Volume 1: Zhuangtian Jinghong

**When Sibao used the enemy's battering ram as a seesaw, the most powerful warrior in the Northern Desert finally burst into tears.**

"Gu Jinghong! You call this fighting?!" Tuoba Lie looked at the catapult that had been transformed into a carousel, the barbs on the mace bent into a heart shape, "This general's heavy black iron armor is dancing to 'Swan Lake'!"

Gu Jinghong sat on a chariot made of candied haws, while Mo Dao tip held a pacifier that sprayed rainbows. "The Art of War, Strategies 400—" She suddenly threw Sanbao's abacus into the air, "The Four Emperors' Combined Attack Secret, activate!"

Section 1: The Eve of the Joint Attack

On a dark and windy night, the quadruplets were rehearsing their special moves in the barn. Erbao used venom to draw a tactical board on the wall, while Sanbao's abacus beads formed a geometric sequence on the ground.

"Sibao, don't eat gunpowder!" Gu Jinghong snatched the thunder bomb from Sibao's mouth and found that the little guy was carving patterns on the shell with dragon horns - the picture that emerged was the male protagonist being locked in front of the quantum computer by the data chain, and [Emotional Suppression Program 27%] was flashing in the lower right corner of the screen.

The bronze sword spirit floated in with malt sugar in its mouth: "Young master, the enemy's vanguard camp is thirty miles away..." Before he finished speaking, Dabao's tiger roar collapsed the haystack, revealing twenty-eight mechanical camels. The laser gun barrels protruding from the camel's humps were playing diaper advertisements.

"Wow! A giant glowing dog!" Sibao drooled as he lunged at the projection. His dragon horn slashed through the holographic image. Half a chip fell out of the shards, engraved with "System Cleaner No. 27."

Section 2: Initial Victory

The next morning, the Northern Desert Cavalry encountered a "surprise":

- A poisonous mushroom that sings "Little Jumping Frog" is tied to the chevaux de frise.

- Popping candy canes floating in the moat

- The suspension bridge ropes have been replaced with rainbow rubber bands

- A diaper-made banner reading "Surrender and get milk" was flying over the city walls.

"The essence of military strategy lies in..." Gu Jinghong placed the four treasures on the artillery platform as mascots, "using magic to defeat magic!"

Erbao's purple eyes suddenly lit up like disco balls, and the poisonous mist condensed into a square array of cheering sticks. Sanbao's abacus accurately hit the enemy's food cart, and instead of food, it exploded into a cloud of diapers, each printed with the WiFi password of the male protagonist's laboratory.

"Alert! The maternal love variable has exceeded the threshold..." As the system prompted, the Four Treasures Dragon Horn suddenly shot out a data stream, teleporting the entire vanguard army into the quantum realm - they were dancing the "Seaweed Dance" while holding a mechanical camel.

Section 3: Combined Attack Awakening

As Tuoba Lie led his main force towards the enemy, Sibao was carving Peppa Pig for Yunduo with a dragon horn. Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into fireworks: "Mother! The enemy army is hiding a Twenty-Eight Constellations mecha!"

"It's time!" Gu Jinghong swung out his Mo Dao and strung together the four cute babies. "The first move of the Four Emperors' joint attack—"

Dabao's tiger roar shattered the clouds, and the sound waves condensed into a forty-meter-long pacifier sword; Erbao's poison mist transformed into a diaper shield, and the image of the male protagonist being locked in the nutrition cabin appeared on the shield; Sanbao's abacus beads were reorganized into golden abacus armor, and each bead was playing the frozen embryo monitoring video; Sibao's dragon horns burst out a torrent of data, spelling out interstellar coordinates in the air.

"Eat my righteous baby carriage!" Sibao drove the dragon-horned chariot and crushed the enemy camp. Wherever he passed:

- Mecha joints ooze strawberry-flavored lubricant

- Heavy cavalry armor covered with pacifiers

- Tuoba Lie's beard is automatically braided into a Chinese knot

- The entire battlefield echoes with the "Lullaby" BGM

1. **Mecha Confidential File**: The destroyed Constellation mecha core is engraved with [Experimental Subject 0427]

2. **Data Remnant**: The 3D map of the male protagonist's laboratory is left behind by the four dragon horns, and half a wedding ring is placed on the operating table.

3. **Mysterious Melody**: The seventh bar of "Lullaby" mixed with the Morse code "Run Away"

4. **Space-Time Rift**: A modern maternity hospital surveillance footage appears above the battlefield, with the incubators labeled with the quadruplets' genetic numbers.