Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke

"Mother! One of the Big Dipper's seven stars is missing!" Sibao rushed into the observatory on the back of the bronze sword spirit, holding a candied haws stick in his hand. "Second sister licked the Yuheng star like it was a lollipop and melted it!"

Gu Jinghong looked up from the star scroll to find Sanbao using abacus beads to apply barcodes to the Purple Palace. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was inserted upside down in the armillary sphere, and the milk flowed along the dial into a fluorescent barrage: "Enemy troops attack at the hour of the zodiac~"

Suddenly, the night sky twisted, and the mechanical star officer of the Twenty-Eight Mansions descended from the clouds. The LED wings behind him formed a subtitle: [Cleaner No. 27·Astronomy Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your horoscope has expired for 27 years——

Section 1: Stargazing Kindergarten

The observatory was bustling with activity at midnight:

- The Seven Azure Dragons are playing "Eagle Catches Chicken" on the beams of the house

- Vermillion Bird Star Official uses his tail feather to scan the QR code

- The beard of the White Tiger constellation is woven into a WiFi signal

- Black Tortoise Shell plays the DJ sound effect of "Learn to Meow"

"Strategy of War, Strategies 1,110!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who had been pouring cola on the star map, and said, "Use your astronomical knowledge to blind the enemy."

Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed the twelve zodiac signs: "The abnormal value of the magnetic field of Ziweiyuan exceeds the standard!" Sibao's dragon horn inserted into the armillary sphere, and interstellar scenes emerged from the exploding stardust - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum observatory, and the holographic screen behind him showed [Sibao constellation matching detection].

The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on a fragment of the star map: "Young master, northwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical telescopes broke through the clouds, with the words "Cleaner 27 is carrying out its 27th astronomical strike" engraved on the lens barrels.

Section 2: Cute Baby Picking Stars

"The latest astrological signs!" the Imperial Astronomical Observatory said, holding up a cracked compass. "Taiweiyuan is dancing to 'Love You,' and all the shops in Tianshiyuan are putting up 'Shops for Sale' signs!"

After the quadruplets took over the observatory:

- Erbao used poisoned milk to draw a hologram of the Milky Way

- Sanbao uses abacus beads to build a gravitational wave model

- Sibao converted the Dragon Horn into a deep space probe

- Dabao drew a "lululu" emoticon for Polaris

"Gentlemen, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads formed a three-dimensional star map. "According to chaos theory—" the beads suddenly transformed into a dog-head emoji. "The enemy's night raid will step on a banana peel!"

The alarm suddenly blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scan detected a change in the stars:

- The Big Dipper forms an SOS distress signal

- Antimatter stardust seeps from galactic cracks

- The Ziwei Emperor Star marks the male protagonist's fingerprint

- The meteor shower path says "2023.02.27"

"Alert! Dimensional rift detected!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a holographic star map - all the constellations were being reorganized into interstellar battleships, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the galaxy: "Close the observatory quickly!"

Section 3: Guardians of the Galaxy

When the Mechanical Star Officer began to summon a meteor shower, Sanbao suddenly threw out the Candied Haws Scepter: "Launch the Starlink Project!" The quadruplets launched a combo skill:

- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" atomizer

- The three treasures' abacus beads form a black hole defense program

- Sibao uses dragon horns to project Ultraman to fight monsters

- Dabao's Mo Dao provokes B-BOX's Nebula

The night sky collapsed in a stream of code, and antimatter dust condensed into an encrypted USB drive. The mechanical star officers suddenly crashed en masse and began to dance to the square dance "Drunken Butterfly."

"The loophole lies in the third cosmic velocity!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main telescope, and what exploded was not the lens but:

- Quantum hard drive that stores the birth charts of the four treasures

- AR glasses that can summon Halley's Comet

- A star core engraved with "Son of the Galaxy 2023.02.27"

- Holographic image of the protagonist trapped in a sunspot

"The 27th astronomical observation failed..." The mechanical star officer suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploding interstellar express box—a holographic image showed the male protagonist being forced to sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" by 27 radio telescopes.