Chapter 234 Aha Strategy Manual

—Light Cone: Moment of Lucidity

——Destiny: Hunting

——Rarity: 5 stars

This light cone focuses on a black and white color scheme, complemented by a red denim bottega. The protagonist's head is lying on the armrest of the sofa, with one hand covering the eyes that cannot be hidden under the bangs. The perspective is from top to bottom, and the protagonist's eyes are quietly and obscurely watching the two people around the picture.

——Ming Chong and Bonnier.

One big and one small were wearing white coats. The big one wore single-lens glasses, and the small one wore a stethoscope crookedly. Both of them looked serious, confused, and a little shocked.

Ming Chong was wearing white gloves, holding a tongue depressor in one hand and a dental hammer in the other, with his head lying on the edge of the sofa. The dog was sneaking very close to the [patient's] head, and he turned around to look at Bonier, who had the same expression with only one stethoscope worn behind his ear and the other swaying on the side of his face.

The sun is shining.

Light cone description:

Sunlight, cicadas, and glass windows.

The Sea Ranger fell on the sofa and took a short rest.

Let's cooperate! The most important family game.

One who didn't hear the heartbeat,

One who is not using the right tool.

So, what kind of doctor are they playing?

[Hmm... Doctor Poteo.]

Ming Chong remembered the scene in this light cone. He had wanted to study shark teeth for a long time, so he took advantage of Poteo's nap to start... But at that time he thought Poteo was woken up by the tongue depressor pressing on his tongue, causing him to retch reflexively.

Didn't he fall asleep at all?

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Never mind, it's not important.

Ming Chong, who reached his hand into someone's mouth and touched the wisdom tooth, did not feel the slightest bit of remorse. There was nothing he could do about it. He was wearing gloves, so wasn't it the same as not touching it at all?

——Wisdom teeth: The deepest end of the teeth, hidden under the gums, with a total of 4 teeth on the upper and lower left and right sides.

Besides, the wisdom teeth in Shark Tooth are not actually shark teeth! Bad review.

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No one knew why Ah Ha stole Fu Li's collection. Ming Chong flipped it over and over again, but couldn't find any hidden information.

Then he looked at the next one—

——Light cone: There are lotus flowers in the marsh, which cannot be described

——Destiny: Creation/Freedom

——Rarity: 5 stars

The main color of this light cone is dark black and red. In the center is a golden-red butterfly that is being annihilated in the glass cover. Half of it is struggling unnaturally in the twisted flames, and the other half has turned into blood mist.

Behind the glass cover, the first thing you notice is an open hand, as if this hand is controlling the butterfly's situation.

The owner of the hand's face shattered like a mirror image, shrouded in a large shadow above. Some of the fragments reflected an endless, blurry block of color.

Above the neck, there is none at all.

Light cone description:

[■■, I heard that some things that science can't explain can be left to love.]

[A man's grandmother once asked him what color butterfly he liked. He replied——]

“What color do you like?” she said.

[I haven’t finished yet!]

[Okay. I like red, how about you?]

[It's somewhere between cyan and blue...]

[Okay, I'll note it down for you. ■■■ red contrasting color.]

There are some memories that even the stars have no right to engrave.

The light cone image wasn't clear, but the content described the fragment Ming Chong remembered...

Come to think of it… that “remote curse” An Su mentioned earlier, couldn’t it be this? Transforming into a highly dangerous and unstable butterfly (referring to An Su’s own incarnation) to come looking for him.

...Unfortunately, there are red fire crystal butterflies on the continent of Teyvat. Even if they came to find him, Ming Chong, who has a hard time distinguishing colors, wouldn't be able to see them.

Ming Chong had every reason to suspect that the red color was created by An Su to make things difficult for him.

You know, An Su's head is full of brains, and only a mouth occupies the remaining space in the squeeze - Ming Chong is not good at talking, and it is also because An Su is the one who is responsible for the business of talking.

With this prerequisite, Ming Chong is the one who is responsible for the hands-on and operational aspects as a price or exchange.

In short, one of these twins is left-brained and the other is right-brained. If even the right brain isn't good at colors, then the left brain can only rely on rote memorization to remember the characteristics of that color, and nothing else can be done.

Look, even the light cone couldn't record the color code of her nonsense, which means An Su herself had forgotten it long ago!

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But then again, what's the point of sending two Light Falls? Not to mention the latter one, shouldn't Poteo's be in the hands of the original owner as a special weapon?

Ming Chong slowly typed a question mark.

I subconsciously wanted to open the simulator and ask it to provide after-sales service, but at the critical moment, Ming Chong braked.

——Oh yes, the one who has the simulator account now is Ahaha!

Fortunately, Ah Ha was connected through the Internet. Although Ming Chong was not very interested, he decided to take a look at the other two things he sent.

With Ah Ha's personality, it's hard to say. The important things are placed in the seemingly unrelated parts with full hidden attributes...

[Aha unconditional help coupon]?

——Well, this thing definitely has “all rights of interpretation belong to Aha”, so just light up the illustration and put it in the bottom of the box as a warehouse keeper.

After looking at it a few more times, Ming Chong confirmed that at most the material was a little different - this damn thing was actually made of the immortal inverse scale. Ming Chong had picked it up and knew that the thickness of 10 of them stacked together was not even as thick as a piece of inverse scale.

Damn it, Aha is taking kickbacks!

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After manually opening several cheats in a row, Ming Chong opened his eyes wide and finally understood a little.

To put it simply, it was Aha, who was first opened up to the power of destiny by his sister [Xiaoyao], who began to "mutate" even though he could have broken the dimensional wall to a minimum.

It's just like onychomycosis, one can infect two.

This triggered a series of chain reactions, and later, Aha, who knew the immortal whose life you extended, started to make trouble again.

—No cosmic immortality can escape Aha who has traveled into the distant past.

"About the Immortal Star God, who had just been born, and a series of bloody incidents caused by Ah-ha lining up to pull out his reverse scales."

Ming Chong: I must call out loudly——

No trade, no harm!

After this inspection, Ming Chong's already scarce trust in Aha became even more precarious.

This is not an "Ahaha Unconditional Help Voucher", this is an "Immortal History of Blood and Tears of Persecution"!!!

Now, when you open the [Aha Strategy Manual], the first thing you see is Aha’s Q-version avatar, which actually looks a bit cute.

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But that's not the point.

The point is, Aha actually wrote a few!!!

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『Strategy Notes:

1. The first and most important point is that Aha is a high-need baby who cares very much about the attention of others. Please do not ignore anything Aha says.

2. If you've already violated the previous point, don't worry. Aha is a good child. According to the latest medical research from the Interstellar Peace Corporation, He is a people-pleasing deity and doesn't dislike anyone for that reason.

So, you can continue the strategy at any time!

3. Great! You've read this carefully. Aha! Favorability +1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+…

[Q version of Aha from the 2D page to 3D explosion.gif]

Most importantly, Ah Ha likes interesting people! If you're being pestered for too long, don't get annoyed with him! He just wants to win your favor—in other words, to win you over!

PS: If you are confused about this note, please close the book and look at the title!

(The number 4, which is marked as a duck, has no content after it, only one sentence left.)

Go try it! You can do it too!

So, what did Ming Chong see next?

Hmm... I saw the [Ether Front].

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Yes, that's right.

On the Ether Front, the initial [Ether Spirit] was [Ether Spirit Aha]. Ming Chong couldn't help but let out a frown, then slapped the page and created a chip inside.

Then, the Ether Spirit [Q version Aha], who looked like a pet elf on the desk, threw it into his mouth and ate it with a crunch like an attack file. Then he shook the frame, held his right hand with his two white gloves, and twisted it around to show that he wanted more food.

“…”

Oh, it’s this strategy.

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Not seeing any useful information, Ming Chong coldly slammed the book shut and crawled back into bed. This time he was really ready to sleep!

...After a while, Ming Chongqiaomi opened the [Aha Strategy Manual] again.

It was fake, he was immediately bewitched by this etheric spirit.

—Great! It's a rare species of Ether Spirit!!! It looks like an attack-type Overlord-class Ether Spirit with both [humanoid] and [alien] forms!!!

A beating heart, trembling hands.

It only took Ming Chong 0.0000001 seconds to decide to localize it and turn it into a character card for [Seven Saints Summoning], surpassing 99% of the players.

This is not a joke!

Dominating [Ether Front] and [Seven Sacred Summons] is child's play. This is like Pokémon, you can actually go into battle!!!

——This is more Milotic than my Milotic!

So, Ming Chong decided to love Aha briefly for a second.

As for immortality...

Ming Chong: Who?

But then I thought, if there are etheric spirits, Aha, then can we also make arrangements for the etheric spirits of other star gods?

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These are all human rights cards.

Aha, the little desk pet (crossed out) in the [Aha Strategy Manual], dragged out a frame with a grunt, said hello to Ming Chong, and went in.

Then, the frame turned into an animation of Ah Ha flying on the road. This cartoon road was quite simple, with a dark blue starry sky as the background. There were several five-pointed stars of different heights hanging above, and two cartoon planets below. Ah Ha was flying from the planet on the right to the planet on the left.

It’s still a [travel aha]!

Ming Chong made a sound he had never heard before.

"Aha's journey is over, and he brought back a handicraft [Xianzhou Yuanqiao: Big Fish] from Microcosm No. 2. Do you want to check it out?"

--yes

--no"

Before Ming Chong could make a choice, a few lines of words floated above the picture frame:.

[Is this an item from another Collapse Iron World? Yuanqiao... or perhaps it's from Xianzhou? Why don't I remember Xianzhou having this name?]

[Researchers, please pass by! This is a truly massive undertaking! To be conservative, I'll give it a score of 5 world lines.]

[Potio cb to Dream Girl, wuwuwu… I hope he's happy. Damn it, if only that light cone spawned! Forget it, never mind, I'll work hard for love, tata! ! !]

[It's not that I don't understand, but why does A-Ha even have a mini-game?! Is there something ambiguous between him and that satellite character?]

[Note: These are two satellite characters. Behind the mysterious Chong is an even more mysterious "sister," hahahahahaha!]