As a fake half-demon, Yue Jiuling feels that living in the human realm is actually pretty good. However, this is only true if she can retrieve her original body and separated soul. There's no c...
The boss, who had initially looked impatient upon hearing Ya Zi's first sentence, instantly changed his expression upon hearing Ya Zi's second sentence. He nervously whispered:
"Oh, it's you two comrades. Why didn't you say you were checking for demon certificates earlier? Really, I have a certificate, I have a certificate."
When the owner mentioned having the necessary permits, both foodies looked disappointed. Permitted monsters can't be eaten, sigh...
Undeterred, Yue Jiuling looked at the food on the stall, licked her lips, and said, "Then please show us your identification."
The boss had assumed Yue Jiuling and the others would leave once they heard he had identification, but he hadn't expected them to ask for it. He was so nervous he broke out in a cold sweat and stammered, "..."
"Um, I really do have the certificate, but I was in such a rush today that I forgot it in the sea. How about I bring it out for you next time?"
Ya Zi looked at the shop owner suspiciously, wondering if it was true or not. Yue Jiuling also stared at the shop owner, narrowing her eyes as she said, "No, how do I know if you really have a certificate or not? What if you're an illegal immigrant?"
The shopkeeper had already sensed their presence and knew he couldn't win, so he pleaded, "Gentlemen, please believe me. I really do have my credentials; I just forgot to bring them with me."
Just then, a new customer arrived at the stall and shouted to the owner, "Boss, I want a grilled fish, twenty oysters, and five bottles of beer. Hurry up!"
The boss turned around and replied, "Okay, just a moment," then said to Yue Jiuling and the other person, "How about this, I see you're both hungry, how about I treat you to a late-night snack, and you can come back another day to investigate?"
"Are you bribing us?" Ya Zi pointed at the boss with his finger and said.
"This, this is not a bribe at all. I just want to make friends with you two." The boss was so nervous that he was almost crying.
Yue Jiuling looked around at the ingredients, but in the end she still felt that none of them tasted as good as the octopus boss. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I have to check your license. If you don't have a license, I'll eat you!"
Ya Zi and Yue Jiuling exchanged a glance, not understanding why she would say that, but they also cooperated by intimidating the boss with their eyes. In the end, the boss was on the verge of collapse, and he cried and said, "I really don't have my license right now, I forgot it at home, what exactly do you want!"
Yue Jiuling thought for a moment, then walked to Ya Zi's side and whispered a few words in Ya Zi's ear. A light flashed in Ya Zi's eyes, and he stepped forward and pulled the boss, saying, "Since that's the case, we're not unreasonable people. Come on, let's go to the side and have a good talk about how to handle this matter."
The boss was frightened and dragged away by Ya Zi, not daring to resist, while Yue Jiuling followed behind them.
Less than five minutes later, Yue Jiuling and Ya Zi emerged from a dimly lit alley, rubbing their bellies with satisfaction. Judging from their expressions, they were both in very good spirits.
A minute later, the giant octopus owner also came out of the alley, but he seemed to have some difficulty walking, limping and muttering curses.
"Damn it! Those two monsters are terrifying! My poor legs! I guess I'll definitely need to bring my ID next time I go out!"
The giant octopus boss originally thought he was going to die, but fortunately, Ya Zi and the others didn't say they were going to eat him. Instead, they said they would punish him for forgetting his license by eating his two tentacles!
Fortunately, octopuses have eight tentacles, so even if they break off, they can grow back. Otherwise, the owner would probably be devastated.
Yue Jiuling parted ways with Ya Zi on the street. The boys' dormitory and the girls' dormitory were on different routes, but both of them were calm after they separated. They both knew very well that what happened tonight could not be discovered, otherwise they would definitely have their wages deducted!
When Yue Jiuling returned to the dormitory, she discovered that Bai Xinyu, that night owl, was still awake! She thought to herself, "This kid is really something else."
"You're back! What did you eat?" Bai Xinyu, who was staying up late with a face mask on, asked without turning her head after hearing the door open.
After changing her shoes, Yue Jiuling went to brush her teeth. She said, "Let's go eat some fresh octopus tentacles, the raw kind. They taste pretty good though."
"Tsk tsk, not bad, not bad. It's a pity I can't eat it because I'm on a diet."
Yue Jiuling, savoring the boss's words, said, "Yes, it's a pity you didn't get to eat it."
Meanwhile, Ya Zi returned to his residence. Yin Ni and Ye Dongfeng were still playing games in the living room. The two of them were almost going crazy. Ye Dongfeng was shouting, "Go! Shoot! Ahhhhh, I died again!"
Xiao Baicai was already asleep in the bedroom and hadn't come out. When Yinni saw Yazi return, she asked, "You're back after eating? Sigh, if we had known you'd be back so soon, we would have asked you to pack some food to take back with you."
Ya Zi rubbed her stomach and laughed, saying, "Why didn't you tell me sooner? I'm already back. If you want to eat, go out and eat by yourselves. I'm not going."
Ye Dongfeng took off his headphones and said, "What are you going out for? Call to order food. It'll be here in half an hour. Hurry up and call."
After thinking for a moment, Yinni still picked up the phone and ordered food. She ordered grilled fish. Half an hour later, the doorbell rang. Yazi went to open the door and saw the giant octopus owner...
The giant octopus owner, trembling, looked at Ya Zi and said, "Hello, your takeout..."
Ya Zi took the takeout, raised her eyebrows, smiled, and said, "Thank you for your hard work, boss."