I Opened a Restaurant in the Heavenly Court

After taking a nap, Yu Wumei suddenly found himself and his restaurant transported to the Heavenly Court. From then on, his life changed, becoming incredibly awesome.

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Chapter 207 Football Match Mobilization Meeting

The monkey almost laughed like crazy after hearing this. It was really funny.

Yu Wuwei touched his nose when he saw this. It was a little embarrassing, wasn't it?

I felt a little nervous, but I had to keep a dignified face. I coughed lightly and said, "Ahem! Everyone, be quiet!"

When the naughty kid heard what the immortal said, he immediately kept quiet and listened to the immortal's teachings.

Yu Wuwei said, "I know the whole story of this matter, but I don't blame either of you."

There's nothing I can do. A bunch of gods are watching nearby and they all know what's going on. I can only tell the truth!

The naughty kids were all confused when they heard this. Huh? What's going on? If not to blame us, who else should we blame?

Yu Wuwei had to explain: "This is called a football. It's a toy that Brother Sun brought back from Cuiyun Mountain."

Ah! Toys? The naughty kids immediately looked at the monkey. Sun Wukong is so old, but he still plays with toys? But how did this toy fly to us?

Target transfer successful!

Yu Wuwei continued, "This toy was actually prepared for you by Daoist Fellow Taibai. Daoist Fellow Taibai saw that you guys were always fighting but to no avail, so he wanted to suggest a different solution!"

Hey! Upon hearing this, the naughty kids turned their heads to Taibai Jinxing again. "Grandpa Taibai, you're so kind! You even prepared toys for us! Could it be that just because it was prepared for us, it flew to us?"

Target transfer two successful!

Yu Wuwei continued, "Just now, I just tried to kick the ball to see how it performs, but then it flew away..."

Uh! Now the naughty kid finally understood what happened. It turned out that you kicked the ball!

It’s over, it’s over. This time, I can’t take revenge! Li Tianhe covered his face, feeling a little aggrieved. That blow just now was really painful.

"Ahem!" Seeing the expressions of the naughty kids, Yu Wuwei could only make up for it with a slightly guilty conscience: "In view of the outcome of this matter, this immortal has specially decided to give you a day off!"

After hearing this, the group of naughty kids smiled happily.

For them, being able to eat and watch cartoons for free is exciting.

"Alright, everyone, calm down for a moment!" Yu Wuwei suppressed the excited children and continued, "Yesterday I heard from Taoist Taibai that you've been having a lot of conflicts lately, and you've been fighting a lot, right?"

Uh! When the immortal said this, the naughty kids immediately became obedient again. Is the immortal going to take care of this?

"It's not that I'm nosy, but it would be against my conscience not to say a word after hearing about this!" Yu Wuwei started to act pretentiously: "You know, fighting is wrong! It's not the behavior of a good kid!"

"As a member of the heavenly realm, and having grown up together, we must maintain stability and unity, and help each other! We can't always gather together to fight."

"Not only does fighting fail to solve the problem, it also hurts the harmony between the two parties!"

The naughty kids still agree with this view, because that’s how their parents taught them. But…

They glanced furtively at their parents. "Didn't Mom and Dad say we had to beat them when we needed to? We couldn't lose to anyone but those guys. We were usually peace-loving and got along well with the other kids. We just had a fight with this one."

Yu Wuwei was a person who traveled through time from modern society after all, so he knew what was going on as soon as he saw the eyes and expressions of these naughty kids.

It must be that these unscrupulous parents are dissatisfied with each other, but because they cannot fight due to unity, they let their own children come out to fight.

After all, they were sworn enemies back then, so their own children can’t be worse than their enemies, right?

Anyway, it's just a bunch of kids fighting. They can't hurt anyone or cause any trouble, so just let them be.

I heard the Jade Emperor even ordered them to take these kids back and educate them. Haha! Who knows, these unscrupulous people might even instigate their own kids to fight with others!

It doesn’t matter what happens. Now that it’s in front of me, it’s not a big deal.

Yu Wuwei thought for a moment before speaking, "Are you feeling a little bit unwilling to accept it? Do you feel that you can't lose to your opponent no matter what? Is that why you have to think about winning?"

The naughty kids nodded subconsciously.

Yu Wuwei continued, "Think about it for a moment. You've been fighting for so many days. Is there any conclusion? Who won?"

Uh! The naughty kids rubbed their heads and thought seriously, it seemed like they really couldn't tell who was winning or losing.

"That's it!" Yu Wuwei struck while the iron was hot. "You all have protective measures given to you by your parents. If you keep fighting like this for a hundred years, there will be no results. You will only destroy the surrounding environment for no reason."

"If fighting won't produce any results, then why bother? Not only is it damaging public property, but even destroying the flowers and plants is not good! Your parents must have spent a lot of money on this recently, right?"

The naughty kids nodded again after hearing what he said. It seemed to make sense!

"So," Yu Wuwei grabbed the football on the ground, "Fellow Daoist Taibai created this football just to resolve your conflict."

"It's a peaceful time now, and fighting is not allowed. If you want to decide the winner, then let's compete in sports! Let's play football. Do you dare?"

Are you kidding? Let's play football, what's there to be afraid of? After hearing Yu Wuwei's provocative words, the naughty kids immediately rolled up their sleeves and shouted, "We dare! What's there to be afraid of? Whether it's fighting or playing football, we won't lose to these bad guys!"

Not only did the naughty kids' hearts boil with excitement when they heard Yu Wuwei's words, but even their parents looked excited.

Isn't it just playing football? No matter what, my child is definitely better than yours.

They were a little tired of instigating the children to fight but nothing came of it, but no one wanted to give in and stop the fight.

Now we finally have a chance to compete with each other, and we must prove that my child is better than yours!

The naughty kids were already rubbing their hands in anticipation: "Master, just tell me how to compete! I can't wait to beat them and I'm at a loss."

"Hmph! Stop bragging! Wait till we win and see how you cry!"

"Tsk! You think you can beat us with your abilities? Let's see who's going to cry later!"

"We are simply better than you, whether it's fighting or playing football, you'd better think about how you're going to cry later!"

The fire was stirred up, and now these naughty kids don’t even want to watch cartoons anymore, and they all want to fight with each other to compete.

The gods around also looked at Yu Wuwei. This idea was proposed by you, the immortal. Please tell us how to kick football!

Taibai Jinxing also looked at Yu Wuwei and asked, "Sir, tell me, how should we build this football field? Just tell me, and I'll do it right away!"