Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke

"Ding! Detecting a spike in the host's blood pressure, automatically switching to military advisor mode~" The system's electronic voice suddenly changed to a storyteller's tone, "The Art of War says: Raising a child is like leading an army, and diapers are battle flags—"

Sibao rode on the neck of the bronze sword spirit and chewed the tiger talisman as a teething stick: "Second sister said this biscuit is not delicious!" As soon as the words fell, the sound of war drums came from the direction of the enemy camp, and the drumbeat was the rhythm of "Lullaby".

Gu Jinghong looked at the sandbox that had suddenly become a parenting guide. Mo Dao picked up the bottle playing "The Lone Warrior" and said, "All troops, listen up! Form your formation according to the diaper changing schedule!"

Section 1: Military Strategy and Child-Raising Manual

The style of the military camp in the morning light suddenly changed:

- The arrow tower hangs diapers as signal flags

- Shield covered with anti-vomiting graffiti

- A pacifier tied to a warhorse's tail

- The food truck was labeled "Supplementary Food Refrigerated"

"Strategy 112!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was pouring milk powder onto the sand table. "Use the sound of a crying baby to disrupt the enemy's biological clock."

Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a schedule: "The probability of an enemy night attack is 99%!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the sandbox, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding milk powder - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum nursery, and the electronic screen behind him showed [Sibao's schedule synchronization rate is being detected].

The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on a teething stick: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical childcare robots broke out of the ground, their bottle guns pointed at the military camp: "[Cleaner No. 27·Childcare Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: You haven't written a growth diary in twenty-seven days—"

Section 2: Mengbao Military Strategy Practice

"Latest tactics!" the messenger said, holding the crying order. "The enemy is using catapults to launch teething biscuits, and there are baby walkers tied to their ladders!"

After the quadruplets took over command:

- Erbao develops poisonous milk hypnotic smoke bomb

- Sanbao uses abacus beads to calculate the amount of complementary food to feed

- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a crying amplifier

- Dabao drew "BabyBus" graffiti on the drum

"This is a new type of howling battle formation." Sanbao's abacus beads formed into a sound wave pattern. "Using the principle of decibel superposition—" The beads suddenly transformed into a panda head emoji. "The enemy's warhorses will actively jump off cliffs to coax them to sleep!"

Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:

- Enemy shields are printed with early childhood education advertisements

- The arrow is engraved with "Where Are We Going, Dad?"

- The food cart is equipped with a smart milk warmer

- The battle flag is marked with "2023.02.27 Park Admission Date"

"Alert! Parenting virus detected!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram - all the soldiers began to do baby exercises, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared in the center of the army: "Sing a lullaby!"

Section 3: The Ultimate Sleeping Battle

When the mechanical childcare robot launched a hypnotic light wave, Sanbao suddenly threw a pacifier bomb: "Start the sleep project!" The quadruplets launched a combination skill:

- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" atomizer

- Sanbao's abacus beads form a holographic bedtime story

- Sibao uses dragon horns to project starry sky ceiling effects

- Dabao's Mo Dao raises a humming battle flag

The military camp was frozen in silence by the sonic waves, and the teething biscuits transformed into soothing toys. The mechanical childcare robots suddenly stopped attacking and began a collective performance of finger exercises.

"The flaw is in the third beat!" Sanbao's abacus shattered the main control bottle, and what burst out was not milk powder but:

- A quantum diary that stores the growth records of the four treasures

- Nanoworms that can 3D print fairy tales

- A plaque engraved with "Guardian 2023.02.27"

- Holographic image of the protagonist trapped in the crib

"The 27th child-rearing experiment failed..." The mechanical child-rearing robot suddenly exploded. Sibao pounced on the exploding interstellar delivery crate—the cryostat surveillance revealed that the male protagonist was being forced by 27 instruments to sing "Two Tigers."