Chapter 60 Magnet Constitution

Gojo Satoru fell into a long silence as he looked at his youthful face, which was so tender that it looked like it could be pinched out of water, in the front camera of his mobile phone.

Cheng Xiaoyu explained, "What I gave you was a special potion I stumbled upon from another world. It can mitigate the effects of external forces and laws while you're constantly under their influence. However, since you're a local, the potion's effects weren't fully cleared by me. Furthermore, this potion had already been manufactured locally. Combined with these three factors, the effects it can mitigate are extremely limited, but at least it will lessen the pain."

Gojo Satoru: "What will happen to me if this potion takes full effect?"

If it survives and does not affect the battle, it is not a bad idea to fully stimulate it to break free from the constraints of high-dimensional creature No. 1.

Cheng Xiaoyu: "This potion was developed as a poison to destroy corpses, but if you don't die from the poison, you will be rejuvenated, turning back to about five or six years old in a few seconds."

Gojo Satoru: "Aren't you afraid that I'll be poisoned to death?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "That's why I expelled the drug from your system before it ran its course. This way, you wouldn't be poisoned to death, nor would you turn into a five or six-year-old child, creating a perpetual motion machine of parenting between you and Megumi Fushiguro."

Gojo Satoru: "Then I really want to thank you for not letting me reverse my generation."

Cheng Xiaoyu said modestly: "You're welcome, this is what I should do."

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Gojo Satoru clenched his fist and then opened it again, surprised. "Interesting! My reversal technique can't dispel this effect, and I can't feel the curse either. What's the principle behind this?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "Scientific principles."

Gojo Satoru: "..."

At least make up a plausible reason.

Gojo Satoru touched his wrist. "Although I haven't been to school for many years, I'm not completely lacking in basic scientific knowledge. In just a dozen seconds, my cursed energy and bone age have returned to those of an eighteen-year-old. Is this something that science can achieve? What scientific principle is behind this?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "I'm not an expert in technology, so how would I know? If you really want to know the scientific principles behind this, go to Beihua Town and ask the manufacturer. It would be best if you could get some medicine. The APTX4869 from Beihua Town is more effective. You should be able to get in in your current condition."

Scientific principles may not be able to do it, but scientific principles can.

When Gojo Satoru heard it was related to Beika Town, he immediately felt that it was not impossible to accept it: "If Jie and I eat it, can we completely avoid the number one high-dimensional creature?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "If you wear a few more layers of clothing, will people not be able to find your arm? It's like wearing several layers of clothing to get blood drawn or an injection. The needle is more difficult, but does that mean it can't be inserted? The person giving you the injection is not a doctor or nurse, but a robber!"

"Alright," Gojo Satoru said, feeling somewhat frustrated. A moment later, he noticed Cheng Xiaoyu was still sitting there. "Why are you still here? With your personality and ability to travel all over the world at lightning speed, shouldn't you be heading to Beika Town to ask Jay how I guessed part of the 'script'?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: Why do you make me sound like I’m in logistics?

"I can't go into Beika Town right now, at least not until the day after tomorrow."

After all, I have made an agreement with the second high-dimensional creature.

Gojo Satoru: "I was going to ask you if this is something serious. Two days... Will Jay be in any danger?"

Cheng Xiaoyu: "As long as he stays in Beika Town, he'll be fine. And I have a rough idea of ​​why. What is the 'script' you know about? Is it very specific?"

"It's very vague. Jie was probably worried about being eavesdropped, so he just told me to protect my lumbar spine. He didn't say whether I was dead or alive." Gojo Satoru casually made up a source and said, "It's not necessarily a true script. After all, Jie didn't tell me where he got it. He just said to treat it as a fortune-teller from a cute little girl on the street who I haven't seen in years."

"I haven't seen you for many years" and "little sister", the first person Gojo Satoru thought of was "Tenchu ​​Riko".

As a "dead person", she has completely disappeared from the sight of the No. 1 high-dimensional creature. Tennen Riko has a certain talent for spells. In addition, the ghost said recently that now is a critical period and the two high-dimensional creatures are active. Maybe Tennen Riko has glimpsed part of the "script" because of these complicated reasons.

Moreover, for so many years, Tenriko has been doing as she said, insisting on transferring money to Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru's accounts to repay them for helping her fake her death. She must have a way to contact them.

After all, from the perspective of the No. 1 high-dimensional creature, she has already "finished filming". Isn't it reasonable for a "finished" character to be able to see the "script" in the "backstage"?

Cheng Xiaoyu thought so too.

Because Fushiguro Shigeki, who is also considered a "dead man" in the eyes of the No. 1 high-level creature, also reported that he had dreamed of some vague "plots" after his regular fight with Afu. It was normal for Nariko to have dreamed about it that day. It was even more normal for Nariko, who was already loyal, to find a way to convey the message to Geto Suguru to remind him.

This matter is easy to solve. When the Dark Killer goes to Jianggutian to do business, he can also find Geto Suguru to verify it and that's it.

"Your information has been passed around twice, so there's definitely nothing wrong with it," Cheng Xiaoyu said. "Actually, there's a way to get a clearer picture. Have Geto Go go shopping in Beika-cho or Ekoda. See if you can find a particularly beautiful, long-haired girl in bizarre clothing setting up a crystal ball stall. Have her tell your fortune, it's guaranteed to work."

Gojo Satoru was silent for a long time, then uttered, "Beika Town and Ekoda are truly full of hidden talents."

If someone told him one day that there were ordinary people out there who could blow up satellites with a football, he wouldn't be too surprised.

......

The three teenagers quickly exorcised the third-level cursed spirit and returned to the car. Gojo Satoru pointed out to Kugisaki Nobara and Itadori Yuji the areas that deserved praise and areas that needed improvement in their actions. Then he waved his hand and announced the end of get out of class, allowing the children to choose where to go shopping and play next.

Yuji Itadori and Nobara Kugisaki were in high spirits. After dinner, they went to the snack street and the commercial street. It was not until 10 o'clock in the evening that Gojo Satoru drove the group back to the technical high school on the pretext that "he had classes the next day."

The three minors had either been exhausted from the long journey or on the verge of life and death these days. In the afternoon, they wandered around almost without any rest. Not long after getting in the car, they all fell asleep in a ball in the back seat.

My students are so cute. I'd better drive slowly and let them sleep longer.

Oh, I am such a gentle and good teacher~

Five minutes later, Gojo Satoru, who was feeling warm and healed, had his beautiful thoughts shattered by the ruthless rear-end collision from the car behind him. He turned on the hazard lights with an expressionless face and pulled to the side of the road with the car behind him, and got out of the car with everyone else.

Gojo Satoru shouted sternly to the driver who had parked a step behind him, "How are you driving? Can't you see the signal light that's so bright? If you have eye problems, don't drive."

He was very sure that he was driving in accordance with traffic rules throughout the process, and the car behind him just hit him head-on.

As he was speaking, a burly, middle-aged man with a beard got out of the driver's seat. He still had a bandage on his left eye. He bowed and apologized as soon as he got out of the car. "Sorry, sorry, are you all hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup? I'll pay for the medical expenses."

Everyone's eyes fell on the bandage on the driver's left eye, and then slowly fell on Gojo Satoru's sunglasses, and they fell into collective silence.

The boys thought: Teacher Gojo, what you just said was too harsh.

Cheng Xiaoyu thought: Two drivers can't see each other with bare eyes.

If Gojo Satoru was wearing an eyepatch, the show effect of this scene would be predictably explosive.

Gojo Satoru: "Why are you looking at me? I wasn't the one who violated traffic rules and caused the accident. I didn't even know there was something wrong with his eyes when I was talking about him!"

"I'm so sorry!"

The bearded man bowed deeply to everyone.

"This is indeed my mistake. I am willing to compensate you for all your losses."

Faced with such a sincere apology, Gojo Satoru's anger subsided a lot. He checked the car and found that there were only dents and scratches on the rear end, so he decided to let it go. After all, this level of damage did not affect the car's usability and did not even meet the repair standards in the Jujutsu world. "No need, just be careful next time you drive."

"How can this be possible? After all, I have caused you losses."

The bearded man - that is, the fake identity of [Rum] took out a stack of banknotes from his wallet and wanted to stuff it into the hands of Cheng Xiaoyu, his target, without any question.

In fact, according to normal logic, Rum should have stuffed money into the hand of Gojo Satoru, the driver, so that it wouldn't be too obvious. However, one of Gojo Satoru's hands was in his coat pocket and he didn't stretch out his hand, while the others were obviously minors.

That's why Rum, who plays the role of "the apologetic driver," set his sights on Cheng Xiaoyu.

Are you kidding me? Cheng Xiaoyu can actually force money on an ordinary person like him?

"At least let me make some compensation, otherwise I'll feel really bad... That's right!"

After being rejected again, Rum naturally took out another stack of coupons. This time Gojo Satoru took it, and Rum gave one to everyone.

"My name is [Wakita Daishi] and this is the sushi restaurant I work at. If you guys are free to come by, I'll definitely give you an employee discount."

Gojo Satoru folded up the coupon and put it in his pocket: "That's it, drive carefully next time, uncle!"

Rum smiled awkwardly: "Of course, of course."

After everyone got on the bus, Rum felt a little emotional.

Gojo Satoru himself gave him the impression of being much younger than the information showed. It turned out that intelligence was most accurate only when collected in person on the front line.

After the car was back on the road, the three teenagers in the back seat began to study the coupon.

Megumi Fushiguro: "This store is near the school."

Nobara Kugisaki was overjoyed when she heard this: "Really? It's a conveyor belt sushi restaurant! That's great! I can go there more often!"

Yuji Itadori scratched his head embarrassedly: "I can't... I'm a little short of money."

Kugisaki Nobara: "You talk as if I'm rich, but I'm broke right now."

Yuji Itadori: "Hey? Then why are you......"

Kugisaki Nobara: "Just do a few more quests. Even though we're students, we can get paid for exorcising cursed spirits. So don't hold me back when the time comes, young man."

Yuji Itadori smiled happily: "No, I will also work hard to take on the mission and go out and play with you guys, Fushiguro Kugisaki!"

"I finally understand why you liked watching us before, Ghost. It's true that energetic young people are so healing just by looking at them..."

As Gojo Satoru was speaking, the car in front of him, which was driving normally, suddenly braked at the intersection.

"Bang!"

Gojo Satoru: "..."

It was the familiar swaying, the familiar double flashes, and the familiar drive to the roadside.

After everyone got off the bus again, Cheng Xiaoyu said to Gojo Satoru, "I understand why you usually take the bus instead of driving. There's nothing to be ashamed of."

This absurd experience left Gojo Satoru unable to even get angry. He asked numbly, "Are you referring to my bad luck today?"

"This is not bad luck, this is the will of the universe and a blessing from heaven."

Cheng Xiaoyu shook her head slightly and spoke in a graceful tone.

"Some people are cat lovers, some are dog lovers, and you, my friend—you are a car lover."