Zhuang Zhou, unemployed at home, unexpectedly obtained a time-space gate that could travel to the Tang Dynasty's Zhenguan era, and could also carry items with him. Thus, Zhuang Zhou embarked on...
"Uncle, don't go!"
"Come on, let's... continue drinking..."
"I won't go home until I'm drunk tonight!"
…
Looking at Zhuang Zhou lying on the bed, Meng Xuan couldn't help but roll her eyes at him.
I just advised him not to drink anymore.
But Zhuang Zhou insisted on showing off and drank another bottle with his uncle.
at last.
I had to find a hotel nearby and book a room.
Uncle and Meng Xuan helped Zhuang Zhou to the hotel room.
Then he asked Meng Xuan to take care of Zhuang Zhou and went back.
In my uncle's opinion, the two were having a conflict.
Maybe there's still a chance to salvage it.
Of course, Meng Xuan knew very well what she felt for her uncle.
So I agreed.
But tonight Zhuang Zhou seemed to be really drunk.
As soon as he lay in bed, he kept talking.
At this time, her face flushed, and she said with a smile:
"Uncle, let me tell you, I, Zhuang Zhou, am a fucking genius!"
"Genius, you know what? I can travel through time and space. Do you believe it?"
"Does the devil Cheng Yaojin know that his son is my brother..."
"That's nothing. I've even seen Li Shimin's son..."
"Yes, it's Li Chengqian, the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty..."
"This guy is so funny, I even gave him a bicycle!"
“…”
Listening to Zhuang Zhou's drunken talk.
Meng Xuan rolled her eyes one after another.
This man is indeed of the same character.
When drunk, he dares to say anything.
They are all so boastful!
Will you die if you don’t brag?
It really is.
So annoying!
"Hey, Zhuang Zhou, do you want to take a shower before going to bed..."
Don't speak.
"Then go to sleep? I'll be leaving first."
After Meng Xuan finished speaking, she really planned to leave.
But who knows.
Zhuang Zhou suddenly felt a churning in his stomach.
not good!
I'm going to vomit.
"Zhuang Zhou, wait a moment..."
Meng Xuan grabbed a trash can with the fastest speed of her life.
Just take it.
“Ugh~~~”
“Ugh~~”
Zhuang Zhou bent down.
Good job!
I vomited it all out.
Meng Xuan frowned and turned her face away.
Wait until Zhuang Zhou has almost finished vomiting.
Only then did she turn around with a look of disgust.
Then.
I saw that there was vomit on Zhuang Zhou's body.
"Where am I?"
Zhuang Zhou looked at Meng Xuan with drunken eyes.
"In the wine..."
The words haven't been finished yet.
All right!
Zhuang Zhou lay down again.
He slept like a dead pig.
"Oh, that's disgusting!"
Meng Xuan cursed in disgust.
Then he put Zhuang Zhou's vomit into a sanitary napkin.
But what should I do now?
There is still vomit on Zhuang Zhou's body!
Just sleep like this all night?
have to!
Do good things to the end!
Meng Xuan thought about it and helped Zhuang Zhou change his clothes.
Take it to the laundry room, wash it, and dry it, so you can wear it tomorrow morning.
Just when he was about to take off Zhuang Zhou's clothes.
Just found out, this is a dead pig.
wrong.
The drunk man's body seemed to have become heavier.
It took a lot of effort to turn Zhuang Zhou over.
Hesitated for a moment.
He slowly reached out and took off Zhuang Zhou's shirt.
Then.
Meng Xuan was shocked!
Oh my god!
Zhuang Zhou's chest muscles are so strong!
Isn't this exactly the case of 'looking thin when dressed, and showing off your muscles when undressed'?
Seriously.
Meng Xuan is petite.
I like to watch these videos of girls with great bodies on weekdays.
But she never imagined.
Zhuang Zhou is actually such a man.
This perfect figure.
It feels like touching it!
"Zhuang Zhou..."
She shouted twice first.
Seeing that Zhuang Zhou was still like a dead pig, he showed no reaction.
He stretched out his little finger again and touched it with his index finger.
Zhuang Zhou still had no reaction.
By this time he was obviously asleep.
Only then did Meng Xuan muster up the courage to act like a thief.
Reached out his hand.
But her hands just touched Zhuang Zhou's chest.
Maybe it was an instinctive reaction.
Zhuang Zhou subconsciously reached out and grabbed Meng Xuan's hand.
"Who…are you?"
Zhuang Zhou felt someone taking off his clothes in a daze.
I thought it was a thief picking my bag!
"Don't think you can bully me just because I'm drunk..."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to stop him.
Meng Xuan was a little angry when she saw this:
"Don't move, be quiet."
Zhuang Zhou was unhappy when he heard this:
"Brother, brother...don't f*cking think that I'm really drunk, get out of here..."
Meng Xuan pouted and wanted to laugh.
This is thinking of yourself as a bad person!
Zhuang Zhou continued to mutter:
"You even took off my clothes...are you trying to molest me?"
“Puff~~~”
Meng Xuan finally couldn't bear it anymore.
He burst out laughing.
I heard Zhuang Zhou mumbling:
"Brother, brother, if you take my clothes off again, I'm going to call the police!"
Meng Xuan heard this and replied with a smile:
"Okay! Go ahead and report it! See who the police will arrest when they come."
Speaking of this.
Her eyes suddenly moved downwards.
Why not wash the pants too?
You have to wash it anyway.
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