I'm Just a Minor Celebrity, It's Reasonable for Me to Know Some Metaphysics

Master Celestial Jiang Si transmigrated into a book and became an 18th-tier, internet-hated celebrity. In the book, Jiang Si had offended the original heroine, Xiang Zhiyi, leading to widespread ru...

Chapter 111 Three-eared Monkey

After Qi Yan was brought back, he would usually eat at Li Jianshan's house.

The Li family was small, but the arrival of Qi Yan made things much livelier. Not only did Li Qinghuai like him, but even the household servants adored him.

For some reason, Li Qinghuai decided to take Qi Yan home today.

"You haven't had dinner with Master Jiang in a long time. If this continues, I'm afraid Master Jiang will think I've run away with you," Li Qinghuai joked.

Qi Yan wrinkled his nose, not really wanting to go back.

The people in my family have been so stubborn lately.

He, a little mouse, is under a lot of pressure.

When they arrived at Jiang Si's house, it was She Zhang who opened the door for them.

She Zhang called out "Grandpa Li" and let them in.

Jiang Si usually has Guan Qingchen's food prepared and delivered to her home, and this timing is just right. However, Jiang Si is still in the basement, tinkering with something.

As soon as Qi Yan got home, he started arguing with She Zhang, as usual.

For a moment, the room was filled with their voices.

Guan Qingchen was talking to Han Yunluo inside the Soul Nourishing Lamp, "Those two always start fighting whenever they meet. We can't teach them a lesson. Once you wake up, you must give them a good talking to."

Li Qinghuai walked over, and Guan Qingchen looked up and said, "Grandpa Li, you've arrived."

"Yes, I've come to see you all." Li Qinghuai smiled kindly, but Guan Qingchen felt a strange sensation for a moment.

"Is Master Han feeling much better lately?" Li Qinghuai leaned closer to take a look, and the light spot inside Han Yunluo was jumping even more enthusiastically. "She looks quite energetic."

The strange feeling disappeared, and Guan Qingchen secretly shook his head, realizing that he must have been too tired lately and was overthinking things.

Sitting next to Guan Qingchen, Li Qinghuai said with some emotion, "Sometimes I envy you guys. My wife passed away early, and she's probably been reincarnated as someone else's wife by now."

Guan Qingchen didn't know how to comfort her.

Li Qinghuai waved his hand, "I'm fine, cough cough cough—" As he spoke, Li Qinghuai coughed violently, as if he was about to cough the world upside down.

Guan Qingchen panicked immediately, hoping something bad would happen.

Li Qinghuai pointed outside, and Guan Qingchen immediately realized that the driver must have the medicine, so she quickly went out.

After he left, Li Qinghuai stopped coughing and glanced at the door with a sharp yet strange look in his eyes.

With a flick of his wrist, he pulled out something exactly like the Soul-Nourishing Lamp.

He then concealed the actual Soul-Nourishing Lamp inside his coat.

He continued coughing, supporting himself as he walked to the door, where he saw Guan Qingchen returning with the medicine. He smiled weakly and said, "I'm fine now. I'm so sorry to have troubled you. Old people are just useless."

"I'll go back and rest for a bit."

Seeing his reaction, Guan Qingchen decided not to keep him any longer.

Guan Qingchen helped Li Qinghuai prepare to leave.

Jiang Si, who was meditating in the basement, opened her eyes, her gaze filled with a cold light.

Once you're here, leaving isn't so easy.

Just as they were about to step out, Jiang Si's voice came from behind: "Distinguished guests have come from afar, are you going to leave without even having a cup of tea?"

Others: "??"

Before anyone else could react, Jiang Si's whip lashed out and struck Li Qinghuai's hand.

Black smoke immediately rose from the back of his hand.

Guan Qingchen was thrown three zhang away, "What are you?"

Old Master Li is of course a human being, so the one in front of us must not be a human being.

Li Qinghuai was still the same Li Qinghuai, but the smile on his face looked strange no matter how you looked at it. "Master Jiang is indeed worthy of his reputation. You found out so quickly."

He gently wiped the back of his hand; the wisp of smoke that had been rising just moments before vanished in an instant.

"I'll have another chance to spar with Master Jiang another day. I won't keep you company today."

Jiang Si chuckled softly, "Did I say you could leave?"

"Or do you think I'm that stupid?"

"Now that you're here, you're not leaving!"

This back-and-forth conversation made Guan Qingchen quickly realize, "Holy crap, wasn't he just with Han Yunluo?!"

Without thinking twice, he rushed forward, but Li Qinghuai nimbly dodged him, his movements so fast that he didn't seem like an old man at all.

Qi Yan and She Zhang also rushed forward.

How dare he treat his sugar daddy/grandpa like that? He must be tired of living!

But it still got dodged, and they didn't forget to taunt:

"Young man, you still need to practice more."

With that, he turned and ran out the door.

The group was greatly alarmed, especially She Zhang.

He boasted of his exceptional talent, claiming to be far superior to Qi Yan, but now it seems that facing a formidable opponent, he and Qi Yan would meet the same fate.

Guan Qingchen, who entered the profession halfway through his career, is not worth including.

Li Qinghuai was very accurate in his calculations. He would grab the weapon and run, never lingering in battle. He could dodge the others, but he couldn't dodge Jiang Si. He didn't know what Jiang Si's whip was made of, but no matter where she swung it, it would accurately strike him.

And the wound will never heal.

He glared fiercely at Jiang Si.

"I advise you to come out now if you know what's good for you, or I'll beat you so badly you won't be able to be reincarnated in your next life!"

Jiang Si was even more ruthless than him.

Li Qinghuai's eyes were filled with disbelief. "Impossible! That person said you couldn't possibly hurt me!"

"How will they know my strength if I don't find a scapegoat!"

Jiang Si, losing patience, lashed out a few more times, causing the creature to howl in pain on the ground. Eventually, a monkey emerged from Li Qinghuai's body.

It has a large head and a small body, with a head full of white hair, a red dot on its forehead that corresponds to the red of its eyes, and three ears, one on top of its head. Its body is rather thin and covered with yellowish-brown hair.

It looks both strange and ugly.

The Soul-Nourishing Lamp that he had hidden in his bosom also fell out.

Guan Qingchen's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. She hurriedly ran forward and picked it up.

A wave of fear washed over me; Han Yunluo had almost disappeared.

He kicked the ugly monkey, yelling, "What are you?!"

Qi Yan and She Zhang immediately helped Li Qinghuai up. After the Three-Eared Monkey left Li Qinghuai's body, all the injuries on Li Qinghuai's body disappeared.

Jiang Si used the Demon-Slaying Whip, and Li Qinghuai was not a demon, so naturally he wouldn't get hurt.

However, he has suffered mental damage and is now quite old, so he is still in a coma.

Jiang Si scoffed, "This must be a descendant of the Six-Eared Macaque." She looked down at him with disdain, "Aren't you, or the people behind you, a little naive?"

"Do you really think you've gotten away with it unnoticed? I knew the moment you stepped in here."

"Now that you've come, I'll make sure you never return."

The Three-Eared Monkey finally became afraid, and said in a stern but weak voice: "If you dare to touch me, I am a member of the Six-Eared Monkey Clan. If you touch me, you will be making an enemy of the entire monkey clan."

Jiang Si didn't know whether to laugh at his naivety.

"Since you've done something like this, I think your clan naturally wants me to clean house for them."

Without saying a word, Jiang Si sent the dead monkey to its death.

"She Zhang, help me lose it."

"A dead monkey dares to act tough in front of me? Does it really think it's some rare animal that I wouldn't dare touch?"