Lu Chuan became one of the transmigrators, becoming the disciple of the Heavenly Teacher. Fortunately, the Feng Shen Calamity is approaching. To avoid the Feng Shen Calamity, with the Heavenly Teac...
At this time,
Chen Qi then asked, "What if Laozi doesn't offer compensation?!"
“Demolish his cave!” Zheng Lun replied.
Chen Qi grinned, "That's the idea! Senior brother, let's go!"
"Let's go!"
Immediately, Chen Qi used his magic to envelop the exhausted and lifeless Du'e Zhenren, lifting him up and heading straight for the Great Luo Heaven Profound Capital Cave.
In a short while,
Outside the Great Luo Heaven Mysterious Capital Cave,
As the space rippled, Chen Qi and Zheng Lun arrived, and both shouted simultaneously.
"Supreme Laozi, come out here right now and compensate us for our emotional distress, or we'll smash up your Xuandu Cave!"
When the sound faded...
Grand Master Xuandu, a disciple of Laozi, angrily said, "How dare they be so presumptuous! Master, I will go and capture them!"
"Wait!" Laozi hurriedly said. Who else, besides the members of the Jie Sect's branch sect, would dare to shout like this outside the Sage's cave?!
The scene of Yuanshi Tianzun's death is still vivid in my mind. Who was so foolish as to provoke the branch sect again?!
real……!
"Don't rush, let me go and see. If we are truly in the wrong, we will naturally give them an explanation!" said Lao Tzu.
Xuan Du: ⊙﹏⊙!
When did Master start to reason?
Forehead……!
Wait a minute, I'm so confused. Apart from the members of the Jie Sect and its branches, who else would dare to be so arrogant?!
then,
The image of Laozi appeared outside Xuandu Cave. When he saw the unruly Du'e Zhenren, Laozi's expression changed slightly, and he actually forgot about him!
This guy, why didn't he come to pay his respects first after coming out of seclusion? Now look what's happened!
"What brings you two here?" Laozi asked indifferently.
No matter how turbulent his heart was, no matter how much he feared, he had to maintain a calm and composed demeanor.
After saying that,
Chen Qi and Zheng Lun immediately appeared on screen, recreating the scene of Master Du'e's earlier spray.
Master Du'e: ⊙﹏⊙!
!
It’s over!
This means I'll never have to leave the house again for the rest of my life; I might as well be dead!
The Supreme Lord Laozi's lips twitched slightly; this scene was truly too disgusting!
Meanwhile, the saints and gods were focused on this scene because of the loud shouts from Chen Qi and Zheng Lun.
Saints: It is truly filthy!
Gods: Although it's filthy, I inexplicably feel like laughing. Damn! I really can't help it. Now... my merit points will be reduced by at least ten!
"What do you two mean...?" Lao Tzu asked.
Chen Qi chimed in, "His appearance has caused us immense psychological trauma; shouldn't he compensate us for it?!"
“That’s right, this really hurt our young hearts, and we must make amends!” Zheng Lun also said.
Lao Tzu: ? ? ?
compensate?
A young mind?!
You guys are really shameless, so shameless! I've never seen anyone so shameless!
Master Du'e is a quasi-saint, how could he possibly need to excrete? This is clearly the work of the two of you, and yet you're directly asking me for compensation?!
Saints and gods: "...!"
That's absolutely shameless!
Laozi gritted his teeth and said, "It was indeed his fault. So what compensation do you want?"
Upon hearing this,
Chen Qi said casually, "It's nothing. We're actually quite easily satisfied. A little something will do!"
Zheng Lun chimed in, "It's not about compensation, it's mainly about finding peace of mind, understand?"
Lao Tzu: "...?!"
Really? I can't believe it!
"How about two innate spiritual treasures and two acquired supreme treasures?!" Lao Tzu asked tentatively.
Immediately,
Chen Qi and Zheng Lun's faces darkened.
"Old man, what do you mean? You look down on us brothers, don't you?! Are you trying to fob us off like beggars? Huh?!" Chen Qi said in an icy voice.
Zheng Lun continued, "We'll pretend we didn't hear what you just said. We'll give you a chance to rephrase your words and think them through before you speak!"
Lao Tzu: !
!
really!
What do you mean? Are you playing tricks on me?!
snort!
"How about this: two innate spiritual treasures, two acquired supreme treasures, ten acquired spiritual treasures, plus immortal herbs and flowers, and a number of rare and precious materials?!" Lao Tzu continued.
Zheng Lun said coldly, "I'm glad you can make the changes, but I'm very unhappy with how you used the word 'several'!"
"How much is 'several'? Hundreds of jun? Thousands of jun? Or tens of thousands of jun? Hmm!? If you put it that way, then we'll understand it as tens of thousands of jun!" Chen Qi said coldly.
(One weighs 15 jin, two weigh 1 jun.)
Lao Tzu: ⊙﹏⊙?
A thousand tons?!
You really dare to get your teeth opened!
Is this what you mean?! I didn't believe your lies!
“A hundred jun!” said Laozi.
Chen Qi shook his head slightly, "No, that's not enough. It needs to be at least a thousand jin, plus two more innate treasures!"
Lao Tzu: ⊙?⊙?
A thousand pounds!? And we need to add two more innate treasures!?
Do you even want to listen to what you're saying?! Huh?! You call this just a token gesture?!
"Don't push your luck!" Lao Tzu said coldly.
In response,
Do Chen Qi and Zheng Lun care? Absolutely not!
"So what if we bullied you? We're in the right, so you should compensate us! What? You little brat, trying to renege on your promise? Are you going to resort to violence?!" Zheng Lun said coldly.
Chen Qi chimed in, "Hmph! You old bastard, go ask around the world, who would dare to cheat us brothers? They're just asking for trouble!"
Laozi's face darkened. He really wanted to make a move?! What could he do besides get a beating?
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