Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together

**Section 1: Nose Hair Currency System**

By the time Sibao had fashioned a stand-in for his father out of snot bubbles, the hut was covered in debt collection notices: "Nose hair debt settlement: 270,000 strands owed! Interest: Mommy's good morning kiss x 3!" The stand-in had barely taken a step when the Milk Bottle Union detained him: "Counterfeit product detected! Insufficient hair content!"

Sanbao Abacus exploded into a financial crisis:

```

The root cause of the universe bond market crash:

1. My father's nose hair is overvalued (because it was pulled out by Sibao and turned into a Mediterranean style)

2. Mommy's Kiss Breath was sold at exorbitant prices by scalpers.

3. Monk Milk Bottle established the "QinQin Futures Exchange" (using poop as margin)

```

Grandma Tiandao's broom suddenly broke, revealing the Interstellar Central Bank's vault—filled with empty bottles of anti-baldness elixir. The Four Treasures Dragon Horn scanned it and exclaimed, "Grandma's privately printed nose hair bonds!" A list of mortgages popped up in the void:

```

Nose hair bonds × 27 tons

Collateral: Sibao's baby teeth (only three teeth are left due to tooth decay)

```

The chairman of the Milk Bottle Union rolled to the feet of the stand-in: "After arbitration, the 'Father's Love Bankruptcy Liquidation Procedure' is now initiated..." Before he finished speaking, the snot bubble stand-in suddenly farted and exploded into a rainbow, and the fragments of the bond condensed into a new bill: the 'Nose Hair Standard Currency Act'

---

**Section 2: Smile Bank Uprising**

When Monk Milk Bottle rushed over carrying the nose hair currency detector, Mommy suddenly pressed her fingerprint in the air: "Activate Mommy's Smile Reserve Bank!"

Fingerprints bloom:

- Twenty-seven decayed teeth turned into a combination lock for the vault door

- Dad's real body was summoned as collateral (with the mark "Only 27 nose hairs left" on his head)

- The worst thing is the scalpers, who resold "kiss breath exchange vouchers" and were confiscated by Smile Bank as toilet paper

Sibao sat down at the snot bubble operation desk: "Trading order: short nose hair! Long kiss!"

The financial battlefield went berserk in an instant:

- Tiandao Treasury's anti-baldness elixir bottles are on sale

- Milk Bottle Union Papa's futures hit the limit down (due to Sibao's announcement of free toilet paper)

- Scalpers cried: "Kiss coupons are not as valuable as snot bubbles!"

The three abacus beads formed an alarm network: "Warning! Short sellers are kidnapping Daddy's nose hairs!" The last 27 nose hairs were plucked from the body, forming a distress signal in the void: "SOS! Changing diapers takes priority over paying off debts!"

---

**Section 3: The Final Chapter of the Universe**

When the nose-hair hostage was about to be killed, Mommy kissed the Smile Bank sign: "Announcement of the Ultimate Policy:"

1. **Nose Hair Debt-to-Equity Swap** (Each hair = 1 opportunity to play Sibao's Face Pulling)

2. **Establishment of the Qinqin Stabilization Fund** (funded by the burp of the monk's bottle)

3. **Killer weapon:**

**Opening Mommy Smile Interest-Free Loans**

**Collateral: Daddy’s dignity (already below the issue price)**

The financial storm subsided in an instant:

- The scalper's kiss coupons automatically fly back to the bank and are melted into diaper buckles

- Tiandao Treasury used nose hair to weave a "Universe Good Dad" banner

- The Milk Bottle Union will exchange its poop futures for a lifelong anti-flatulence valve

Sibao pulled out the crumpled "Peace Agreement" from his snot bubble, and Chairman Milk Bottle stamped it with his mouthpiece: "Agreed! But with the additional terms—"

Supplementary Agreement for Void Emergence and Glow:

```

Article 114: Dad must have one nose hair plucked by Sibao every day (for the purpose of maintaining the stability of the universe's currency)

Article 514: Punishment for breach of contract: drinking overnight milk from a monk's bottle

```

As Dad signed his name, covering his nose, the last half of his nose hair drifted into the Smile Bank vault. The starry sky descended upon the electronic graduation certificate:

**Final Report on the Global Financial Situation**

√ The nose hair standard system is established (circulation code: NB)

√ The inflation rate is zero

√ Biggest Winner: Sibao's Snot Bubble (Estimated to buy 27 galaxies)

The pumpkin vine quietly wrapped around Dad's bare feet and produced new pumpkins with inscriptions: "Financial fees...bookkeeping Dad's leg hair..." Under the moonlight, monks lined up to receive kiss loans, and every kiss made Mommy in the vault smile a little more.