Zhuang Zhou, unemployed at home, unexpectedly obtained a time-space gate that could travel to the Tang Dynasty's Zhenguan era, and could also carry items with him. Thus, Zhuang Zhou embarked on...
Zhuang Zhou smiled lightly and said:
“It’s hard to say when it comes to art, but if you meet someone knowledgeable about it, it’s possible to get it at this price.
But to someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, this painting is no more useful than a piece of toilet paper.”
"Why?"
A hint of confusion flashed in Meng Xuan's eyes.
"Because toilet paper can also be used to wipe your butt!"
“Puff~~~”
Meng Xuan burst out laughing!
that's all.
The two chatted and laughed along the way and soon arrived at Zhuang Zhou's home.
When getting off the car, Meng Xuan offered to go up and sit for a while.
Zhuang Zhou readily agreed.
Thinking that this was originally her house.
I'll bring up the matter of buying a house later.
It's been finalized.
Zhuang Zhou opened the door and let Meng Xuan go in first.
Meng Xuan then discovered that the layout of the house had completely changed from the last time she saw it.
"Where are the things in the living room?"
"They all moved to the antique shop."
"Oh, yes! I forgot all about it."
As she spoke, she looked at Zhuang Zhou and said embarrassedly:
"I'm sorry! I was supposed to attend the opening ceremony, but I had something to do at home and couldn't leave."
"What's the big deal? You're overthinking it."
Zhuang Zhou went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and took out a bottle of Coke.
Then he took out a bottle of soda water and handed it to Meng Xuan.
"Zhuang Zhou, do you live alone now?"
Meng Xuan asked after taking a sip of soda water.
"Ah, do you think there are other women here with me?"
Zhuang Zhou answered with a smile.
"It doesn't necessarily have to be a woman, maybe you like men!"
Zhuang Zhou was speechless.
"Actually, Zhuang Zhou, you know what? I feel very comfortable here."
Meng Xuan said this with a hint of envy on her face.
"No, this house is still yours now, so you promised to sell it to me."
Meng Xuan smiled and said:
"How about you sleep with me for one night, and I'll give you this room!"
"Ha ha!"
Zhuang Zhou thought she was joking and laughed out loud:
"Then I'm happy, but you still want to pay me back?!"
"Nonsense!"
"Why did I say that?"
"Why are you the only one who enjoys it? I can enjoy it too!"
“…”
This girl is too dirty!