Chapter 25 Old Mondstadt
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At this moment, even the simulator made of data was speechless, because it suffered from not having a free mouth.
—Don’t you have any idea how outrageous you are?!
Isn’t breaking the dimensional wall a basic skill for all Chongs?
Ming Chong slammed the table and announced:
"From now on, we will vote for the referendum and never allow another unruly Ah Chong to be voted in again!"
"Look at how well Bie Chong is doing. It's even more painful than my own poor life!"
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“After venting your frustration about losing your memory at the beginning, don’t be unhappy;
So, what does Mondstadt think of you?
The answer is no opinion.
Isn't it simpler and more meaningful to use Usa to deliver goods back and forth and keep you well-supported than Red trying to raise your morals single-handedly?
Fortunately, the brothers in the treasure-hunting group accepted the addition of a happy home well.
The snow elves, who were no longer human, thought that since the two gods had completed the most difficult part at the beginning, they should also become independent.
So they quickly set their sights on the Imon Rokas, the only remaining ones in Mondstadt, who looked familiar to them.
There is also a group of snow elves who, after studying the records left by the recorder, are ready to travel thousands of miles to the godless country, the Black Sun Dynasty, to capture the recorder.
After all, Recorder Uku was the only brain they had left besides the dead priest and princess.
It’s great that he is still alive!
The snow elves took advantage of their good family heritage and set off one by one with sacks in hand.
Since they stopped being human, their mental state has obviously improved.
Here everyone has something to do, and everyone has a bright future!"
"Running a business in the Snow Mountains is much more interesting than managing things in Mondstadt. It's only natural that Wendy would settle down next door to you.
When you start thinking about creating some plants and only come up with snow lotus, you can't help but start to dislike Wendy who does nothing and eats for free. If the Findnir people had not become snow elves, he could still help flatten the snow mountain where you took away the sky nail.
However, things are different now.
You are thinking of selling Wendy back to Mond by weight.
Wendy is getting better now. He knows what bullshit you are going to talk about as soon as he sees your eyes turn. At night, he sneaked into your room and squatted at the head of your bed, scaring you.
"I *Liyue fucks bird language*, what are you doing, Wendy?!"
"Hey, Chong, I noticed you were a little bored lately, so I came to find some fun for you."
You were a little tempted, but still a little grumpy, "Let it go!"
"Ahem!" Wendy cleared her throat and plucked the Sky Harp. "This story begins—"
You pinched his mouth. Wendy's mouth was now like a duck, hesitating and unable to speak. "Don't be so stupid, just say it!"
"Ah..." Wendy rubbed her mouth in frustration after being released. "Well, I wanted to tell you a story about plants. Maybe it would give you some inspiration."
“The snow-capped mountains may lack lush greenery, but they are also full of surprises!”
“Speak human language.” You crossed your arms expressionlessly.
Sooner or later, all the Riddlers will be killed... and the Mystics too!
Wendy was helpless, "Isn't your birthday coming soon?"
You nodded, then frowned the next moment, “How did you know?”
"Hey!"
"I mean, maybe we could just..."
Wendy leans in and whispers to you, this and that, this and that.
Wonderful!
"During the day, the nameless knight called out for a long time, but the North Wind Wolf King did not respond.
At midnight on your birthday, the clock tower in Mondstadt rang 20 times in a row.
Then the wind blew the snow from the top of Findenir, and it fell on the roofs of all Mondstadt.
The snow elves flew in, carried by the wind. Some had just returned from the distant Black Sun Dynasty, while others had brought the Imon Rokar people from the direction of the Wind Dragon Ruins. They were holding bags of shiny powder or seeds, or a few small balls of different colors, and they threw them down.
Well, the [party plants] you created specifically to create the atmosphere are there. As soon as their seeds fall to the ground and touch the snow, they begin to take root and grow.
Various cheerful musical instruments, salutes, and plants responsible for laughing...
In short, all the Mondstadt people woke up. If anyone walked out of the room and accidentally stepped on a ball, they would be put in a ballet skirt and start dancing "The Four Little Swans". The atmosphere team started working.
If it's a man, the Laughing Flower will make funny laughter;
If she is a beauty, people will cheer and whistle.
Or they would be dressed up in circus costumes to perform acrobatics, with the laughing flowers diligently supporting them.
The effect of the funny ball lasts about 5 minutes, so the people of Mond quickly enjoyed the fun of the snow party.
When the sparkling powder falls, it will gather together nearby and look like dandelions. If touched by someone, it will float up at a low altitude.
——This is the "Mondstadt-specific plant" that Wendy shamelessly asked you to create. The mature fruit contains this powder, which you call "wind elf powder."
At this time, the North Wind Wolf King who had been missing for a long time finally showed up, and the nameless knight's heart finally settled down.
Andrius was decorated in bright red and green, and the big bell on his chest was shaking. The sound was faint, but it was pervasive. He was pulling a red sled, and you and Wendy were sitting in the back disguised with white beards.
Wendy was immediately exposed.
"What? Didn't I use the same disguise as you?"
The disguise judgment was a great success.
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"Hey!"
However, even if the disguise is successful, it is useless, because Vanessa and others do not recognize people by their appearance.
——Who else could possibly get involved with Wendy and cause trouble?!
In a rage, you blew up Mondstadt."
“Yes, after discussing it with Wendy, you guys are planning to do something big.
Originally, Wendy planned to have it snow in Mond, where it is spring all year round, on your birthday, and then you two would leave surprise gifts down the chimney together.
——Shit, what Christmas in Teyvat!
You are starting to not understand the continent of Teyvat again.
Seriously, it’s your birthday, why are you giving gifts to others?
But now...
Hehe, you teased Wendy too.
The next day, when everyone woke up, they found that Mondstadt had not flown into the sky.
You fooled everyone, including the Wind God.
In fact, when you took out the Sky Nail to intimidate, Wendy almost thought you were serious.
However, you simply blew up Mondstadt, and he immediately understood your plan.
It was so much fun!"
"Achieve the ending: Witness the moment of miracle!"
“…He even made a Christmas scene!!!”
It's really heartbreaking.
"Ah, simulator, why don't you let me come here in person?" Ming Chong cried like an 18-year-old fat boy. "You know I eat and hang out in Liyue every day..."
I was so absorbed in taking a bite that I almost forgot the rich flavor of the grilled tiger fish:
"(Crunch, chew, chew) How boring is this... (Crunch, chew, chew) Ugh... I haven't even been to the Ice and Snow World (sniff) and I've already traveled through time... This damn dangerous continent of Teyvat (sniff)!"
The simulator didn't respond.
“What a sin!”
Fortunately, Ming Chong felt much better after eating.
Click on——
"Title: God of Mischief and Deception"
“The throne in heaven is never reserved for you. [1]
But you never leave anyone to sit on the sidelines."
"Title Effect: You are the first usurper beneath the throne, and the one observing the end of time and space. Wearing this title will *ミ￡%■§∞@φ…"
[Note: The current title is unique. If you choose to wear it, it will contain all titles and their characteristics!]
[Do you want to choose this title route?]
woc!
The bamboo skewers left over from grilling the tiger fish fell to the ground next to Ming Chong's mouth, and he had to admit one thing.
——Okay, okay, A Chong from the simulator... you’re so awesome!
Damn it, I got tricked by that guy!
Ming Chong shamefully accepted the charity thrown to him by Bie Chong.
--yes.
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Forget it, forget it, it’s all A Chong, so don’t worry about it!
[Unlocked Character Card——]
"God of Mischief and Deception"
"The throne in the heavens was never reserved for you.
But you never leave anyone to sit on the sidelines."
"Passive attribute—
[Holiness] Immune to all negative mental effects (including control, stun, wear and tear...)
[Life] Recovery and healing abilities have reached the world limit
[Element] Immunity to all elemental attacks, elemental affinity 100%
[Immortal] Locks health in friendly state
[Void] Absorbs and reflects true damage
[Self] Personalized, 100% human, easily gaining the favor of all life
[Distortion] The success rate of sophistry persuasion is 100%.
[Truth] Insight, understanding
[Lucky] Beloved by the rules and the world
Active Skills——
[Deception]: Enhanced version of [Distortion], in addition to being used for language (also includes distance, reality, logic, thought, memory, fate...)
[Theft]: Not bound by any rules or concepts
[Reincarnation]: The ability to transcend time and space
[Revelation]: Establishing connections with believers through acts such as sacrifice, oaths, and faith
[Soul Seal]: Associated with [Revelation], can be used for subsequent gifts and markings
[Creation]: [Life] Evolution"
Ming Chong's shock was stuck in the middle.
This list of abilities...
What a familiar feeling.
——No, I’m a pony?!
——A humanoid elf, isn’t this more awesome than a newcomer to Pallet Town?
“…No wonder there is a barrier between gods and humans…” Ming Chong took a while to speak.
With nine passive skills and only six active skills, it's no wonder his combat system is so bad.
This certainly can't be blamed on him!
After Ming Chong calmed down, the simulator finally arrived.
[Would you like to view the post-mortem?]
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After receiving such a big gift, Ming Chong should take a look at it. Maybe that Chong has left him a surprise?
But thinking back to the last time when there were shady men everywhere, Ming Chong hesitated again.
——I’ve talked to other Ah Chongs, but you can’t target me anymore!
So he took a deep breath, his tone as calm as death.
"Do you have any sample packs?"
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It really does exist.
ah?
Ming Chong had a vague feeling of foreboding.
Could it be that...
This is the big thunder, right?!
"Wait a minute—"
[Loading data——]
Genshin Impact Snow Moon Festival real-time cutscene - "Silver Radiance Arrives from the East"
"Although I'm from Sumeru, the festival I looked forward to most when I was a child was Mondstadt's Snow Moon Festival..."
The pink-haired Xumi merchant spread his hands and pretended to be nonchalant as he walked to the front, with his back to the travelers returning to Mondstadt for the festival.
"Although my family wasn't wealthy back then, we lived a happy life. After they heard that Mondstadt's festival commemorating the birth of a god fell on the same day as my birthday, they bought me a Snow Moon gift box every year!
You know, the Snow Moon Gift Box is a gift that no child would refuse! It was given to people by the deity who ascended from human to god. Strictly speaking, it’s a surprise for children, especially good children!
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The [Party Plants] produced from the Munddragon Ridge Snow Mountain, especially the [Fairy Powder], are very popular throughout the continent of Teyvat.
However, the production of "Fairy Powder" was low, and it was only available around the Snow Moon Festival. A few hundred years ago, merchants manipulated the price of each portion of Fairy Powder to tens of millions of Mora!
Until the gods on the snowy mountains issued a revelation—
[Put all the plants I created into the box. Don't let the surprise and joy be tainted by desire. Let every child have the opportunity to obtain them.]
So, the Xueyue gift box appeared, something that even poor families could afford.
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