Synopsis: Silly Version Synopsis:
Landing in the Treasure Hoarders with a simulator in hand, Ming Chong, who knows nothing about this other world: This is kinda interesting.
What do you...
Chapter 5 is also discussed
"You bid farewell to the God Rescue Squad temporarily and set out again on the journey to find the pack animals.
Since no one can control the purple cat, you have to put his body into a huge box and walk away with the cat ball in your hand.
You found Huahua near the cliffs of Liyue. The eyes of "Truth" told you that Huahua is now famous and is known as the "King of Pack Beasts".
In your silence, the cat laughs wildly.
「Achieved the ending: Innocence, dreams and pure love」
"Wait! I have a problem!"
"It's easy to understand the innocence of children, but where do these dreams and pure love come from?!"
"Okay, I admit, Fluffy has always been my dream. Even though it's a bit far-fetched, it can be explained! But pure love! To say that Huahua and I are in pure love is outrageous!!!"
The simulator fell silent.
He didn't even think of any other possibilities?!
Hmm… traveling around with a doll on my back, and still holding the cat group in my hand and can’t let go of it…
In addition, there is another reason that the simulator cannot answer - in the sequel to this ending, Ming Chong is still happily interacting with various plush creatures during his journey, but the dolls are still in the box.
Whenever anyone asked about the box, his response was, "It contained his body."
When someone asked again, "Who is he?", the answer was, "He's next to me! Oh, he rolled his eyes again... Did you know? Kittens are not allowed to roll their eyes."
Isn’t this pure love?
The simulator itself can't bear to look at it.
Later, a widely circulated love story appeared in Xumi - a strong but soft-hearted man lost his lover on the road of adventure, so he carried his lover's coffin and continued their unfinished journey that they both loved.
A certain acting sage couldn't help but laugh out loud when he heard this.
"...If this title wasn't powerful, I would really explode."
"Click it! Let me see the upper limit!!!"
Title: Blazing Sun and Ice
"The pride of the Golden Sand Sea will only dedicate itself to the things it is passionate about."
Title Effect: You are the blazing sun rising from a desolate and barren land. Your heart is as pure as ice. The gods wish your heart to remain forever pure. Wearing this title grants the "Gold" and "Purity" effects, with a certain chance of triggering the "Eternal" trait.
"Gold" grants immunity to all mental attacks and counteracts other attacks within its load, transforming them into stored impact energy. Current load: 0/1,000,000.
Purity grants the wearer immunity to all negative statuses, and can be activated on a specific target (0/10). While injured, health is restored by 5% per second, persisting until the wearer recovers. It can be activated on a specific target (0/10). Increases affinity by 50%.
"Eternity." When the Scarlet King built the Eternal Oasis for the Flower Goddess, he cast a ray of light upon time. Triggering this trait locks the state for 10 seconds, and it can only be triggered once every 30 days.
"The current title has been automatically worn."
"Tsk, it's a shield healer, and it even has a golden body... a month CD, not bad."
Ming Chong felt a little relieved. "By the way, what is the upper limit of a single attack in this world?"
—9.99 million.
"One, ten, a hundred... probably ten times the load capacity of this shield." I thought I was invincible!
"But this level should be about the same for ordinary petty thieves. Most people can't hurt them or catch them!"
Ming Chong, who has completely accepted the role of the thief, said so.
It's a pity that he has never studied "Advanced Elemental Reaction Theory" and doesn't know how difficult it is to reach a naked attack of 1 million. However, 9.99 million is the limit achieved by stacking buffs and elemental reactions.
"I'll be the Pirate King tomorrow. I'll just go out for a stroll for the rest of the day." Ming Chong treated himself as an ordinary treasure-hunting group, relaxed his mind, stretched, and then -
He rushed out with a whoosh.
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There are many treasure-hunting groups in the unknown ruins. Ming Chong likes these people very much, not only because of the treasure-hunting uniforms they are wearing, but also because they have the setting of being big thieves.
A group of people rushed up and beat him up. Ming Chong couldn't stand it anymore and shouted:
"Stop it! Why are you hitting people indiscriminately?!"
The treasure-stealing group really didn't expect that there would be someone in the world who would speak for them. What kind of person is this?
Both groups of people looked towards the source of the sound.
Treasure Hunting Group: So we are in the same industry!
"So you're part of the treasure-stealing group! No wonder you're speaking up for them!"
"That's right! That's right! We adventurers are fighting against the treasure-stealing group!"
"Why are you so indiscriminate? If you hadn't wantonly destroyed the ruins and resold the artifacts, our scholars' research wouldn't be so difficult!"
As I was talking, I wanted to beat him too.
Ming Chong scoffed at this, and while using "Qian Kun" to teleport, "Gold" to shield and rebound, he beat the adventurer head-on, while speaking for justice:
"So what if I'm part of a treasure-hunting group?! Do you think destroying ruins is adventure, and reselling cultural relics is legitimate income?"
"We worked so hard to solve the trap, and you just stole the treasure under the banner of justice!"
"It's so hypocritical and disgusting!"
These people were beaten so badly that they ran away with their heads in their hands.
Ming Chong got angry when he saw that they didn't understand what he was saying and even seemed to be planning something bad. He opened his "Qian Kun" and all his money was gone.
"he, tui!"
"Go and drink the northwest wind!"
Looking at the adventurer's back as he fled in disgrace, the treasure-hunting group felt indescribably happy. They put away their weapons and elemental bottles and surrounded him.
"Big brother, what's your last name? Where do you usually hang out?"
"Yeah, yeah, big brother, you saved us, and we all want to follow you from now on!"
"That's right...Brother, since you're so awesome, why don't you join the Adventurer's Guild?"
…
While explaining, Ming Chong asked them to leave first to avoid being blocked by the police.
"My name is Ming Chong, I'm from Liyue. My family suffered a misfortune not long ago, and I'm the only one left. I'm new to the treasure-stealing group, and I haven't been around much."
"Why don't you become an adventurer? Um... did you see those people just now? I stole everything from them! You can't tell, right?"
He took it out and showed it to the people beside him, saying, "This is for you. Share it. You got beaten up badly."
"Boss, this is truly amazing!"
"Yes, yes, can you teach me?"
"...This is my ability. I don't know how I was able to do it. With such an ability, how can you still be an adventurer?! It's not that I don't want to teach you, but if you don't believe me, just stand away from me. 50 meters or 100 meters will do. I can still steal from you!"
"Or, do you all want to try it?"
…
After arriving at their destination, the treasure-hunting group, who had already considered themselves younger brothers, looked dazed.
"Boss, you're...living here?"
“Isn’t this too crude?”
"That doesn't match your temperament at all!"
Ming Chong scratched his face and smiled innocently, "Not bad? This is only my first day as a treasure hunter, and I don't know what to prepare. Apart from the few things my family left behind, this is all I have."