Corrupt Official: How to Prevent the Emperor from Going Mad?!

1. Forced to become the love security guard for an eternal emperor.

Ren Xuan, the top powerful official of the Great Qian Dynasty, has been reborn. In his previous life, he was the tyrannical emperor's blade; a tyrannical ruler and a treacherous minister, they complemented each other perfectly.

Upon reopening his eyes, he was heartlessly thrown into a new script by Destiny. Destiny said: "Please maintain the emperor's shattered emotional storyline and prevent him from turning mad and demonic again."

Ren Xuan was instantly filled with questions: "I've been reborn, shouldn't I prioritize fixing my own emotional storyline? Do I look complete?!" Ren Xuan asked: "Dragging me back to be the emperor's love security guard, is this appropriate?"

Destiny replied: "If the emperor gets his happy ending, you get your happy ending." Ren Xuan: "...Appropriate, it's absolutely f*cking appropriate!"

2. A two-way rush, Your Highness, why are you always drifting on the cremation ground track every day?! Most emperor's 'cremation grounds' are results of their cruel acts.

This dog emperor is different; he is a pure, doting ceiling. Grand Tutor Lu casually remarked, "The plum blossoms in the palace are quite nice." The Grand Tutor's mansion was then remodeled into a royal plum garden.

The Minister of Works, clutching the blueprints for three imperial lodges with slashed budgets, staged a passionate plea in the Golden Throne Hall, like 'Dying to Report'.

Grand Tutor Lu grumbled, "The palace banquets are long and boring." The dog emperor, with a thunderous imperial decree, swiftly ordered: "Anyone who extends the banquet by more than a quarter of an hour; the presiding official shall be exiled to Qiongzhou."

The Minister of Rites, hugging the 'Rites of Zhou', cried with a surround sound effect echoing through the ancestral temple. Indulgence leads to disaster, and doting harms children, especially when the emperor treats someone like an ancestor.

That year, the snow outside the passes was as heavy as mountains; someone defied the imperial command, guarded an isolated city, rode alone with a drawn blade, armor broken and dented, and his bones were never found.

Another winter, the north wind swept through the city, and thousands of soul banners flapped like cries of grief. The emperor's eyes reflected the vast snow plains that had swallowed the fires of war, and his silence was terrifying.

For a moment, the north wind suddenly rose, stirring the soul-summoning banners and sweeping past the eternal resting place. Ren Xuan gazed at the solitary figure beneath the banner, speechless for a long time.

3. No rush to become emperor, first learn to fall in love!

Reborn, Ren Xuan reloaded like a god. Good news: The emperor's eyes were clear and bright, not yet engulfed by that crazed crimson.

Bad news: The dog emperor was still speeding along the old road to the cremation ground, going full throttle. Ren Xuan's vision went black again and again: "Damn? You're doing it again, aren't you???"

He's finished, and I'm finished too... Ren Xuan stepped forward, anger rising in his heart, courage born from anger: "Don't rush to unite the world! I'll teach you — how to kiss him!"

[Ren Xuan's rebirth progress: 1%, Emperor's blackening progress: 0%: Your love security guard is online.]