Chapter 267 Pinocchio

"Those who join must address Luoyi Baga as Lord Bà. You frowned, feeling dissatisfied and about to explode.

——矲: It means short and low.

A gleam flashed in Roybaga's eyes, and he shook his hand, smiling graciously. He was inexplicably tolerant of you, suggesting that if you weren't satisfied with the title of "Four-foot Saint" for ordinary members, you could make a contribution to the Holy Hall, such as...

For example, we provide the "Four-foot Holy Church" as an event venue at the Daydream Hotel.

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You think this appeal is natural, logical, and reasonable! So——

Therefore, the title of the advanced member version is called [矲矲]! (Raise your arms)

Roy Baga: ...

Since the Four-Foot Church now has only one president and one member, Roybaga transferred the naming rights to you as an angel investor.

Lord Roy is a lord with a broad mind and unique vision!

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As the financial sponsor, you would generally support his plan.

"I have already written the most important doctrine!" Master Roy was very excited. "To show mercy to the giants is to betray the doctrine—"

"Wait a minute!" You yelled, frowning. "How can the doctrine be the most important thing?"

"My dear friend, what do you think it will be?" Master Roy touched his chin and fell into deep thought.

You stood on the cardboard box and hummed coolly, "Of course it's the ceremony! Rituals are a very profound subject, starting from joining the church, including baptism, sacrificial ceremonies at gatherings, and daily blessing ceremonies..."

"It's only right to put doctrine last. It might even be more complete and more appealing to our potential faithful followers!" (Earthquake)

Master Roy's eyes sparkled, "Oh! My dear friend, you are simply my revelation!"

You made a downward motion with your right hand, nodded modestly, and whispered soothing words to avoid interrupting his emotional buildup, "Calm down, calm down."

"My guide on the glorious path!"

"Oh, that's what I should do."

"A selfless pioneer!"

"Yeah, that's enough."

"A true genius!"

"Um……"

"Experts in raising funds—"

"Uh-huh?"

You open your eyes and think you heard something strange. Looking again, you see Roy, who had been momentarily distracted, has returned to normal, writing diligently on the recording board with a pen.

The wonderful praise disappeared like an illusion.

You circled around him several times in disappointment, as this flattering version of you, who failed to match your beauty, still didn't make a limited-time return.

He had no choice but to leave in boredom. The Pipisi people, who didn't notice that Master Roy's eyes were rolling around and accidentally spoke the truth, breathed a sigh of relief.

"By the way, dear friend, do you have any suggestions regarding the ceremony we mentioned last time?"

When you heard this question, your heart surged, your eyes lit up, and you said without hesitation, "Of course!"

"Then..." Master Roy rubbed his hands.

“Rituals can’t be created overnight.” Your expression changed, becoming serious and solemn.

"certainly--!"

"All we can do is continue to learn from the book, simplify, and experience it! It would be best if we could incorporate the spirit of the temple into it. So—"

Master Roy nodded vigorously, the anticipation in his voice growing louder and louder, "So—"

"The answer is—"

"yes--"

You grinned, pumping your arms and shouting, "Brother Hanu!"

Master Roy clapped excitedly, "It's actually Brother Hanu——"

"Huh? Hanu brother?!"

Yes, although you claim to be the most beautiful Pipisi in Pinocchio, even you have to admit that Brother Hanu in [Operation Little Hanu] is a real man.

When Master Roy expressed his doubts, you smiled crookedly and brought out historical facts—

One Hundred Facts About Pipisi!

Lord Roy:…"

"You solemnly opened the book and pointed to the corresponding line of words, "According to the 26th historical record in this book—"

"26. The Watchmaker is a faceless Pipisi, Hanunu is a hairier Pipisi, and Old Odi is truly a Pipisi."

After accidentally getting this book, you read it countless times, and every time you think about it carefully, you feel horrified. But then, as long as you think about your own beauty, you will feel better.

Look, you Pipixi people were born to conquer the world! But the practical value of your beauty is not high, so you can only watch the Hanu Brothers cartoons in silence for countless times.

With such a tiny body, it's surprising that such a man of such valor has ever appeared in Pipixi history! Having read the entire "Little Hanu's Operation"—including the strange content that the family has deemed a misprint—you were truly born at the wrong time, unable to contribute your wisdom to the Hanu brothers in their fight against the Stone Boss...

But he died at the critical moment!

How can you not sigh when the arrogant little tyrant fails to meet the beautiful and intelligent you?!

Fortunately, you have met a master who can conquer the world and make the Pipixi people great again. Your wisdom will surely make your dream a reality!!!

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"Besides, my friend, aren't you old Ody's nephew? Do you know what that means?"

Your eyes were sharp, and you spoke a few lines, "You are a Pipisi. A Pipisi is the nephew of Old Austria, which means that Old Austria's nephew is a Pipisi. Then Old Austria, whose nephew is a Pipisi, must also be a Pipisi!"

"This—is enough to prove that this book is true!"

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“…”

Unfortunately, Master Roy believed that the identity of the Pipisi people was always easily looked down upon by others. In order to avoid being like the "Watchmaker" and Hanunu, whose Pipisi identity was hidden in history, he decided to learn from his uncle -

"I'll never answer directly whether I'm Pipisi!" You answer loudly. You think this question is quite simple, as everyone knows the rumor.

"I will never achieve anything by being Old Austria's nephew!" He said in a resounding voice.

You are too narrow-minded to look at him with admiration.

If it were obvious that Lao Aodi's nephew was a Pipisi, it might affect Lao Aodi's plan to hide his identity. It would be better for him to conceal his bloodline identity and shine in different fields.

It’s high, really high!

Thus, through the writings and speeches of Lord Roy, which possessed special power, you gathered the first batch of the original power of the [Four-Foot Temple].

When someone questioned your exclusive position, you smiled crookedly, without giving a bland explanation, and walked aggressively to the center.

Very good, Master Roy has already given up the cardboard box. As you walked up, you said, "I'm not targeting anyone. I mean, everyone here is my son!"

The atmosphere of the scene became quiet, and it seemed that the water vapor was increasing little by little, condensing into tiny ice crystals and continuing to grow.

Of course, otherwise why would Master Roy give you a position? As the best partner, best friend, and best investment target, he is helping you improve the persuasiveness of your words in his own way!

And this is also part of the plan!

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"Only the fairest, most just, and most tolerant people can become Xie Xie!" You open your arms and hold your head high.

"I have the broadest heart, which can even accommodate the dark giants. What about you? Can you?" You pointed at the petite Pipisi people in the crowd one by one, and they shook their heads in fear and stepped back.

"But I want to say, don't be afraid!" You waved your hand, your posture proud and generous, your voice impassioned. "Those giants, like us in the past, have to face a bleak life, a cruel reality, and an oppressive environment!"

The Pipixi people raised their heads one by one, and the fur balls on their heads jumped suddenly, like flowers that bloomed after being watered. This kind of beauty is only inferior to your confidence.

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"It's just that we have to bear a little more arrogance due to our height." Your speech slowed down.

There is no way, I can only remember this part of the manuscript I have memorized, and the part I remember most clearly has already been put away (bushi).

Then, your eyes turned serious and you looked at one of the Pipisi people, "So, what about them?"

Master Roy immediately saw through your situation and, hiding in a corner, hurriedly whispered, "So, what about them?"

The somewhat timid Pipisi was startled by your stare and couldn't help but repeat himself, "S-So, what about them?"

Your gaze remained fixed, a gleam of encouragement in your eyes. “So, what about them?”

The chosen Pipisi mustered up his courage and stammered, "He, they will also be... looked down upon..."

The sound behind you gradually faded away. Your eyes lit up and you suddenly remembered something. Your voice suddenly became louder, "That's right!"

This Pipisi guy was scared again.

"They will bow to others too!" You shouted, "Including us! All the four-foot-tall saints present!"

"Even the giants, no matter their status, position, or wealth, must bow to us!"

The Pipixi people followed you and waved their arms:

"Bow to us!"

"Bow to us!"

"Bow to us!"

You nodded secretly, an idea suddenly flashing in your mind, and you improvised, "So, we, the Four-Foot Sanctuary, are going to make the Pipisi people great again!"

“Great Again!”

“Great Again!”

“Great Again!”

“Great again-!!!”

…

Everyone in the Four-Foot Temple owns a copy of "One Hundred Facts About Pipisi". It's not that only Pipisi people are welcome, but as you suggested, we should first unite those who can be united, and then unite those who can be fought for.

Don’t you Pipisi people have the advantage of numbers in Pinocchio?

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Therefore, you specially sent guides to guard near the [Pipixi Club] to lead those Pipixi people who were dazzled by the street lights.

What's more, "Little Hanu Operation" is a permanent event at your Four-Foot Temple! If you don't pay attention at first, you'll eventually get used to it and won't be able to leave.

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The secret expansion of the Four-Foot Temple went quite smoothly. Not only did no one have to delay their lives because of the temple's regular activities and various rituals, but many people also worked hard to earn activity funds for the temple in order to be promoted from "Four-Foot Holy Son" to "Shen Shen".

As the original Qiqi, your contribution to everyone's admonition cannot be overlooked."