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Synopsis: Silly Version Synopsis:
Landing in the Treasure Hoarders with a simulator in hand, Ming Chong, who knows nothing about this other world: This is kinda interesting.
What do you generally need to do when joining the Treasure Hoarders?
Ming Chong raises his arm and shouts: Our slogan is—
All of it, take it down!!!
Passing by Venti, wind elf, Skyward Harp, Cecilia, God's Heart, debuff...
Touch one, wind elf? Keep it and raise it.
Passing by Dvalin dancing big rituals with Abyss Mages, steal it.
The white-haired Salt God about to be assassinated?
Steal it.
Liyue Immortals: Stop! You can't steal this!
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Ming Chong, resisting the Heavenly Principles and struggling to snap the World Tree, turns back sharply: Seems like someone said I'm handsome?
Waving the shovel: Whatever, take them all away!
Some secretary's smart grass? Take it!
Liyue's defeated Archon? Dig it up and take it!
Snow Mountain Sky Nail? Assemble it and take it!
Rift Labyrinth chest? Take it!
Desert talking magic bottle? Take it!
Albedo's match-3 game? Take it!
...
Sheath-winged insects, Inazuma puppets, Tatarasuna blacksmith's ahoge, Water God's little cake, Hearth Home's little mushroom, little Shogun bell, Vidya Dragon Lord, black-and-white haired denim cowboy father-daughter duo, peacock siblings...
Ming Chong waves his hand grandly, "All picked up by me!"
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Serious Version Synopsis:
Ming Chong is a rare transmigrator to the Teyvat continent. Starting from the Treasure Hoarders when he knows nothing about this world, he then realizes it's a place where supernatural powers exist.
Great thief with sleight of hand?
God of theft?
Or god of pranks and deception?
The titles people bestow upon him represent various perspectives.
"Title: Phantom Thief? Chivalrous Thief?"
"In legends, there is a thief who can steal away patients' illnesses, the poor's poverty, adults' numbness..."
"Title: The Answerer"
"Between rationality and sensibility, far from being empty."
"Title: Saint of Theft"
"When the path of theft brings shame, a heavenly warrior always descends."
...
Warnings:
1. No CP, but includes misleading rumors, forum posts, etc.;
2. Starts very weak, becomes invincible in no time;
3. Protagonist loves stirring up trouble and having fun, has a schadenfreude personality.
4. Forum posts do not represent the author's views! Their main purpose is to supplement information not in the main text! Netizens' opinions are diverse by nature. The main text is friendly to Asan but not to San fans, thank you.
5. The author is an all-fan! All characters written about will be loved to some extent; skip if you don't like someone.
6. Besides the main storyline, many side stories will be covered, like He Guan, Divine Sakura Purification Ceremony, Forest Book, Desert Book... (Rarely see these written, so the author is making their own food since there's no grain to eat).
PS: Anti-theft is 60%.
Content Tags: Refreshing, Upgrade Progression, Silly, Simulator, Genshin Impact, Honkai: Star Rail
Ming Chong
Others: Genshin Impact, Honkai: Star Rail, Silly
One-Sentence Summary: Click to see Star Gods jumping back and forth repeatedly
Theme: No matter the circumstances, live wonderfully
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