**[Target: Southern Xinjiang Wanling Gu Nest]**

**【Energy Attributes: Swarm Life + Dyeing Toxin + Chaos Sound Wave】**

**[Orderability: 18.9%]**

**[Auspicious Correlation: Negative (Creating noise pollution and internal Zerg conflicts)]**

**【Evaluation: Humane destruction (worm-way) is recommended.】**

The Saint of Southern Xinjiang saw blackness in front of her eyes.

Finally, there was Donghuang's colorful golden chariot with a map of mountains and rivers: "Verify!"

Golden light swept across!

The lights of the gems on the golden chariot interfered with each other, the glass lamps flickered madly, and the horses pulling the chariot pawed their hooves impatiently. The abacus showed:

**【Target: Donghuang Colorful Golden Chariot】**

**【Energy Attribute: Precious Metal Aura + Stacked Aura】**

**[Orderability: 28.5%]**

**[Auspicious Relevance: None (purely showing off wealth and obstructing traffic)]**

**【Comment: Other than being heavy and expensive, it's useless. Move away!】**

Master Donghuang almost fell off the roof of the car.

**Section 3: Probability Clouds in the Moonlight**

The pacifier test proved auspicious, a data-driven slap in the face! The cold data and chaotic on-site results completely shattered the "colorful auspicious sign" lie! The tribute envoys watched their carefully prepared "auspicious sign" exposed by the bank president's pacifier test, becoming a negative example of "road blocking," "noise," and "affecting wealth." Thinking back to the huge amount of money spent and the blocked roads, they all looked ashen, ashamed and angry.

"Retreat... retreat! Retreat quickly!"

"Move the ice lump... no, the Mysterious Ice Rainbow out of the way! Don't block the way!"

"Put away the brocade! Be gentle! Don't scratch the function...Alas!"

"Hold the Gu Nest steady! Don't let the bugs get out and bite people!"

"Golden Cart! Back out! Back out!"

The tribute envoys from the four countries were frantic, directing their subordinates to painstakingly turn, maneuver, and retreat through the narrow streets. The scene was even more chaotic and disorganized than when they arrived. The animals pulling the carts bumped into each other in the narrow space, a corner of an ice sculpture was chipped off during its movement, brocade was torn by branches, and a few insects from a poisonous insect nest escaped, causing a minor panic... In front of the general's mansion, a costly and farcical "auspicious" retreat unfolded.

The venomous tongue system's announcement, like a final verdict and a strict defense, clearly appeared on the rim of the pickle jar No. 7, and on the surface of each tribute being evacuated (ice sculpture, brocade, beetle nest, golden chariot):

**[Regulations on the Release of Information on the General's Mansion's Pickled Vegetable Jars and the Management of Auspicious Omen Forecasts, Version 1.0]**

**Article 1: Jar No. 7 (and all other pickle jars within the palace) is a cosmic-level chaos system observation station (not a prophecy station). All traces of its surface (including His Majesty Zero's graffiti, saliva, and footprints) are to be treated as top secret. Any form of copying, spying, interpretation, or dissemination is strictly prohibited! Violators will be punished by hand-woven constant temperature and humidity protective covers for all pickle jars (made from Beidi ice silk, without Gu insects).**

**Article 2: Any organization or individual is prohibited from issuing auspicious forecasts or disaster warnings in the name of the General's House Pickle Jar! Violators will be subject to a 'Pacifier Auspicious Purity Test' by His Majesty Heng Bao and the results will be made public (socially fatal).**

**Article 3: The "Order Vitality Test" conducted by Mr. Su Heng, President of the Naizi Gold Shop, is the only official method for evaluating the orderliness of auspicious signs (and various energy fields). The interpretation of the evaluation results is final (reserved by Chenbao Abacus).**

**Article 4: If any accident such as tribute congestion is caused by unauthorized interpretation of the cylinder information, the party responsible shall bear all the towing costs and delay compensation (payable with rainbow candies).**

**Article 5: This regulation takes effect immediately and is permanent! The final right of interpretation belongs to this system and His Highness Zero's Chaos Watermark.**

**[Attachment: Energy entropy increase report of this "auspicious" event and order ranking of tributes (generated by Chenbao Abacus, with the Southern Xinjiang Gu Nest at the bottom).]**

As soon as the regulations came out, especially after seeing the terrible consequences of the "hand-woven pickle jar protective cover" and the "public death of the pacifier", those spies who still had the idea of ​​"scraping the jar to make rubbings" completely gave up the idea.

As the night deepened, the chaos in front of the palace finally subsided with the difficult turn of the last Donghuang golden carriage. The streets were left with the fragments of ice sculptures, torn brocade threads, a few dazed fluorescent poisonous insects, and the strong mixed smell of livestock and incense powder, telling the end of this absurd farce.

The moonlight cast a cool, clear glow across the now-empty streets, also onto the number 7 jar in the backyard of the general's mansion that had sparked everything. The streaks of light and the decaying curves on the jar's surface had long since vanished, leaving only a warm, mellow glow. Lingbao quietly sucked from his bottle in Su Li's arms, his little feet unconsciously kicking, the swirling lines on the soles of his feet casting a barely perceptible platinum halo in the moonlight.

Ah Luo directed the servants to clean up the mess at the door. Third Treasure Su Yu piloted a rainbow cloud boat, using soft light to guide several lost fluorescent Gu insects back to the remains of the Gu nest left behind by the Southern Xinjiang envoy. Second Treasure Su Heng, cradling his golden pacifier, squatted by the jar. Curiously, he touched the cool jar wall with his chubby little hand and muttered, "Gang Gang... Naughty... Deceitful..."

Su Chen, the treasure of the court, did not rest. He sat beside the jar, clutching an abacus. The abacus hovered, emitting a soft, dim glow. The beads no longer pulsed violently, but instead spun gently, deducing the infinitesimal "chance of order" (the probability of auspiciousness) in the chaotic system, which had slightly rebounded due to the withdrawal of tribute, and its possible future evolutionary paths. The light from the beads cast flowing shadows on the jar's walls, as if in silent dialogue with the jar itself.

Su Li held Lingbao in her arms, and Xiao Jue stood beside her. They both looked at the quiet pickle jar under the moonlight and their son who was guarding beside it.

"Chaos... Order..." Su Li sighed softly, "What Ling'er casually scribbled has stirred up the situation in the four countries."

"The truth is simple, but the human heart is dangerous." Xiao Jue's voice was low, the Guihong ruler humming softly at his waist. "The jar itself is without heart, but it reflects the greed and blind obedience of the human heart. Chen'er uses the abacus to determine the sequence and the data to dispel illusions. He has done a great job." He looked at the jar with a deep gaze. "This pottery jar under the moonlight, perhaps even more than the rulers in the temple, can illuminate the absurdity and true nature of the world."

Moonlight flowed silently like water, soaking the ruined courtyard and the warm glaze on the jar walls. All the clamor and tributes, all the misunderstandings and confusion, now settled into this tranquil moonlight. Jar No. 7 remained silent, like a wise man who had seen through all absurdity, emitting a timeless glimmer in the moonlight. And the pinprick of light on the Chenbao abacus, deducing a faint opportunity for order, was like a firefly in the dark night, faint but steadfast, a testament to this: amidst endless chaos, there is always a glimmer of possibility towards order, waiting to be gently discovered, rather than drowned by blind enthusiasm.