.]

Jiang Shuyue sighed: "Getting married is like being reborn. My second uncle was lucky the first two times, but he wasn't so lucky this time. I'll try harder next time."

Liu Chengze was at a loss for words. Was he caring about him or cursing him?

[System, Second Uncle doesn't seem to have good luck with women. How about we help him find a reliable woman? Let me calculate who is his destined woman?]

Jiang Shuyue hid her fingers under the table and calculated secretly.

The system was very curious: [Host, you can also tell fortunes? How come I didn't know you had this skill?]

Jiang Shuyue tilted her head: [No, I'm waiting for you to reveal the secrets to me, to see if there's any decent sister-in-law, or... mother-in-law, who's interested in my second uncle.]

【Then what were you doing snapping your fingers just now? 】

[I'm just pretending. Doesn't this make me seem unfathomable?]

Everyone/System: That makes sense. What you said makes sense...