1. Forced to become the love security guard for an eternal emperor.
Ren Xuan, the top powerful official of the Great Qian Dynasty, has been reborn. In his previous life, he was the tyrannical...
Billions of Bits of Prejudice
Seeing the young man's indignation, Xie Lingyan changed the subject: "However, he didn't let you do anything, and then he did a lot of bad things on his own."
Lu Xiyun was now even more furious, gritting his teeth and saying, "I won't burn any paper for him this year during the Ghost Festival! I'm going to burn all his paper for my eldest and third brothers! Thank you, eldest brother, you're not allowed to burn paper for him either!!"
Xie Lingyan was slightly stunned, then looked at the indignant young man, and her eyes softened unconsciously.
He followed Lu Xiyun's meaning and said gently, "Yes, I will listen to you."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Xiyun suddenly said, "Brother Xie, do you like my brother more, or me more?"
Xie Lingyan was stunned for a moment.
The question came out of nowhere—but he was so used to coaxing Lu Xiyun that he barely hesitated and followed Lu Xiyun's words with a smile: "Since the prince asked that, it must be you. How can your brother be as capable as you?"
"Okay!" Lu Xiyun stood up suddenly, his eyes blazing, his voice crisp and clear: "Since that's the case, then if he takes the position, I'll take the position too. Thank you, brother, you and I will take the position!"
Ren Xuan's head buzzed.
Things suddenly became outrageous.
Lu Xiyun had clearly planned this for a long time, and there was a certain stubbornness in his voice: "Xie Da Ge, you just said you liked me more."
Ren Xuan narrowed his eyes, alarm bells ringing in his heart——
Lu Xiyun wanted to use Fang Cun's method, but had no intention of letting Xie Lingyan know what Fang Cun said.
This guy plans to sign the contract quietly.
It seemed like Lu Xiyun's personality, to make everything a foregone conclusion before leisurely beginning to explain.
If anyone dares to say that Lu Xiyun is naive again, Ren Xuan will be the first to get angry with him.
Xie Lingyan frowned: "Xiyun, stop messing around."
Lu Xiyun continued to speak, his tone becoming more and more firm: "It's all because of my second brother. I'm already in the Yuanhua realm, but I haven't experienced Li Qie yet! Anyway, I want to find someone to Li Qie with. If you don't agree, I'll go find Qin Shu!"
This statement has a great effect.
Xie Lingyan's face darkened upon hearing this, and she immediately shouted coldly, "Why are you looking for a loser like him?! Qin Shu, that loser, isn't even a seventh-grade cultivator. Are you looking for him to drag you to death?!"
Ren Xuan lowered his head and pretended not to hear anything.
The person being scolded was Qin Shu, so what did it have to do with Ren Xuan?
Lu Xiyun remained stubborn. Xie Lingyan stared at the young man for a long time, and finally softened her heart.
Xie Lingyan sighed softly: "I'll find a time to meet you."
--over.
Seeing Xie Lingyan being tricked by Lu Xiyun, Ren Xuan felt like he should find a wall to bang his head against.
Let Lu Xiyun and Xie Lingyan sign a contract? Qin Shu would definitely eat him up when he got back.
Ren Xuan turned around and walked out of the tent, rushing straight to the commander's office.
In the headquarters of Fengtai Camp, the dim lights flickered, illuminating the mountains of military documents on the desk.
Yue Anshan looked impatient as he glanced at Ren Xuan pacing back and forth in the hall, his tone revealing obvious disdain: "Old Ren, if you have something to say, just say it. If you keep wasting my time here, I'm going to be off duty soon and I have to go home for dinner!"
Yue Anshan became more and more annoyed as he watched. Just as he was about to speak and urge him, Ren Xuan suddenly stopped in his tracks, came to the front of the desk, and said solemnly, "Old Yue, there's something I want to tell you alone. You have to help me make a decision."
Seeing that he finally spoke, Yue Anshan put down the teacup in his hand and asked patiently, "What?"
Ren Xuan lowered his voice and spoke word by word: "Lu Xiyun wants to establish a soul-wrecking war with Xie Lingyan."
"Clang—"
The teacup lid smashed directly onto the ground. Yue Anshan jumped up like a spring, picked up his knife, and walked out without looking back: "I didn't know about this! My bet was worth it! Let's go home and eat!"
Ren Xuan took a step forward, raised his hand and pushed him back to his seat, his expression heavy with sorrow: "I've heard it all, you can't escape me, and neither can you."
Yue Anshan held his forehead with both hands, his whole body was about to break: "Fuck!"
Yue Anshan raised his head and glared at Ren Xuan with gritted teeth: "Ren Xuan! Why do you never think of me when you have good things, but you can only ask me to take on the responsibility when you have bad things?!"
Ren Xuan hurriedly clasped his hands together and bowed repeatedly to Yue Anshan, his tone revealing a bit of flattery: "Boss Yue, Brother Yue, General Yue, I really have no other choice."
Yue Anshan looked at him coldly, crossed his arms, and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
Ren Xuan continued to complain to himself: "You said, if I tell His Highness about this, Lu Xiyun will definitely hate me in the future. If I don't tell His Highness..."
Upon hearing this, Yue Anshan revealed a rare sympathetic expression and said slowly, "Your Highness will peel off a layer of skin from you."
Ren Xuan nodded heavily, his expression tragic: "Brother Yue, so you see... can you help me report on this?"
Yue Anshan almost dropped the tea lid in his hand again: "Get lost! Don't try to play tricks on me! If there's something wrong, it's Brother Yue, it's okay, Third Brother Yue! You're afraid that Lu Xiyun will hold a grudge against you, but I'm not afraid?"
Ren Xuan smiled ingratiatingly and continued to advise shamelessly: "Anyway, this isn't the first time you've said bad things about Lu Xiyun. Having too much debt is never a problem."
Yue Anshan: "..."
If this guy wasn't my brother, I would kill him right now.
Yue Anshan was so angry that he slammed the table and stood up indignantly: "Did I say anything bad about him?! Which of my words was not true?!"
"Lu Xiyun is so arrogant! Relying on the old prince's meritorious service, he actually addressed His Highness by his name in front of all the officials!"
"Even the old prince himself wouldn't dare to overstep his bounds!"
Ren Xuan stood aside and quickly agreed: "That's right!"
Yue Anshan became more and more excited as he spoke, his voice becoming more and more agitated: "Old Ren, please judge for me. I reported him for something, was it wrong?!"
Ren Xuan nodded quickly, flattering him faster than anyone else: "Brother Yue is so honest and forthright in his advice. Your Highness is fortunate to have such a minister!"
Yue Anshan's brows rose when he heard this. He slammed the table heavily, his voice filled with deep regret: "Your Highness is the same! Whenever it comes to matters related to Lu Xiyun, he will definitely take it easy and indulge him all day long!"
Yue Anshan: "Look at all the officials and generals, not a single one dares to speak out!"
Ren Xuan struck while the iron was hot and added passionately, "Brother Yue, a loyal minister is revealed in times of adversity, and a loyal minister is revealed in times of turmoil! They are afraid, but you cannot be afraid!"
Yue Anshan laughed heartily, completely mad at the thought: "What a joke! How could I be afraid of Lu Xiyun?! It's just a military report! I'll just pass it on to His Highness for you."
Seeing that Yue Anshan was already getting excited, Ren Xuan immediately took out the original military report he had already written from his pocket and said in a very attentive manner: "No, no, Brother Yue, I have already written it, just send it out!"
Yue Anshan was silent for a moment, and suddenly felt like he had been cheated.
He slowly and silently reached out and took the military newspaper.
Then, slowly and silently, it was torn to pieces.
Ren Xuan wasn't surprised at all, as if he had anticipated this outcome. He jokingly handed over a new military newspaper and said, "Hey, it's okay if you tear it up. I've got a spare copy, brother."
Yue Anshan: ...I will kill you.
Ren Xuan was quick-witted and ran out the door with a smile on his face: "Brother Yue, a gentleman's word is as good as gold!"
···
night.
Ren Xuan walked into Lu Xiyun's room hesitantly.
In front of the desk, Lu Xiyun was flipping through an album in a lifeless manner.
Xie Lingyan sat at her desk, relaxed. "Take your time to choose from this spring's collection of beautiful women. You and Qin Shu already had a fight, so I think you shouldn't even reconcile. Let your adoptive father propose marriage to anyone suitable in this collection."
Lu Xiyun hung his head, looking as if he couldn't live any longer. "Thank you, brother. Please don't torture me or others."
Xie Lingyan frowned: "It's him, Qin Shu, stop bullying you!"
Lu Xiyun said helplessly, "Thank you, Brother. Qin Shu... isn't bad at all..."
Xie Lingyan said earnestly, "He's good in every way, so what? Qin Shu is a man of deep thoughts, his depth is unfathomable. Can you beat him?"
Xie Lingyan emphasized, "If he bullies you one day, do you think your father can handle him, or I can handle him?!"
Lu Xiyun said weakly: "No need... I can beat him..."
"Is this the same thing?!" Xie Lingyan felt like she was having a heart attack. "If it really doesn't work out, my junior brother Xiaobai, would you consider it? You've seen him before, he's good-looking, has a high talent for magic, and knows him well."
Ren Xuan raised his eyebrows. This Xie Lingyan was really dedicated to finding a new partner for Lu Xiyun.
Seeing that Lu Xiyun was about to cry, Ren Xuan coughed dryly, disrupting the excitement.
Lu Xiyun sat up quickly, and looking at his eyes, she was about to shout "Help".
Ren Xuan watched and coughed lightly: "Thank you, City Lord, you are in His Majesty Prince Xiang's camp, trying to steal his majesty's people. Isn't that unethical?"
Xie Lingyan raised an eyebrow: "They have a conflict, so why not let me resolve it?"
Ren Xuan is committed to smoothing things over: "Conflicts can always be reconciled."
Xie Lingyan jokingly said, "Why would Xiyun reconcile with him?"
He looked at Lu Xiyun: "What did you tell me when you first came to Yinshu City?"
Lu Xiyun coughed dryly and looked around, "Ah... It's been a long time... I forgot..."
Seeing that Lu Xiyun had coaxed her into submission in just a few months, Xie Lingyan was heartbroken.
Xie Lingyan covered his chest, looking like he was about to have a heart attack, and coughed violently.
Lu Xiyun was frightened, and the young man quickly stepped forward to calm him down: "Brother Xie, please don't be angry——"
All of a sudden, Lu Xiyun remembered again: "Oh yeah! That bastard Qin Shu actually dared to be mean to me. He and I will never coexist!!"
As if to make it more realistic, Lu Xiyun started to act out the scene directly to Ren Xuan: "Go tell Qin Shu! I will never go back to Yunzhong!!"
Ren Xuan slowly typed a question mark. Huh? Me?
Hearing this, Xie Lingyan immediately felt better. City Lord Xie raised his eyes calmly and said, "Thank you, General."
Ren Xuan: “…”
Everyone in the martial arts world says that the Lord of Silver Pivot City is as noble as an orchid, with a bright moon and a gentle breeze. But when I saw him today, why did he order some tea?!
Ren Xuan left the room dejectedly.
Everything in front of him was pitch black. He might as well go and tell Qin Shu that Lu Xiyun wanted to form a contract with Xie Lingyan.
Just then, Ren Xuan heard footsteps behind him.
Then Lu Xiyun quietly followed out.
Lu Xiyun coughed dryly, a little unnaturally: "General Ren, what I said just now was just to cheer up Brother Xie, don't tell Qin Shu."
Ren Xuan was stunned for a moment: "Then if Your Highness asks, what shall I do?"
Lu Xiyun hesitated for a moment: "Just say... I miss him very much."
Fireworks exploded in Ren Xuan's heart. His performance was a huge success.