Is My Annoying Boss Stirring Up Trouble Today?

Mr. P is a good employee. Ms. M is a bad boss.

So, for ten years, she has said to him day after day: "Little P, nail polish, do my nails for me." "Little P, high heels, help me match them." "Little P, salary card, buy me a bag."

Later, she simplified it to: "Little P, hands." "Little P, shoes." "Little P, bag."

Mr. P felt she was training a dog. But he had no proof, so he could only obey. Moreover...

"Ms. M, please get off my lap." "Hehehe, no, not unless you give me a kiss." "Allow me to refuse." "Ah, then, Little P, do you prefer a French kiss or formaldehyde?"

...Moreover, he had never seen such a lunatic train a dog.

"No, Ms. M." The good employee gently told his bad boss, his tone as soft and harmless as it had been hundreds of times before: "I would rather soak in formaldehyde than touch your lips."

Note:

1. The female lead's brain is a bit problematic; please do not project this onto reality.2. The male lead isn't exactly normal either, but overall he's a good person (probably).3. This is a strange love story between two lunatics, leaning towards a lighthearted daily style. Aside from the protagonists' mental state, it's an absolute sweet treat; feel free to enjoy it.4. It's a pseudo-horror style that is absolutely not scary! Cowards can watch without worry!