Chapter 561 I feel like this snake is provoking me!

Jiang Zhiyuan only heard the unbearable sound when she got closer. She was holding a hairpin in her hand, and her hand stopped just as she was about to open the lock.

She pulled her hand back as if she had touched a hot potato and quietly retreated to the sofa.

"Ahem, I didn't expect them to be so passionate."

Jiang Zhiyuan really didn't expect to encounter such a thing at this time. It was really embarrassing, whether to say it or not.

Sister Xu also walked in and stood with Jiang Zhiyuan.

Just when the atmosphere was so tense, screams suddenly came from the firefighters.

“Fuck!”

[Sister Yuan, if you had moved just 3 seconds faster, you would have seen a large pornographic picture.]

[Don't be scared, just open the door and let us see what they are using...]

[Ahem, attention, attention, this is the official live broadcast room, not a no-man's land.]

[Yes, this is the official livestream. Let's recite the 24 core values ​​together.]

【Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness! 】

Jiang Zhiyuan's body reacted faster than her brain.

The next second after the sound came, Jiang Zhiyuan rushed out like a cannonball and went straight to the balcony.

Then she saw several firefighters standing in a semicircle, staring silently at a snake.

"Are you acting out the Legend of the White Snake here with this snake?

Catch it!"

A firefighter who looked younger forced out a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Does it look like an ordinary snake to you?"

Due to the angle, Jiang Zhiyuan only saw a little bit of the snake's scales and really didn't pay attention to what the snake looked like.

So she walked over and pushed the two firefighters apart and saw a fat snake.

"Oh, he's so fat, if we make soup from him, it'll be enough for us to have several meals."

"What do you mean several meals? Are you planning to use it to make soup?"

Sister Xu also came over at this time. At this moment, she did not realize what was about to happen. She spoke while smiling.

When she saw the full appearance of the snake, she stopped and her face turned pale.

If the firefighter next to her hadn't supported her, she would have probably acted like a coward on the spot.

"You use the word chubby to describe this thing?"

Sister Xu was already wondering if this person hadn't even graduated from elementary school. Why was his descriptive language skills so poor?

"What else? Sister Xu, take a closer look at how fat he is. How obese he is.

Look at this thing, it’s so fat, it must be delicious when used to make soup. By the way, can this snake be used to make soup?

It's not some beast that's been in jail forever, is it? Hey, did you see it clearly? "

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the chubby snake and his mouth was almost watering.

The last time I ate such delicious snake meat was in a rain forest.

Wow, I really miss it so much. At that time, several of us shared a big snake and ate it happily without having to worry about going to jail.

That’s not possible now, as we also have to consider whether this is a protected animal.

Could it be that she really needs to buy a few atlases on animal protection when she gets home? Is there anyone selling these books?

By the way, please also write down the sentence.

Looking at Jiang Zhiyuan's shining eyes, Sister Xu knew that this person was not joking, she really wanted to eat this snake, and her heart suddenly sank.

As expected, I usually take this child to eat delicious food, so he eats less.

Look, the child is so greedy that his saliva is almost flowing. He is risking his life to taste the saltiness of the snake meat.

“But should we catch this snake now?

"I don't think they can handle the presence of such a large snake in a residential building."

The firefighters really want to say that their ability to bear it is not enough!

"Snakes like this are going to be all over the news tomorrow. The property management will probably get slammed."

The firefighter listened to their conversation without interrupting, and the young firefighter's hands were shaking a little.

Before becoming a firefighter, he thought it was just a matter of putting out fires, and he never expected to face such a limp behemoth!

Is it too late to quit now?

Waiting online is quite urgent.

The big snake was not afraid of humans at all. It just stared at these stupid humans calmly with its snake eyes, as if to say:

Stupid two-legged beast, why don’t you come and catch your grandpa?

"Sister Xu, I feel like this snake is provoking me!"

"Good boy, I'm not provoking you, I'm provoking everyone. We are like a delicious lunch to them now."

Sister Xu lowered her head and didn't dare to look into the snake's eyes. She was afraid of having a nightmare at night.

"Wasn't it just an ordinary cobra? Why did it turn into a big, fat snake?"

[Isn't the person above someone who picked up bad habits? Please don't use the word "chubby" to describe a soft-bodied animal like a snake.]

[Ahhh, I am most afraid of snakes. I will retreat first. Brothers and sisters, call me again when the snakes disappear!

Be sure to call me when you catch someone having an affair.]

I think the last sentence above is the key point. It's human nature to watch the fun.

"So why don't you catch it?"

Jiang Zhiyuan looked at the firefighters standing nearby.

The fire chief took a deep breath and took a cautious step forward. The snake still didn't move, as if it was really mocking them.

Haha, you little noobs want to catch me, this awesome big snake. I want to be a human being again.

Seeing that the captain was ready to take action, the other team members quickly followed suit. They all prepared themselves mentally before daring to take up the tools.

However, they looked at the tools in their hands and then at the big snake, and felt that it was really a waste of resources. This fork probably couldn't even catch the snake's tail.

"Didn't you call the police at first and say it was just an ordinary cobra? Why did it become like this?"

The young firefighter had a sad face. He wanted to go home quickly, hug his wife's thighs and shout, "Wife, help, there is a snake."

"Well, he probably saw that snake."

Jiang Zhiyuan looked around calmly, and then saw a cobra huddled in the corner, not daring to move.

It was curled up there obediently, with its head held high, but it didn't show any aggressiveness at all.

“Fuck!”

Sister Xu saw a small snake without any preparation and blurted out "Fuck", then quickly covered her mouth.

She had heard that snakes use sound to determine their direction, and she was afraid that one of them would come and bite her.

However, after comparing the size difference between the two snakes, she suddenly felt that the little cobra was quite cute, if you ignore its lethality.