I Want to Die, But My Ex-Husbands Won't Allow It

Ninety-nine ex-husbands, no fixed male lead. There are thousands of handsome men in the world; if one doesn't work out, just switch him out daily.

Su Diandian transmigrated! But the previ...

Chapter 205 My Wife, Be Gentle

Su Diandian glared, wanting to grab a shovel and stab Shan Yunting to death.

She shouted in her heart: "Bro! Let's go!"

Immediately following, a buzzing sound came from beside my ear; it was the shovel earring responding.

Just then, Shan Yun, who was close to her ear, opened her mouth and gently held the shovel earring in her mouth.

The warm breath that reached her ear sent shivers down her spine.

Aaaaaah! You little brat! What are you up to?

Su Diandian was completely numb.

At this moment, Shan Yun gently tugged at the shovel earring, and the earring slipped off her earlobe.

To Su Diandian's astonishment, Shan Yunting actually put half of the iron shovel earring into his mouth.

He moved his head and met Su Diandian's eyes.

Su Diandian saw him with the shovel earring in his mouth, staring wide-eyed and making "mmmmm" sounds.

With a gurgling sound in his throat, the earring had already been swallowed into his stomach.

Su Diandian realized she couldn't sense the shovel and tried to summon the vines.

"Stop struggling, my wife..." Shan Yunting smiled, "I have already sealed your spiritual meridians."

Upon hearing this, Su Diandian's eyes practically blazed with fury.

But her mouth was tightly covered, and she couldn't make a sound.

Shan Yun leaned down and rested her chin on the back of the hand that was covering her mouth. "If my wife promises not to scream, I will let you go..."

Su Diandian blinked and agreed.

She could easily guess what would happen if she didn't agree.

The best course of action now is to find a way to seek help.

Zhenming was on the deck; he would come as soon as she made a sound.

"Does my wife agree?" Shan Yunting raised her head slightly and tried to withdraw her hand.

With her mouth freed, Su Diandian opened it to scream.

But Shan Yunting seemed to have anticipated this, and her crimson lips pressed down, silencing her cries for help.

At the same time, he waved his hand outwards, and the bed curtains and the entire bed were sealed off by the barrier.

After confirming that no further movement could be heard, Shan Yunting slowly released Su Diandian's lips.

"Master! Master!" Su Diandian shouted loudly.

Shan Yun stood aside and watched for a while before slowly speaking, "Go ahead and shout, even if..."

"Even if I scream my lungs out, no one will come to save me?" Su Diandian glared at him. "Can't you come up with something more original?"

"Naughty." Shan Yunting chuckled and rolled over to lie down beside her.

The puppy that had been pressing down on her was gone, and Su Diandian immediately got up and rushed outside.

As a result, her head hit the barrier, and she fell backward.

Shan Yun stopped and stretched out his right hand, steadily supporting her buttocks.

"Ah!" Su Diandian stood up straight in a hurry. "You brat, what are you doing?"

"I was afraid my wife would fall and hurt herself, so I helped her up." As Shan Yunting said this, she pinched her again.

Su Diandian was furious. She turned her head and looked down at him with a smile: "You like my perky butt, right? Then I'll let you like it to your heart's content!"

"Mount Tai is pressing down on you!" she shouted as she forcefully sat down on Shan Yun's waist.

This is like using your buttocks as a huge rock!

After hitting him several times, Shan Yun groaned softly, "My wife is still so adorable."

"Cute my ass! You little brat, give me back the shovel!" Su Diandian slammed her butt down hard.

Tiezi was her important good friend, and he was swallowed into the puppy's belly like a snack.

Who knows if Shan Yunting has any poop or pee in his belly?

Poor Tiezi.

Su Diandian reached out and pinched Shan Yunting's mouth, "Spit it out! Spit out my earring!"

"Alright, I'll listen to you, my wife. Then reach out and catch it." Shan Yunting grabbed one of her hands, forcing her to open her palm.

Immediately afterwards, Su Diandian felt a warm, damp sensation in her palm.

"Ah! You damned bastard! Are you a dog?" she roared, pulling her hand back to slap Shan Yunting.

Shan Yunting took her hand and pressed her palm against his cheek. "My wife, I've missed you so much these days."

Su Diandian pulled her hand back, took two steps back towards the corner of the bed, and tried to squeeze out of the bed's reach.

But after exploring for a while, she found that the barrier was flawless.

She immediately gave up and looked at Shan Yunting with disdain, "I never thought that a dignified Immortal Supervisor would secretly hide in a woman's bed."

Shan Yun tilted her head to look at her, her long, black, satin-like hair falling down as she did so.

His gaze moved up and down before settling on her chest.

"Don't be so nervous, I won't do anything strange to you."

Damn it!

It's not strange that he hid in her bed?

It's not surprising that he swallowed her weapon.

What other strange thing could he possibly want to do?

"So why are you here?" Su Diandian touched the spare quilt behind her and moved back inch by inch.

Shan Yunting stretched out one arm and invited her, "My wife, come and lie in my arms, and I will tell you slowly."

Su Diandian rolled her eyes dramatically.

That damned brat! Now she finally understood why her predecessor had won him over so easily.

Who knows, maybe the one who was tricked was the one from the past.

Thinking this, Su Diandian couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Even someone as shrewd as he was in the past could be outsmarted by someone who appeared respectable on the surface.

Alright, she'll settle things for her predecessor today.

"Shanyun, let me tell you the truth."

Su Diandian crossed her arms and smiled dismissively, "I have plenty of old flames, you're just a peanut I occasionally use to cleanse my palate."

As she spoke, she simply took off her outer robe, sat down casually on the edge of the bed, and looked at Shan Yunting with a critical eye.

To put it simply, I'm tired of you.

Upon hearing this, Shan Yunting's smile froze slightly, but eased a moment later.

"Oh. Then how should I please my wife?"

He picked up her coat that she had taken off, covered his face with it, and gently smelled it.

You little brat! What kind of colorful expression is that?

Su Diandian suppressed her discomfort and let out a soft scoff: "If you danced, maybe I'd find you amusing."

"Okay," Shan Yunting agreed quickly.

Su Diandian's lips twitched slightly, but she still stubbornly replied, "Then jump."

As soon as she finished speaking, Shan Yunting gently tossed her gauze outer garment aside.

Su Diandian's head was completely covered by her outer garment.

As she pulled off her outer garment, she was horrified to find that Shan Yun had stopped taking off her clothes!

It was just a hair's breadth away from appearing!

"Don't take it off!"

Without thinking, Su Diandian pounced on the swaying clothes and held them down.

"If you're going to dance, then dance! Why are you taking your clothes off? Our motherland teaches us that we must never touch pornography, gambling, or drugs! Don't do anything reckless!"

Shan Yun looked down at her, a hint of infatuation in her eyes.

The puppy's head is probably completely dyed.

No, something's off about the puppy's eyes.

What is he staring at?

Su Diandian followed Shan Yunting's gaze and was shocked to find that her hand was pressing on something she shouldn't be touching!

Just then, Shan Yunting added, "Wife, be gentle..."