You're bad, this is good as it gets

Your badness is just right for me

I don't want nobody perfect, no

I don't want a perfect existence.

——Quote from -DarkSide-PhoebeRyan

-1-

Miss M drank three and a half cups of super sweet milk tea in a row in the convenience store before she could regain some energy.

...Well, how should I put it, she wasn't exactly "exhausted".

It is impossible to completely exhaust a Banshee known as "Eternally Powerful" in the infinite world.

Even if every organ in her body was torn off and stuffed into a cement mixer one by one, Miss M would not be "exhausted". Even if she became a broken shadow, she would continue to crawl out of the mixing port with a big laugh.

-2-

However, intimacy and killing are two completely opposite things.

Miss M is used to cutting back when she's being cut by a knife, but if she kisses back when she's being kissed...

Um.

What will happen?

-3-

…she would be like she is now, slumped in front of the convenience store cashier with a sullen face, raising her hand to drink three and a half cups of brown sugar Bobo whipped coconut cookie milk, before she could barely have the energy to move.

Miss M is by no means used to this.

She madly traveled through thousands of time periods, the exact length of her existence being incalculable even using the velocity of parallel time and space—

But she had just started a boyfriend and was in love for the first time, and the relationship had lasted less than a month and a half in the system world.

She was not used to being kissed, licked, and those tempting and seductive invitations.

Miss M couldn't bear it mentally.

-4-

Even in the most fake stage of their "love", if she occasionally encountered his relatively enthusiastic treatment, she would be excited and happy for a whole week.

…But now it happens every day! Every day! Every night—it never stops—and this frequency of seeing things has lasted for a month—

Miss M's mood is still full of "hehehe" because of the dog ears the night before. Miss M's eyes are attracted to the earrings engraved with her ID code tonight. Miss M's hand will be held by him tomorrow night, and he will use the dagger to stab her

A beautiful flowing heart was drawn on his pale skin—

Too many.

It's so exciting.

Too... too tempting...

Please!

That was Little P with ears, Little P with her ID embedded in her earrings, Little P with a heart-shaped slash cut out of her collarbone with her own hands.

Damn it.

Why is her boyfriend such a psychopath who happily accepts all kinds of play, sees blood and pain as a gift to her, and even gets full pleasure from his own injuries?!

-5-

She really regretted it.

She shouldn't date a psychopath who's even crazier than herself.

...This is crazy, beautiful, every point, every action, every scene is so accurate that it hits all her XP... Not to mention ten short films, even a hundred short films can't compare to it...

Miss M really, really can't bear it.

-6-

Too exciting.

Her body could still hold on, but her spirit was almost drained.

It felt like riding a roller coaster hundreds of times over with human physical fitness - it was addictive, too addictive, too exciting, so much so that I was a little scared.

...At least there was a week's buffer period before. She had been fooling around with him for half a year and only got one stimulation at most.

…After an overly exciting and intense night, she saw that jerk who had calmly turned his back to her during the day, getting dressed and getting ready for work. She really—

"...What's wrong? I've cleaned it up, you shouldn't have a fever... Hmm."

The neatly dressed subordinate knelt on the bed sheet and put his hand on her cheek.

Same distance, same posture.

Miss M instantly hallucinated the bell that was dangling around his neck last night.

"...Your face is very red."

The subordinate frowned: "I'll go buy a thermometer."

-7-

For the first time in her life, Miss M felt herself blushing because of shyness: "..."

Fortunately, I am not a cartoon character, otherwise I would instantly turn into a big white goose and start screaming.

-8-

ah--

hateful--

Miss M swallowed this unprecedented "shyness" fiercely, and instantly transformed it into impotent rage.

She opened his hand with a sour face: "I'm fine! Banshees don't get fever! Go back to work! Do you believe that I can still chop you into pieces with my sword now?!"

Mr. P really didn't think about "whether she was shy". "Universe Collapse M is also an overly frank psychopath" was the consensus they reached when they became friends.

So after being scolded by her, Mr. P just withdrew his hand, feeling a little helpless.

"Of course I believe you can chop me up at any time. I'm very self-aware. But we were intimate last night, and within a few hours, you've become so cold."

Ms. M: "...How dare you mention 'coldness' to me! You're a psychopath who can precisely control the frequency and duration of your actions, and who still gets dressed and rushes to work every morning during this period!!"

Mr. P: Wow. To hear M call me a pervert one day.

He was a little curious and also a little happy, so he didn't pay attention to her bad tone. Instead, he smiled and kissed her bangs.

-9-

"Haven't I been working hard enough lately?"

The blond man kissed her and said this like a big dog seeking credit: "You've always wanted enthusiasm and positivity, so I've been working very hard lately, obeying your orders and trying to repay you for all the sweet words you said before."

"I'm just asexual, not indifferent to you. I can do whatever you want. As long as you keep saying sweet words like 'I only want you' to me, I will sincerely satisfy all your desires."

-10-

Ms. M: “…”

This is what makes her even more furious! !

Because this guy still wasn't aroused by her or tempted by her, and this guy seduced her every night not out of his own needs -

This guy was just so happy to hear what she said that night that he decided to seriously repay her with a professional attitude and by gathering all the information he could!!

-11-

He is truly a Genesis-like frigid person.

She's almost gone crazy, but she's still sexually apathetic.

...Screw the frigidity of ten thousand balls of yarn!!!

-12-

Miss M wanted to strangle him from the bottom of her heart, strangle him ten thousand times over, using a very simple and rough method that was not romantic at all, so as to really annoy this psychopath.

But the last time she "killed" him in a brutal way, she encountered a violent divorce storm and the famous saying "I'm going to the nightclub to play".

...The consequences are too terrible, so Miss M is still hesitant to do it.

So she had to suppress this idea again and again. It was also the first time in her life that she had to endure the concept of "patience". As a result, even during the day, when she was in his arms, she would have a sour face.

-13-

But Mr. P didn't mind her attitude.

A girlfriend with a sour face will also ask for kisses and hugs, and will also allow him to kiss and hug her.

Isn't that just a super cute little temper?

-14-

What's more, Mr. P is not the kind of bad guy who would go up to his girlfriend and tease her when he sees her throwing a tantrum. He (thinks he is) a good boy. He will always calmly comfort her with the snacks she wants, milk tea or "please don't be angry".

Then Miss M became even more angry because of his calm and peaceful attitude.

...Hmm. Well.

-15-

As for the result, it seems to be no different from "the bad guy who approaches and teases you in a mean way".

-16-

Moreover, Miss M no longer argued with him about his "sexual frigidity". First of all, she had been subjected to too much stimulation during this period, and she was full in every aspect. She hoped that he would become sexually frigid again.

Secondly, after that night, Mr. P seriously confessed to her about his childhood organ.

-17-

"I grew up in a place that was really disgusting in this regard. That place has probably soaked me for a very long time, and there is basically no possibility of completely erasing it. And like you, I have just started a serious relationship. I need time to slowly ease my instinctive resistance to this kind of thing" - he said.

He kissed her fingers earnestly and emphasized:

"I just hate sex. I crave you."

...Well, what else can Miss M say?

-18-

Who told her to find a psychopath with twisted thinking and clear logic?

He just can combine strange opposites smoothly.

Moreover, as for the details of the monastery, though he only mentioned them briefly...

Miss M could guess what was going on there.

So she could fully understand his resistance and was willing to wait patiently for him to ease up.

-19-

...Ah, I'm speechless. "Shy", "patience", "waiting patiently"... She has awakened to some outrageous things just by falling in love.

-20-

Miss M lazily lay in front of the cash register of the convenience store, staring out the window.

The dark night of system regulation has not yet arrived, but it is already time for system employees to get off work.

…Because she had been staying here all afternoon, drinking milk tea and daydreaming, X had been trembling with fear behind her for a long time. Just now, he entrusted the process of locking the door and closing the store to the robot and completely escaped.

I thought she didn't notice.

In fact, I discovered it, but I was just too lazy to pay attention to it.

She was stuck in spiritual sage time and thought about her love life for a long time.

Think deeply about it.

Although I haven't come to any specific conclusions... In the final analysis, I'm just thinking about Xiao P's recent daze...

-twenty one-

...Love is such a terrifying thing.

Much scarier than the Banshee.

-twenty two-

M bit the empty straw, threw the paper cup into the trash can, mercifully bypassed the working robot, and left the convenience store.

She walked straight towards Mr. P's parked car, while the elevator of the department building behind her was slowly lowering.

Miss M didn't look back. She used her fingerprint to authenticate the car door, sat in the passenger seat quite familiarly, and then turned on the car audio.

Her favorite nameless and wordless music flowed out.

Miss M yawned and tapped her fingers on her knees to the rhythm of the music.

-twenty three-

Until the driver's door was opened and Mr. P got in.

He said, “I’m off work.”

Ms. M: “Oh, congratulations on leaving get off work.”

Anyway, he will definitely leave work early at this time recently, after all, he has used his lunch break.

Because I want to come back to accompany her...

Miss M's fingers paused.

"Hey." She frowned and asked, "Why do you always leave work early lately?"

It's impossible that he is really so hungry and thirsty, this psychopathic frigid person.

Mr. P reached over and helped her buckle her seat belt.

-twenty four-

"Because I want to come back and be with you."

He said calmly, "I recently fell in love for the first time and I'm in the sticky and passionate stage."

Ms. M: “…”

Ms. M: "Could you be a little more enthusiastic next time when you say this kind of nonsense?"

Mr. P: "It's not nonsense, it's the truth. And you know my emotional expression is quite psychotic."

He unbuckled his seatbelt and kissed her cheek naturally.

"I'm very clingy to you."

...Okay, with a kiss, it can be considered as proof of the truth.

-25-

Miss M pushed him away, a little speechless: "If you want to kiss me, then kiss me. Why are you buckling and unbuckled?"

Although she herself hated wearing a seat belt, her subordinates insisted on doing it for her. This time, they unbuckled it after fastening it. This ineffective behavior was ridiculous for the meticulous Xiao P.

"I just suddenly changed my mind."

Mr. P looked at her, his red eyes dimming a little in the carriage. "I want to drive onto the mechanical train tracks in Area NO in seven minutes. We can try to be crushed into mud together. Isn't that romantic?"

……All right.

-26-

Miss M now believes that he really wants to stick to her recently.

...After all, he's still a clingy dog.

No matter how calm the attitude is, you can still see the wagging tail...

Big dogs or small dogs, they were all her dogs.

-27-

Miss M's mood suddenly brightened up, and she reached out and touched her boyfriend's golden hair, which was still shining in the dim carriage.

"This proposal is very romantic," she affirmed. "I will definitely try it with you if I have the chance."

"That……"

"But not today. Not today. I have plans."

oh.

-28-

Mr. P nodded and fastened her seat belt again. "I understand. So where are you meeting with the other colleagues? I'll take you there..."

Miss M slapped his hand away, tilted her head back and kissed him.

"I don't have any plans with my colleagues," she said grumpily. "I'm also in my first love right now, and I'm in the hot and sticky phase."

……oh.

Mr. P blinked: "So you want to..."

"This morning, while I was shopping online in my dorm, I snagged two tickets for a midnight movie. It's the movie you've always wanted to see but haven't had time to go to the theater lately because you've been working overtime."

Miss M pinched his face and said, "Come on, boyfriend, I'll take you to play the 'pure love date' that you have never played before, and then watch the midnight movie you have always wanted to watch at night. I will never leave you.

Sheets."

-29-

Mr. P was stunned.

So Miss M made a vicious "hehe" sound, poking two dimples at the corners of his mouth.

Mr. P thought she would respond wickedly, "You were just kidding. The expression of that dumbfounded puppy is so funny. How could I possibly take the initiative to suggest a pure date?"

But Ms. M actually added even more viciously: "I'm kidding, how could we not have sex? I've sacrificed money and time to accompany you on this 'pure date' that only lovers crave."

-30-

"But, uh, I've been feeling a bit... I'll just have one last roll, with some kissing and cuddling, and just the normal kind of roll."

-31-

It was neither bright nor dark outside the car window. The "off-get off work time" adjusted by the system did not imitate the transition between dawn and dusk in the normal world. In the sky, there were dark blue light spots flowing, which were similar to the data stream itself.

Miss M looked at Mr. P through the light spots outside the window, and her hand that was poking his dimples suddenly stopped.

The car music changed to a new song, and under the inorganic light, Mr. P's red eyes flashed.

He avoided her gaze.

And Miss M clearly saw that he blushed.

It's the kind of blush that comes from happiness, but also the kind of blush that comes from shyness.

-32-

The psychopath from [Eternal Calm] blushed because of her words "innocent date".

……Why? ?

-33-

"Okay...Okay, Miss M."

Mr. P seemed to have noticed something as well. He lowered his head rather awkwardly and fastened his seatbelt. "I understand... Let's go eat first..."

Miss M said solemnly, "Eat whatever you want."

Then Miss M stretched out her hands and quickly rushed over: "Little P, Little P—let me see—don't cover your face!"

“…I refuse…”

"The refusal is invalid! The boss rejected it!"