Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke

"Mom! The kitchen knife has become a spirit!" Sibao rushed into the tent, holding a half-broken rusty iron sword. Three glowing rainbow candies were stuck to the hilt. "It wants to sign up for 'Weapons That Ride the Wind and Waves'!"

Gu Jinghong looked up from his pile of military manuals to find Canjian performing a girl group dance with his sword tassel, the rust on the blade spontaneously spelling out the words "Please maintain." Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down in the scabbard, the milk seeping into the blade and forming a fluorescent barrage: "If you don't drink blood, I'll be suing you~"

Suddenly, the sound of swords pierced the sky, and twenty-eight mechanical scabbards broke out of the ground. The scabbards scrolled LED subtitles: [Cleaner No. 27·Weapon Specialization] Friendly reminder: Your weapon warranty has expired for 27 years——

Section 1: The Drunken Sword

The armory in the morning light is full of magic:

- Broken Sword uses rust to draw a self-portrait on the wall

- Arrows spontaneously formed into a barrage of "Seeking attention"

- Shield dances to "Drunken Butterfly" and hits a wall

- Bronze Sword Spirit holding a wine jar and performing drunken boxing

"Strategies of War, Strategies 1,020!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was applying cartoon stickers to the sword. "Using childish antics to bring an ancient divine weapon to life."

Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a metallurgical diagram: "The activation degree of iron element exceeds the standard by 250%!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced the hilt of the sword, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding sparks - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum forging room, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao weapon affinity detection].

The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing peanuts: "Young master, northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight giant mechanical swords split the tent open, and the sword guards were engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th meltdown procedure].

Section 2: Cute Baby Blood Sacrifice

"This sword requires the blood of ten thousand people..." Before the white-bearded swordsmith finished his words, Sibao had already stuffed the dragon horn into the ketchup: "It's time to eat!" The broken sword instantly absorbed all thirty-seven jars of sweet and sour sauce, and Peppa Pig patterns appeared on the sword body.

Sanbao's abacus brute force cracks the blood sacrifice principle:

- Hemoglobin and iron ion reaction formula

- Lycopene antioxidant data

- The ratio of sweet and sour improves energy conversion rate

- The vibration frequency of the hilt is synchronized with the children's song "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"

"Alert! Illegal modification detected!" The mechanical giant sword suddenly transformed, and twenty-seven test tubes popped out of its blade. Erbao's poisonous milk splattered across the blade, and the rust peeled off, revealing interstellar text: [Gene Lock No. 27 Waiting for Activation].

Sibao took the opportunity to climb onto the hilt, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the encrypted information - the male protagonist was preparing the sword spirit culture solution in the laboratory, and the freezer number "2023.02.27" was flashing on the solution bottle.

Section 3: Blade and Soul Rampage

When the mechanical sword formation activated its self-destruction program, Canjian suddenly started breakdancing: "Hey! Eat my rainbow candy sword energy!" The frosting sprayed from the sword's edge exploded in the night sky and condensed into a giant Pikachu.

Quadruplets launch combo skills:

- Erbao pours popping candy onto the sword, causing a series of explosions

- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the sword energy parabola

- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection "Fruit Ninja" holographic game

- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to pick up the sword spike that can rap

"Warning! Cute variable contamination program..." The mechanical sword formation suddenly froze, and a mechanical arm extended from the hilt to hand Sibao a lollipop. The broken sword seized the opportunity to insert itself into the main control core, and amidst the burst of electric sparks, an interstellar scene emerged—the protagonist was being pointed at by twenty-seven lightsabers and forced to perform a fencing exercise.

"Weapon experiment number 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the rust on the broken sword fell away, revealing the genetic barcode on its spine. Sibao lunged at the exploded sword case. The cryostat surveillance revealed the hero being forced to practice the "chest-breaking stone" technique.