I Open a General Store in Early Tang

Zhuang Zhou, unemployed at home, unexpectedly obtained a time-space gate that could travel to the Tang Dynasty's Zhenguan era, and could also carry items with him. Thus, Zhuang Zhou embarked on his entrepreneurial journey. His first stop for starting a business was Chang'an City in the Great Tang Dynasty!!!

Princess Changle: "Boss Zhuang, I want to buy Tihua Zhixiu and Rejoice."Li Jing: "What? I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with my daughter?"Cheng Yaojin: "Brother Zhuang, old Cheng will never drink alcohol again; I'll just drink Coke!"Changsun Wuji: "Brother Zhuang, please sell me some cigars!"Li Er: "Minister Zhuang, the Turkic army is attacking, how should I respond?"Zhuang Zhou: "I do have a solution, but..."Li Er: "Minister Zhuang, please accept this Lanting Xu by Wang Xizhi!"Zhuang Zhou: "Alright! It's time to show off some real skills. Someone, bring out my Italian cannon..."

Hold tight, get on board!