I Farm and Survive in the Apocalypse

Bi Qiao'an lay weakly in the ice and snow, watching the heavy snow bury her alive. Thinking back to her three years of solitary survival in the apocalypse, her consciousness gradually blurred. ...

Chapter 888 The Little Clever Kid

An'an is also a sly one. Seeing that the goose was reluctant to go, she walked up to it and hugged it when it wasn't paying attention.

"Little sister, hurry up and feed it!" An'an was afraid the goose would struggle, so she held it very tightly.

Nuannuan smiled so wide her mouth stretched to the back of her ears, and sweetly said, "Thank you, brother!" before shoving the strawberry into the goose's mouth again.

The goose turned its head to one side, not wanting to pay attention to the unreliable brother and sister.

The two were engrossed and showed no signs of fatigue. One fed the other, and the other spoke, their coordination was remarkably smooth.

"Brother, the goose won't eat!" After a long time, Nuan Nuan tried many times without success and then complained with tears in her eyes.

An'an thought for a moment and decided to help Nuannuan pry open the goose's beak. But as soon as she let go of the goose, it darted away.

The goose's inner monologue: I don't dare hit you because of the pressure from my owners. But if I can't afford to mess with you, I'll just avoid you!

It didn't dare run too far, afraid that something might happen to its two little owners. So it just watched quietly from a hundred meters away, which stunned An An and Nuan Nuan.

"Brother, what does 'big goose' mean?"

"They probably don't want to eat strawberries. How about we try watermelon?"

"But I can't carry that watermelon!" Nuannuan looked behind her, then ran off on her short legs. She picked a golden lemon from a low tree, came running back, and said with a smile, "This looks delicious! Big Goose will definitely like it!"

Big goose... I didn't do it, I didn't do it, don't hurt me!

An'an nodded and praised with a smile, "Little sister, you have excellent taste!"

Big goose... An'an, are you selectively blind?

The two little ones held hands and walked towards the big goose. A slight smile played on their lips; in the big goose's eyes, it was the same devilish smile!

"No, don't come any closer, take it away, I won't eat it!" The little goose has gone from rejecting the title "Mommy" to being terrified of "sour fruit".

But the two little rascals were completely unaware and were even quite pleased with themselves.

When Bi Qiaoan arrived, this was the scene she saw. Seeing her precious goose trembling in fear from being bullied by her, she burst out laughing.

After asking why, Bi Qiaoan told the eldest son to go back to the mobile villa first. She didn't teach the two children manners or rules; after all, babies are just playing around and will understand when they grow up.

However, I still reminded them: "If the goose doesn't want to eat, you can't force it. It's part of our family, and we should love and care for each other."

"But I was just trying to be kind by feeding the goose fruit!" Nuannuan retorted.

"Isn't it just that you want to take advantage of her and make her call you 'Mom'?" Bi Qiaoan exposed.

Nuannuan giggled. She only occasionally got a little mischievous, and her own mother always caught her red-handed.

"And you too, you can't play along with your sister anymore. It's only because the goose has a good temper; if it were any other small animal, it would have already beaten you two up."

What if you piss them off and they peck at your eyes, ears, and mouths? Do you want to be deaf, blind, or mute afterward?

The two children shook their heads, indicating that neither of them wanted to.

"The animals in my dreams are relatively docile, but they're not without temper. Unlike humans, they don't behave with restraint. Once provoked, they can easily cause irreparable consequences. And this is just in my dreams."

In the wild, even a rabbit or a mouse could bite off your fingers or gnaw off your nose.

When my mother was a child, there was a baby whose fingers were gnawed off by mice while he was sleeping.

An'an and Nuannuan shuddered, their faces turning pale. Only then did they realize how dangerous their actions had been.

"Mommy, we were wrong!" the two children said, heads hanging low.

Bi Qiaoan patted their heads and said, "It's not that I don't want you to play, but you have to make sure you're safe while you're playing. You should know that there are many dangers outside now. Even your mom and dad have to be careful all the time, let alone you two three-and-a-half-year-olds."

Even in a dream, it's not completely safe. Mom can't watch over you two every second, so An'an needs to protect her little sister, and Nuan'nuan needs to take good care of her big brother.

The two children nodded obediently, indicating that they understood.

Bi Qiaoan picked up the small basket they had placed on the ground: "Let's go, let's go back for dinner."

The two little ones' tummy rumbled, and they asked with smiles, "Mommy, what are we having for lunch today?"

"You can grill the food yourselves in a bit."

The two children were somewhat tempted, a hint of anticipation appearing in their eyes, and they said sweetly, "Mommy, I'll grill meat for you and Daddy."

Bi Qiaoan smiled, not particularly expectant, but nodded: "Okay, thank you, darling!"

The three of them quickly returned to the mobile villa, where Shen Yanming had already set up the table and grill, and even the chicken wings, scallops, and oysters were already being grilled.

"I'm back!" he said with a smile.

"Okay, I'll take An'an and Nuannuan to wash their hands and then come over," Bi Qiaoan said.

"Okay, take your time, no rush. I'll grill some vegetables for you first."

An'an and Nuannuan drooled as they looked at the golden chicken wings, and the two little ones even learned how to order: "Dad, I want to eat lamb skewers, can you grill them for me?"

"I want to eat shrimp and corn, thank you, Dad!"

Shen Yanming glared at the two children and said, "Bake them yourselves!"

The two little ones giggled and ran away.

After they left, Shen Yanming resignedly took out the skewers and put them on the grill. A few seconds later, he muttered, "You little rascal, you naughty girl, what a clever little devil!"

After washing her hands and face, Bi Qiaoan and her two children came out. The family of four gathered around the oven, chatting and laughing, having a wonderful time.

"Come on, honey, I'll grill it for you." Bi Qiaoan took the work from Shen Yanming and let him rest.

Shen Yanming didn't stand on ceremony and directly gave up the head chef position.

Seeing this, An'an and Nuannuan said, "Mom, let's help too."

Bi Qiaoan gave Shen Yanming a wink and then moved to the left.

I made room on the right and put two skewers of quail eggs and two ears of corn on the cob for the kids to grill. Anyway, one can eat them cooked and the other raw, so it's fine.

Shen Yanming sat down between the two children without making a sound, stretching out his arms to protect them, afraid that An'an and Nuannuan might fall into the fire while having too much fun.

The two kids had no idea that their parents had thought so much about it. They happily flipped the skewers on the grill, one in each hand.

Listening to the sizzling sound from the stove, it smells so good!

However, she lacks patience and will ask every now and then, "Mom, can we eat now?"

Bi Qiaoan looked at the slightly yellowed quail eggs and said with a smile, "Those quail eggs are cooked. Let Dad sprinkle some seasoning on them, and they can be eaten after they cool down a little."

The two children happily picked up the quail eggs, turned to Shen Yanming and said, "Dad, seasoning!"

That angle was so tricky, it almost went blind in Shen Yanming's eyes.