Gu Zixiao stared at Lan Yao with icy eyes, as if his gaze could pierce through a person...

Lan Yao raised her hand and smacked Gu Zixiao's forehead hard, saying casually, "Don't try to seduce me with your pretty fox eyes. My heart is as hard as iron. I only want to bully you."

Gu Zixiao scoffed: "Comrade, I don't know if you've ever heard the saying, 'The more you deny something, the more you actually want to do it.'"

Lan Yao exclaimed in surprise, "You mean you think I like you and can't live without you?"

Lan Yao raised her hand and patted Gu Zixiao's cheek, a half-smile on her face: "Have I ever told you that you have a thick skin and always like to pat yourself on the back?"

Self-righteous scoundrels just love to be beaten!

Gu Zixiao: ...

He's been slapped in the face again!

How many times has this happened?

Damn it!

Gu Zixiao struggled to break free of the ropes Lan Yao had tied to his wrists.

"Why don't you want to admit it? Otherwise, why do you keep attracting me and drawing my attention to you? Just admit it! You can't live without me!"

Lan Yao blinked and spat a mouthful of water onto Gu Zixiao's face. She saw Gu Zixiao looking at her calmly.

"Oh, you're hopeless."

Lan Yao chuckled softly, "That shouldn't be the case. Knowing your temperament, you should be furious right now, with that arrogant look on your face..."

No sooner had she finished speaking than Gu Zixiao suddenly broke free of the ropes binding her, and the next second, Gu Zixiao's fist struck her face.

Lan Yao chuckled, raised her hand to block Gu Zixiao's attack, and splashed the water bottle in her hand at Gu Zixiao.

Gu Zixiao instinctively tried to dodge, but Lan Yao held her firmly in place, and the fragrant water was poured all over Gu Zixiao.

Summer clothes are already thin, and when Lan Yao splashed water from her kettle onto Gu Zixiao's white shirt, the fabric of Gu Zixiao's clothes was immediately soaked, and Gu Zixiao's figure was faintly visible through the wet fabric.

Lan Yao whistled, pushed Gu Zixiao away, and said meaningfully, "I didn't expect you to have such a good figure, beauty. But I have something to do, so I'll come back to try it next time I have time."

After Lan Yao finished speaking, she turned around and wanted to leave, mainly because she felt that she had already wasted a lot of time on Gu Zixiao and she didn't want to continue.

Moreover, Lan Yao was already tired of Gu Zixiao, this beautiful woman.

Just like she told the jade Pixiu before, she hates men, especially handsome men...

Moreover, this man is shameless and self-righteous... He has a whole host of flaws, practically a collection of all the things she finds annoying.

Lan Yao felt that if this man continued to pester her next time, she would make him understand why the flowers were so red.

Lan Yao wanted to leave, but how could Gu Zixiao let her go?

He lifted his leg and chased after him.

As Lan Yao ran, she said, "My beauty, don't be so reluctant to leave me. I'm not worthy of you."

Gu Zixiao sneered: "...I think it's worth it."

He will repay all the humiliation he suffered today.

The two chased each other, having a great time.

During this time, Gu Zixiao, due to the laxatives given to him by Lan Yao, would turn pale and grit his teeth, clutching his cramping stomach and finding a place to squat down after chasing for only a short while.

At times like these, Gu Zixiao's impression of Lan Yao would deepen.

This wasn't even the part that he hated the most.

What's most infuriating is that every time he's using the toilet, Lan Yao, wearing a mask, stands not far away and chatters on and on from a superior position.

Gu Zixiao: ...

Those who know him say he has an unpredictable and volatile temperament, and is a typical lunatic.

But today, Gu Zixiao finally met someone even more insane and unpredictable than himself.

What normal person would be so cheeky as to flirt with someone while they're using the toilet?

Someone who has never been interested in or persistent about anything has managed to get some response from Lan Yao.

He vowed that he was determined to fight Lan Yao to the death for the rest of his life.

Lan Yao didn't care what Gu Zixiao thought; she found that teasing Gu Zixiao really made her feel good.

There was nothing she could do. She had told Gu Zixiao to stop chasing after her, but Gu Zixiao still came to her doorstep. Wasn't this a blatant way of telling her that she could bully him at will?

Since that's the case, Lan Yao naturally won't show any mercy.

However, Yu Pixiu, who had been watching the show all night, couldn't help but shed a tear of sympathy for Gu Zixiao in the end.

It complained, "Master, if you and this guy switched genders, this would definitely be a CEO romance novel."

He chased her, but she couldn't escape.

Moreover, its owner plays the role of a domineering, scumbag CEO in a classic "wife-chasing-after-the-cremation" scenario. Look how badly he torments that innocent, naive man.

Jade Abacus snorted: "Pipi, what's wrong with you? Why are you sympathizing with the man who provoked the master first? Don't you know that sympathizing with a man will bring you a lifetime of bad luck?"

Jade Pixiu: "...Cough, there's nothing I can do. That man is just too handsome now! His beauty is beyond compare. Even I, who am not a sucker for good looks, can't resist the impact of his appearance."

Jade Abacus cursed under its breath, "You useless thing. How did our master manage to hold out?"

The jade pixiu pursed its lips and asked uncertainly, "Are you sure our master held out?"

Upon closer inspection, it discovered that Lan Yao, this oddball, had actually held up.

Because she was looking down on Gu Zixiao, saying things like he was a useless pretty boy who could be pushed over at any moment, and that he was too ugly to be in the same space as her, which was a waste of her time and money.

The jade Pixiu couldn't help but ask, "Master, are your eyes alright?"

Lan Yao chuckled lightly: "Pipi, what are you trying to say? Am I wrong? He really is ugly. He doesn't suit my taste. Of course, if he were a different gender, I promise I'd be as gentle as I can be with him."

Jade Pixiu: ...

Okay!

It figured out that its owner was only gentle and affectionate towards women of her gender.

The premise is that those women don't provoke her or annoy her.

After Lan Yao had her fill of revenge on Gu Zixiao, she tied him to a tree, stuck a note on him that read, "He's taken, you can do whatever you want with him," and then she slipped away.

No sooner had Lan Yao left than Gu Zixiao broke free of the ropes binding him, clutching the note Lan Yao had left behind, and tried to chase after her.

As a result, a voice transmission sounded in his ear: "Gu Zixiao, stop playing around, I have something for you to do."

Gu Zixiao looked in the direction Lan Yao had left, then glanced down at the note in his hand. He took a deep breath, curled the corners of his lips, and gritted his teeth: "...You just wait."

Lan Yao ran a long way and, seeing that Gu Zixiao really didn't chase after her this time, she found a secluded place to change her clothes. Just as she arrived outside the restricted area, she saw a group of people angrily criticizing someone wearing a sign around their neck. These people included both old and young people...