"Excuse me, my friends, what are the three things you most want to do with your girlfriend?"

This is a page projected by Ural.

Then.

There are a lot of replies below:

The one with the highest number of likes.

It turned out to be a video of me and my girlfriend doing exercise.

What else is there to say? We’ll break up in the future.

You can also take it out to recall your youth.

“???”

Zhuang Zhou was stunned.

What the hell is going on?

It's totally off the mark!

This is a crime, okay!

"Master, look for yourself!"

Ural uttered the childish voice of a little boy again:

“This is where I learn about humanity.”

Zhuang Zhou was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

He finally understood now.

This little turtle has received a lot of data.

Then I want to filter and learn human knowledge from it.

But who knows.

I came across Tieba.

I was given water by a group of bar friends.

"Ural, this is not called learning human knowledge."

"What's that called?"

Zhuang Zhou thought about it and decided that this couldn’t go on any longer.

Now the Ural is equivalent to a five or six-year-old child in human terms.

I still lack the ability to discern things on the Internet.

It also requires adult guidance.

otherwise.

Ural will definitely be led astray by the bad online atmosphere.

"Ural, don't learn these things on the forum anymore, okay?"

"But Master, where should I go to learn human knowledge?"

Zhuang Zhou shook his head and said:

"I said you are just a little turtle, why do you always want to be a human?"

"Because I am an intelligent being, I must grow and think like a human, so that I can avoid being deceived by humans in the future."

This little turtle just wants to be a human and think like a human.

Very persistent.

Zhuang Zhou thought for a moment and said:

"How about this! From now on, you just follow me and observe how I behave when interacting with others. Imitate me, and slowly you'll grow in comprehension."

The most powerful feature of robots is their ability to imitate.

But as for Ural, Zhuang Zhou didn't even know whether he should regard it as a robot.

Because robots have emotions, it’s a bit troublesome!

He also taught by words and deeds.

Zhuang Zhoucai took Ural out of the house.

At this time, Hongyu followed and when she reached the door, she saw Zhuang Zhou putting on a helmet and preparing to leave.

"Young Master is back, aren't you going to have dinner?"

"No! I'm going to eat at the shop."

Zhuang Zhou lit a fire and then asked:

"Was there someone guarding the house last night?"

Hongyu nodded and said:

"Shopkeeper Ma has personally arranged for someone to help. Don't worry, everyone in the mansion is safe now."

"That's good!"

Zhuang Zhou stretched out his hand and waved to Hongyu.

Just as he was about to leave, he heard Hongyu suddenly shout:

"Ah! Young Master..."

Hongyu opened her mouth wide and pointed at Zhuang Zhou.

Zhuang Zhou looked puzzled:

"What's wrong?"

"Sir, I just saw the little turtle on your shoulder waving at me."

Zhuang Zhou: “…”

Damn it!

Ural was actually imitating his own words and actions.

Zhuang Zhou quickly explained:

"Did you see it wrong?"

"No, I really saw it just now. It looked like a person!"

“Ahem…”

Zhuang Zhou pretended to cough twice, turned his head and looked at Ural, who was now lying on his shoulder:

"My little turtle has a problem. Sometimes he gets cramps."

"Can turtles get cramps?"

That's what lying is like, once you open your mouth.

You have to keep lying.

So, we must never tell lies!

Now Zhuang Zhou has said it.

I can only continue to lie:

"I don't know if other turtles get cramps, but mine does. Sometimes it even stands up. It's weird!"

Hongyu was shocked when she heard this:

"Sir, you think your turtle can stand up again?"

"Well, sometimes cramps happen."

Zhuang Zhou simply admitted it.

It's just a preventive measure.

Otherwise, I would be scared to death if I saw Ural standing up one day.

But Hongyu was even more puzzled.

A turtle is waving like a human because of a cramp?

The key is to stand up like a human?

It's simply unheard of.

But at this time.

Hongyu thought of another thing.

He smiled lightly and said:

"Sir, no wonder you, a turtle, climbed up the wall. It seems this is due to cramps, right?"

“Yes, yes, yes!”

Zhuang Zhou quickly agreed and added a few more words:

"It can even jump when it's having cramps! It jumps so high it could reach the roof, not to mention the wall."

“Puff~~~”

"What a naughty little turtle!"

Hongyu of course thought that Zhuang Zhou was bragging and just joking with her.

Don't take it seriously.

Changing the subject, he said:

"Sir, I am almost recovered. I think I should go to the shop and sit in the office tomorrow."

Zhuang Zhou knew that she couldn't sit still.

"Whatever you want! Just don't overwork yourself!"

"Don't worry, sir. I'll take care of it."

Zhuang Zhou said nothing more and waved goodbye.

Then he drove Ural straight to the grocery store.

…

Zhuangji Grocery Store, at the entrance.

As soon as he parked the car, Zhuang Zhou gave Ural another lecture.

Then he said to it:

"You have to imitate and learn human behavior in your mind, but you can't show it!"

My dear, there is more to this chapter. Please click on the next page to continue reading. It will be even more exciting later!