Damn Plot, Get Lost!

Alternative Title: 該死的劇情快走開

Author: 被揉碎的白雲

Status: Completed

Added: 2025-09-08

Updated: 2025-09-08

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Anti-TropeFor FemaleModernOffice RomanceRomantic ComedySystemTransmigration

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Synopsis: [Enjoy it while it's hot!] Ji Shian fought her way through challenges to become the Chairman's Assistant at Chengyue Group. Then one day, she suddenly discovered a system in her mind. The system informed her that she was the protagonist of the novel "Pure White Rose" and needed to complete the plot to gain freedom. The other protagonist was her direct superior, Qin Yinghuai, the Chairman of Chengyue Group.

Ji Shian, who loves gossip: "What is this? Eating melon only to find it's about myself?" The dignified and self-controlled boss in the novel became an evil, charismatic, overbearing CEO who only knew how to torment. Ji Shian: "This is unreasonable. My boss is a talent who can recite labor laws backward." The smart and witty her, on the other hand, became a useless "little white flower" who would spill coffee even when pouring it and cried all day long. Ji Shian: "This is unreasonable. My boss only drinks tea, not coffee, because he finds it bitter." Due to various misunderstandings and stubborn arguments, the two protagonists' entanglement stretched for millions of words, and their company also faced multiple crises. Ji Shian: "I don't agree, and my wallet doesn't agree either. Without the company, what will I eat?" Ji Shian, rebellious to the core, insisted on trying to refuse the plot. As a result, she feigned illness, deceiving both superiors and subordinates, and was caught red-handed by her boss. Ji Shian: "@#%&*!"

Qin Yinghuai woke up to find his mind filled with plots related to himself. Both he and his capable assistant, whom he personally trained, acted utterly absurdly in these plots. In the story, the female lead stammered and was bullied when faced with challenges from colleagues. Qin Yinghuai: "This is impossible. Assistant Ji's popularity in the company is second only to year-end bonuses and annual leave." In the story, the female lead was challenged by an opposing company's boss in a foreign language at an exchange meeting, sought his help, was refused, and was later diagnosed with depression. Qin Yinghuai: "This is impossible. Assistant Ji is fluent in ten languages, and I even funded her studies." In the story, the female lead was tempted by a high salary to steal company secrets. Qin Yinghuai: "This is not... wait, maybe I should give her a raise?" After all, she was his personally trained, capable assistant. Qin Yinghuai, full of trust, dismissed it all as a few nights of ridiculous dreams. That is, until he went out for an inspection and precisely caught his assistant, who was supposedly on sick leave but was lively and bouncing around.

In a fit of pique, the dream plot blurted out, and the two accidentally matched secret codes. Qin Yinghuai: "???" Ji Shian: "!!!" Assistant Ji, tearfully agitated, made a joyful sound: "Boss, I'm scared, save me." Qin Yinghuai, seeing the hot coffee about to spill on him, took two steps back: "Ancestor, calm down, retreat!" This is a silly daily story of two people with actual mouths, creatively navigating a "CEO and his cute secretary," "big villa and small dark room," "canary escaped," "stand-in for the white moonlight," and "wife-chasing crematorium" plot, all from an old-school romance novel. There are a few gossip-related entertainment industry plots (no real-life prototypes, no personal attacks allowed). The female lead starts at 23, the male lead at 29, a six-year age difference, he's older. (Don't ask why they are so young; the author is crying and pleading: "Why use your brain when reading a silly novel, boohoohoo!")