Chapter 9 Xumi

While getting to know the continent of Teyvat, Ming Chong was not too idle. He conducted another simulation of the identity of Option B, the Gilded Brigade.

Considering the first time I traveled around the continent of Teyvat, although it ended in a strange way, it is undeniable that -

The buff given by Lannaro made everyone who knew him think that he was a young man who lived deep in the mountains and suddenly encountered a huge change and came out to make a living.

This is the character.

So it is reasonable that someone who has never heard of gods or immortals and is a hopeless illiterate, right?

Some smart people even speculated that only those who lived in places bordering Mount Sumeru would know the legend of Lanna so well.

So it’s reasonable to believe that there are Lanaro in the world, right?

At the same time, he has a special filter for dragons and is extremely fond of them - as a Liyue person, this must be a love engraved in his bones!

After all, he is the god who rules over Mora!!!

Therefore, this great thief Bao Jia who suddenly appeared must have come from—

Gathering! Woodcutting! Grain hunting!!!

Wonderful——ah——

Ming Chong gave a thumbs up.

Yes, that's the truth.

Getting back to the topic, I have to say that the simulations in the country of Xumi are a bit crazy.

This must be the fault of the House of Witnesses.

Ming Chong, who has glimpsed the future through simulated text, firmly believes this.

The House of Lords imprisons gods and creates gods?

No one with a brain would do such a thing.

According to the world view of "Demon Lover", if Xumi's current Grass God is no longer like the heroine of a sadistic novel, she will wait for the Church of God to change its mind.

He jumped out immediately and gave those wise men two big slaps in the face.

Then the sins of the House of Decrees over the years were announced.

Who would not say, "Well done" after seeing this?

It was under the influence of the Church of God led by this foolish sage that he simulated a stupid ending this time—

"Ending: Watering the Money Tree to Death"

I really like what a Genshin Impact player said - ah?

Ming Chong, who had had this experience once, thought that he had a general understanding of the main characters of Xumi.

But he never expected that the thing that would influence his choice would be someone's ahoge? ! ! !

ah? !

What kind of ahoge is it?

There's even an exclusive ending?!

Ming Chong Hanhen: One day I will buy a simulator that can view pictures, to see how special the Xumi Clerk's ahoge is!

Look at this achievement again -

Title: The Answer Man

"Between reason and emotion, there is by no means nothing."

Title Effect: You are the barrier between rationality and sensibility. No one of the highest caliber can resist your presence. Wearing this title grants you the "Intuition" and "Concentration" effects.

"Intuition" can enhance the wearer's sixth sense by 200%.

"Concentration" grants the wearer 200% effectiveness on all actions taken by the target.

Looks like great properties.

But if the target is a "smart grass"...

Ming Chong fell silent for a moment.

"You chose B.

You were born on the other side of the sand barrier. Although life is difficult, it is the same for everyone.

You met a traveling cabbage named Lanningba. From that moment on, you could see the seeds of kindness in people's hearts.

"The seeds were planted many moons ago, and Lanimba remembers, and the forest remembers."

Then Lannaro emerged from the seed, a seed of kindness and a shadow of a childhood dream.

You can easily touch the soft spot in people's hearts, and a scholar who was wandering in confusion found you.

"Child, you have a special talent for discerning people's true nature. Could you please help me solve some of my confusions?"

There is a teacher Lannaro sleeping in his seed. Perhaps he once taught something to Lannaro, or perhaps he is a teacher with love and kindness.

You put this question into Lanningba's mailbox, waiting for its answer when it returns from its journey.

Scholars walk through the suffering of the desert and extend a helping hand to every citizen of the sea of ​​sand.

Although you have extremely keen eyesight, you are still a child.

You have a special bond with scholars.

He is your teacher, your guide, your student, your patient."

"The scholar has penetrated the secrets of human nature in the sea of ​​sand. His sorrowful yet tender heart has drawn him to this land. However, he hopes that you will not simply be trapped in this sea of ​​sand, but instead transform that talent into nutrients for growth.

You joined [Kavi's little family].

You grew up healthily under the care of your [brother Kavi]. You shared Lannaro's story with him and discovered the lost memories between the scholar and Lannaro.

Because the scholar was in the desert for a long time, the relationship between [Kavi's family] broke down.

Kavi entered the House of the Decrees, and soon he could no longer see Lanaro, but he still believed in your story about the seeds.

[Mother] remarried Fontaine, and she was particularly worried about you when she left.

Under the careful guidance of [Brother Kavi], you entered the Institute of the Decrees and became a student of the Sinlun School."

"Got CG: Love will grow flesh and blood."

Click on CG——

Title: Endless Love

"Don't forget the way home."

Title Effect: Secrets, lies, and illusions are not barriers to family affection; death is. Wearing this title grants the "Kite" effect, with the negative trait "Willful."

The "Kite" effect is only effective for objects with a sufficient bond value. During the period of wearing this title, a short-term "Mind Channel" will be generated.

"Willful," this negative trait amplifies the wearer's emotions."

"The current title needs to be worn manually. (Not worn)"

“You don’t know much about my brother’s experience in the Abbot’s House of Religion, you only know that he was known as the ‘Light of the Myo-ron School’.

I heard that the new Chief Clerk once collaborated with your brother on a large academic project. It is undeniable that under the study pressure of the House of Representatives and because of the thesis, you once had the idea of ​​using connections.

But you know your brother very well, and this is not a good thing.

Even though your scholar father once hoped that the House of Religion would allow you to grow up happily, you still encountered people with bad intentions.

When your brother was forced to sell the house to pay off the debts of Casazzale—

You squatted beside your luggage on the roadside;

You happily hugged the complete set of Lanaro figurines and the matching house that your brother made for you to express his apology;

Eating the rice cakes with solid ingredients that I bought with the remaining money.

People tell you that you are just an adopted Shahai person, and the Kavi family doesn’t treat you as a family member at all, otherwise why would they sell the house without considering your feelings?

They say things to make you sad and incite you to take half of the money from selling the house.

There were people coming and going on the street. You thought about it for a moment, then answered happily—"

“My brother doesn’t want the house, he wants me, and he even used the money from selling the house to buy me delicious food! Hehehe, he really loves me~”

His elder brother Kavi rushed back, seemingly in a hurry. He didn't know what he had done, but his eyes were red. The chief clerk, the chief disciplinary officer and the chief forest ranger followed behind him.

You moved into a new house.

You are still happy every day. Although the graduation thesis is still difficult, you have already thought of the topic.

On the Habits of Clever Grass

This must be a paper that has never been seen before and will never be repeated!

After all, before you met the Grand Secretary, there was no such thing as "smart grass."

The scrolling speed of the text behind suddenly increased, indicating that the simulation was nearing its end.

"The Grand Secretary had a tuft of hair on his head that was silver-gray in front and green in the back, but after you managed to cut off a bunch of it, the green disappeared.

This has undoubtedly piqued your curiosity.

With the sharp insight of the Grand Secretary, you signed a series of unequal treaties with him, and you did not pay attention to the consequences behind them.

You can regularly harvest the clever grass that grows under the nourishment of the Great Clerk's wisdom, and the clerk will have a hat on his head as a substitute for the clever grass.

With your special cultivation methods, the smart grass is able to exist independently of the main body for a period of time.

However, after all your cohabitants went on a business trip, you were involved in the Grass King incident and learned many secrets.

When it was used as nutrients to irrigate the smart grass, it was killed."

"Ending: Watering the Money Tree to Death"