I Rose From My Coffin, All Monsters Must Kneel

Duan Anluo, the founder of the Xuanmen sect and a peerless genius in the Xuanxue world, renowned at sixteen, mysteriously vanished at twenty-three, his fate unknown.

Five hundred years later,...

Chapter 85 Master, please don't let any rumors spread

Chapter 85 Master, please don't let any rumors spread

After hearing what Duan Anluo said, Xun Xiao pointed casually: "This."

Duan Anluo looked at the address. The system should recommend the nearest one. With such a low score, it probably wasn't a big deal. It could probably be solved with a flick of the finger. "Pick two more and we'll solve them together on the way."

Xun Xiao obediently ordered two more: "This one, and this one."

Qi You was watching from the side and laughed: "Good fellow, the King of Hell is calling the shots, whoever he calls will die."

Duan Anluo smiled and agreed: "Okay, let's deal with these three today."

He chose not to accept cash compensation, but only points. According to the exchange rules, one point can be exchanged for 10,000 yuan. This time he spent 400 points - the equivalent of 4 million yuan?

Duan Anluo asked Assistant Fang with a pinch of his heart, "Can I exchange money for points? I can make money quickly by reading Feng Shui for wealthy people."

Assistant Fang said, "Your calculations are almost blowing me away. This is a guild benefit. If you buy it elsewhere, I won't sell it to you even if you pay twice as much."

Duan Anluo made two "tsk tsk" sounds. Fang Fang was like a powder keg, speaking so harshly. Could it be that these were the legendary few days every month?

Seeing his master's pain, Qi You quickly coaxed him, "Master, we've made a fortune. Breaking it down, a house is only one million, five bedrooms and a living room. In the imperial capital, only one million. The guild's price is already very cheap. Add in the fact that Master's wife can get a discount, isn't it even more cost-effective?"

Duan Anluo nodded: "Yeah, that makes sense."

Qi You continued to increase the price: "Although it is in the outer ring, it is still the capital. If it were someone else, four million would buy a house at most. What if it is demolished? How much can we earn?"

"Oh~"

"Even if we don't tear it down, we can rebuild it ourselves later. When people ask about it, people nearby can just point and say, 'See, that street is all Xuanmen!'" Qi You gave Duan Anluo a thumbs-up. "Master, I have to say, you have a good vision and have made long-term plans in advance!"

"Uh-huh."

Qi You saw that his master's expression had eased, so he quickly poured a cup of tea and said, "Master, do you feel better now?"

Duan Anluo took it and took a sip: "Much better."

In just two months, under the influence of Duan Anluo and the nourishment of Xuanmen spiritual energy, Qi You's state of mind has become much more open-minded. He is not impatient or impatient when encountering things, speaks with reason and evidence, and is particularly sincere when coaxing people: "It's okay, Master, I will go and make money after I finish school!"

Xun Xiao followed suit: "Master, when I grow up I will also make money to support you!"

Duan Anluo felt warm in his heart, "You are so sensible. Master feels much better. It's just points, right? We can earn it back soon."

They only needed a logistics support and part-time driver, and Jiang Yuan's old captain Xu Qiang was the perfect fit. They had worked together several times and were familiar with each other, and most importantly, he was a first-rate driver.

"Xiao Qi, contact Captain Xu," Duan Anluo instructed Qi You, "Give him a reward of 10,000 today."

Seeing that his master was full of energy again, Qi You felt relieved: his master was still easy to coax.

Is this remuneration too high?

He quickly contacted Xu Qiang and packed his bag. He needed to spend more time with his master before school started, completing as many tasks as he could.

He was also a little worried. What would happen to his master after he lived on campus? Jiang Yuan wasn't very clever, his junior apprentice was young, and his master's wife wasn't around. It would be hard for his master to take care of himself, let alone them.

After a while, Xu Qiang arrived: "Master Duan, shall we go?"

Xu Qiang couldn't wait any longer. He could work for Master Duan without doing anything, and he'd get 10,000 yuan! Where else could he find such a good job?

After getting in the car, Duan Anluo thought of Xu Qiang's friend: "How is your friend now?"

Xu Qiang smiled awkwardly: "Ah, divorced. I haven't been in a good mood recently. It's quite a blow."

He sighed. "That day you reminded him to get home early from get off work and not tell his family that there was a surprise. This surprise was really... a big green hat.

He was usually too busy with work to manage the household, so he just handed over the money. His wife always told him to just focus on his work and not worry about the family. His job was dangerous, and the salary was not low. Who would have thought... his wife would manage the household so well, even keeping a gigolo.

They're divorced now, but this situation... Anyway, he's quite devastated. He even asked me out for a drink the day before yesterday. How about you help him calculate whether he can find someone better in the future?"

Duan Anluo thought that the other party was just too busy and didn't care about his family. He had to learn from this lesson and not let Si Cang cheat on him.

Duan Anluo said to Xu Qiang, "Tell him that his ex-wife was never meant to be with him, so there's no need to be sad about it. Cheer up, work hard, and there's someone else waiting for him. If we're destined to meet, we'll meet. But don't just think about sending money home in the future; you should also pay more attention to your family."

Xu Qiang didn't expect such a turn of events, and immediately sent the news to his friends happily.

Qi You looked up at his master and squinted his eyes: Really? Why does it look like his marriage line has been cut in half?

Duan Anluo's eyes were subtle: It's probably a mixture of true and false.

If you are in a good mood, you might meet someone you love. If you keep being depressed, you will miss the fate that is meant for you.

So, when it comes to destiny, it all depends on yourself.

When they arrived at the mission location, Qi You got out of the car first and took the initiative to knock on the door.

An old lady opened the door. After hearing their purpose, her eyes turned red: "You are finally here!"

Nearby branches conduct secret inspections every day and report any abnormal spiritual fluctuations they find.

After confirming that there is a problem, the association will first communicate with the residents and then report it for processing.

There have been so many things going on lately, like they've all erupted all at once, with supernatural events popping up everywhere. The guild is short-staffed, and the old lady's family's problems took three days to be reported, and finally they arrived.

Duan Anluo frowned as he entered the room. The air was filled with a complex atmosphere, a mixture of ghostly and yin energy, as well as thick moisture, which gave the room a musty smell that was extremely uncomfortable.

"Are you the Chinese medicine practitioners called by the community to provide free medical services?" The old lady looked at them puzzledly.

Duan Anluo froze. How exactly did the branch introduce itself? How many identities did these people make up?

He subconsciously touched the documents in his pocket, but they were broken and none of them could be used.

At this time, Xu Qiang stepped forward and introduced enthusiastically: "Auntie, the community asked us to come here. This is the attending doctor of our hospital. As you know, we come to provide free clinics every month."

The old lady murmured doubtfully, "Last time it was an old man, this one is so young...will it work?"

Xu Qiang smiled and comforted her, "No injections or medication required. We'll be cured and leave soon. We won't charge you any money, so don't worry! Can we see the child?"

"Look, he just fell asleep. His parents went to work." The old lady led them into the inner room. If she had not received a notice from the community in advance, she would not have dared to let them in.

Duan Anluo winked at Qi You, asking him to take a look at Captain Xu's communication skills and learn from him.

Qi You gritted his teeth secretly and tried hard.

Duan Anluo walked to the bedside and gently placed his hand on the child's brow, looking for the source of the evil spirit.

Xu Qiang winked at Duan Anluo: Just ask a few questions, don’t reveal your identity.

Duan Anluo asked seriously, "Is this child quiet during the day, but cries at night? Especially in the middle of the night, gasping for breath, having nightmares, and unable to sleep the entire night? Every night is like an asthma attack. I've been to the hospital three times, but they can't find the cause, and they can't cure it."

"Yes, yes!" The old lady nodded quickly, and the look in her eyes when she looked at Duan Anluo suddenly changed. This Chinese medicine doctor looked young, but he was really amazing! He didn't even take the pulse, he could tell just by touching the forehead. He even knew it after going to the hospital several times.

Duan Anluo pressed on: "Half a month ago, did you take the child out in the middle of the night?"

"Yes! Now that you mention it, I remember!" The old lady slapped her thigh. "His grandmother was sick, and his parents went to the hospital that night. He insisted on following them, and it was already midnight when they came back. He started to act strange from that night! Doctor, did the child... attract some unclean thing?"

After saying that, the old lady smiled awkwardly, thinking that the doctor probably didn't understand this.

Duan Anluo didn't answer. He had already captured the source of the evil energy. He put his five fingers together and grabbed the empty space one inch above the child's eyebrows.

A dark, hideous-looking, purple-faced little ghost was grabbed out of the void by him.

The ghost's face was full of fear. It had only left a mark on the child and came to suck his soul every night. It hid so far away during the day, but this person actually pulled it over so easily!

Without waiting for the little ghost to beg for mercy, Duan Anluo kicked it. With a light "puff" sound, the black and purple little ghost instantly turned into a wisp of black smoke and disappeared.

As soon as Qi You's hand landed on the hilt of the dagger, the battle was over.

He asked quietly, "Master, what is this?"

"It doesn't matter," Duan Anluo said calmly, "Its sucking of the child's soul was the cause, and I killed it as the result. Its cause and effect have nothing to do with us."

Qi You understood: if there is a way to kill someone, just kill him directly.

Then Duan Anluo snapped his fingers, shattering all the negative aura in the room and taking care of the logistics work, so he didn't have to share the money with others.

Qi You understood again: this is why when destroying a corpse, one must destroy all traces and clean up all the evidence so that no one else can find out.

Unconsciously, Qi You understood the working styles of his master and his mistress.

After Duan Anluo finished, the sleeping child suddenly started coughing. The old lady hurried to hold the child, patting and coaxing him. The child vomited with a "wow". After vomiting, his breathing became much easier and his face was not so ugly anymore.

When seeing strangers, the child subconsciously hides in his grandmother's arms, looking at them quietly, with energy in his eyes.

Duan Anluo instructed the old lady: "Take the child to the hospital, there shouldn't be any serious problems. Unless the child is sick, try not to take the child to the hospital late at night."

Hospitals are a place where births and deaths occur every day. It is a place where yin and yang intersect, making it extremely easy for impurities to be contaminated. Children are especially vulnerable because they have pure hearts but weak yang energy.

The old lady seemed to be thinking about something. These people didn't look like doctors, but more like masters.

After Duan Anluo left, he opened the app and checked, "The mission is completed, why haven't I received the points yet?"

Xu Qiang has experience. "Just click on complete. Someone will come to check later. Once they confirm that the ghost has disappeared, the system will give you points."

Duan Anluo was satisfied and said, "Let's go, next one."

Xu Qiang followed behind, the speed of completing the task was too fast!

Before going on the second mission, Duan Anluo first confirmed: "What is my identity this time?"

Xu Qiang checked the information and replied, "Your identity this time is a Taoist priest."

Duan Anluo patted his chest and said, "Ah, I'm good at this."

When they arrived at the mission location, it was almost dark, and Qi You was the one who went forward and knocked on the door again.

The person who opened the door was a young man in his twenties. His face was dark blue, his eyes were bloodshot, he was hunched over, and he looked as gloomy as a ghost.

Duan Anluo immediately took out his ID, an S-level Grand Master, so awesome!

The young man cheered up and knelt down in front of Duan Anluo with a plop, trying to hug his legs. "Master! Taoist priest! Save me, I really can't bear it anymore!"

Duan Anluo took a step to the side, avoiding the kneeling. Xu Qiang quickly pulled him up: "Let's go inside and talk about it. What's going on?"

"That female ghost is crazy! She comes to me every night! I dare not close my eyes! She, she teases me!" The young man said incoherently: "She wants to marry me!"

Duan Anluo looked him up and down and laughed out loud. "Didn't you say that yourself? After being single for so long, even a ghost looks pretty to me. I told you she was a ghost, but you didn't believe me. You even had a romantic encounter with her and said you wanted to marry her. What? Now you don't want to admit it?"

The hope in the young man's eyes suddenly became extremely strong. "You even know this! You can definitely save me? I can't stand it anymore. I haven't slept well for a week! Ask her what it takes for her to let me go?"

Xu Qiang asked curiously, "What on earth did you do? You didn't really tease a ghost, did you?"

The young man stammered, "I... I was drunk. When I was coming home at night, I met a girl on the street... I thought she was pretty, so I took advantage of the alcohol and said a few dirty words... I just said it, I really wouldn't dare, I really was just saying it, you have to believe me!"

Duan Anluo looked at his face and knew he really didn't dare. Not only did he not dare, he was also extremely cowardly. He only used the alcohol to talk nonsense, otherwise he would have turned around and left, not caring whether he lived or died.

The young man cried and said, "I didn't expect her to say she was a ghost and couldn't date me. How could I believe her? I said... I've been single for so long that even a ghost looks pretty, and I don't care if she's human or ghost... I didn't expect her to actually come back with me! Now she's forcing me to marry her!"

Duan Anluo suppressed his laughter, walked to the wall, and tapped the table with one finger: "Girl, come out and talk?"

Suddenly, a cold, ghostly aura slowly surged up from the corner of the wall, and the figure of a young girl emerged. She glared at the young man with dissatisfaction and cursed, "Bah! Scumbag!"

She turned to look at Duan Anluo, a little afraid of him: "Want to take me in? What? I didn't hurt him! He agreed to it himself. The ghost contract between us is done, he must marry me!"

Duan Anluo looked back at the man, then took a closer look at the female ghost, and asked in confusion, "Girl, you're so beautiful, what on earth do you like about him? Is it because he has a big face, a thick neck, and talks nonsense when he drinks a little? Or is it because he has no manners and dares to say any nonsense when he sees a pretty girl? Or is it because he's short, ugly, and looks unlucky?"

The female ghost was stunned by the question. After thinking about it carefully, she realized that the other party was indeed not good at anything.

"But, but who told him to be so rude? My life span hasn't ended yet, so living is boring, and dying would be boring too... Let's just have some fun."

Duan Anluo coaxed him: "Girl, listen to me. I'll burn a few handsome male models for you so that you can have three wives and four concubines down there. He's not good-looking, so let him go, how about it?"

The ghost girl's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"Can I lie to you?"

The female ghost secretly looked at Duan Anluo and muttered, "Can I have someone like you..."

Duan Anluo's face turned serious: "What did you say?"

The female ghost quickly changed her words: "...No, no, I don't want a man who is too handsome. It's too stressful."

Duan Anluo severed the contract between the two and turned to the frightened young man, saying, "You, kneel down and call me godmother. I will burn seven male models for your godmother, one a day for seven days. I will also burn ten sets of beautiful clothes, eight boys and girls, and a sports car. Then you will be even."

The young man kowtowed as if he had been pardoned: "Godmother! Aunt! Grandma! Please let me go! I won't dare to talk nonsense again! Never again!"

Duan Anluo said disdainfully: "Remember this and watch your mouth when you see a girl next time!"

"It's grown, it's grown! It's definitely grown!" The young man assured in a crying voice. He really didn't dare to do it anymore.

Duan Anluo asked the female ghost, "Can you forgive your foolish son?"

The ghost girl nodded reluctantly, "Alright, I'll do as you say. I don't want my son anymore, you're so stupid."

Duan Anluo's offer was good, and she didn't really like him; she was just angry at his nonsense. She didn't dare to challenge the master. If he got angry and beat her up, she would lose more than she gained.

"Let's go, next one." Duan Anluo waved his hand and turned around to walk out.

The female ghost followed him and said, "Master, where are you going? What if he refuses to pay? Where can I find you?"

Qi You waved the dagger in his hand and blocked the ghost girl. His cold eyes scared the ghost girl. How could this child be so young and have such a cold look in his eyes?

Qi You was thinking, this female ghost is quite pretty. Uncle Si had just left, and a beautiful female ghost followed his master. What if Uncle Si misunderstood him?

Duan Anluo stopped and said, "He doesn't dare. If he dares to default on his debt, just kill him. I won't care."

The young man shuddered, "I definitely won't default on my debt."

Duan Anluo paused, then suddenly asked in confusion, "Girl, how did you die?"

The female ghost was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became dumbfounded. She didn't remember anything!

"Tsk," Duan Anluo left a business card, which was printed by Jiang Yuan before. "If you remember me, you can come to this address to find me."

Without waiting for the other party to say anything, Duan Anluo waved his hand and said, "Let's go, next one."

Qi Youxin said that he helped his master to block it, and his master actually took the initiative to leave his address to prevent any rumors from spreading.

"Master, why did you let her come to you?"

"This girl doesn't have any resentment at all. I thought she died of illness at first, but just now I suddenly saw the cause and effect between her eyebrows. She must have been killed by someone, and died miserably. But she doesn't remember it. I think it's very strange." Duan Anluo didn't force it. It all depends on fate.

The third task was even more outrageous. It turned out that the deceased great-grandmother missed her child and came back to see him.

It happened that the child was young and had clear eyes, and was frightened to tears by his great-grandmother every night.

I only earned one point by persuading the old lady to leave.

Qi You didn't feel tired yet, but Duan Anluo was already exhausted. He laughed and scolded: "Xiao Shi, that little stinky hand, clicked a task worth one point, go back and wash it off for him."

Looking at the time, it was already past ten o'clock and they hadn't had dinner yet, and then it started raining again.

I finally found a restaurant, but the food was not tasty.

Duan Anluo was exhausted and had no energy to eat. He ordered a bowl of ice porridge and stirred it absentmindedly, not eating many bites in a long time.

Qi You looked distressed and said, "Master, please don't go on the next mission. I will go."

Duan Anluo stared blankly ahead, then suddenly blurted out, "Xiao Qi, Master doesn't want to marry your Master's Wife anymore."

"Ah?" Qi You paused, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "Master's wife has only been gone for one day, and you just say you don't want it anymore?"

"I'm so tired..." Duan Anluo drawled out his words, slumped over the table like a salted fish, "Four hundred points... I worked all day and only earned seven. How long will it take to save them?"

The more he thought about it, the more desperate he became. "There's also merit. I worked hard to earn a little bit, and the Heavenly Dao immediately helped me pay it back. It's not even warm enough. I think forget it. I'll take you guys and go directly to your master's wife. You are all my dowry, and I'll ask him to help me raise you."

Qi You: “…”

It's only been one day, and Master gave up so quickly.

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Si Cang: He didn't give up, he just lay down. [Sunglasses]