Zhuang Zhou, unemployed at home, unexpectedly obtained a time-space gate that could travel to the Tang Dynasty's Zhenguan era, and could also carry items with him. Thus, Zhuang Zhou embarked on...
Then he leaped up and landed directly and accurately on Zhuang Zhou's shoulder.
Release silent mode.
He smiled and patted Ural's head, then asked jokingly:
"Ural, do you prefer Chang'an or Qingdu?"
Ural opened his eyes lazily.
Then he stretched out his neck and rubbed Zhuang Zhou's neck:
"I prefer my home planet, Gulan."
"Well, it looks like you're starting to develop feelings!"
Zhuang Zhou said, smiled, and reminded it:
"Ural, didn't we agree to completely transform this world? Why don't you just treat this place as Gulan Planet from now on?"
For a moment, Ural seemed to be really attracted by Zhuang Zhou's words.
But soon, it calmed down again:
"Master, to use your human words, I am completely useless in this era."
"Wow! You can even speak idioms now."
Ural rolled his eyes:
"Isn't this basic?"
Zhuang Zhou laughed heartily. This little turtle's learning ability was truly amazing.
It won’t be long before we have normal human emotional intelligence.
I can’t imagine it!
"By the way, Ural, you can record it, right?"
Ural was too lazy to even answer such a low-level question and just nodded.
"Okay, I'm currently making Buddhist beads and wood carvings at Caotang Temple outside the city, as well as painting pictures of ladies. I want you to record the entire process on video."
"It's a small matter!"
Then Ural said:
"Next time you and Miss Hongyu exercise, I can also record it for you."
“…”
Zhuang Zhou's eyes widened immediately.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he stared at Ural:
"You little guy, you're not very old, but you have a lot on your mind."
Ural spread his claws innocently:
"Master, I am serious.
I can help you record the exercise process between you and Miss Hongyu.
You can watch it anytime later and study your own techniques.”
“???”
Zhuang Zhou was speechless!
He frowned and asked:
"Where did you learn all this nonsense, Ural?"
Ural didn't even think about it.
Then spit out two words:
"Post Bar!"
Zhuang Zhou: o_O