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go to school.
...For a student who doesn't love studying, this must be the most nightmarish word.
Of course, as they grow up and enter society... they will gradually realize that there are many more terrifying words than "school".
For example, "overtime".
For example, "deadline".
For example, "adjustment of leave".
For example, "redo".
For example...
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"boss".
——According to an anonymous and terrifying maintenance department employee with 49 years of service, this is the most nightmarish word, no doubt about it.
"You know, the day before yesterday, I was ordered to accompany her to an important meeting... Oh, yes, that one, the one that gathered so many Source bosses, it's said that the slightest mistake could destroy the multidimensional universe..."
The anonymous employee did not ask to have his face censored during the interview. "Everyone knows there's only one ordinary employee in the Horror Maintenance Department. The anonymity guaranteed by your magazine is actually meaningless," he pointed out directly.
However, the 3131th issue of the gossip magazine "System Reinstallation" published by the Operations Department still had his face covered with thick mosaics.
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Perhaps it was because when the employee was interviewed, he was already wearing a red mosaic that the reporters couldn't bear to look at.
Moreover, even the thick mosaic could not hide the intelligent robot stuck in his head.
...Yes. Intelligent robots.
It hit this employee's head.
It was still pumping out engine oil.
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"...Yes, we shuttled back and forth through countless worlds, constantly adjusting our course, constantly keeping an eye on changing coordinates... I took my superior, leaping through different spatial chains for approximately... Hmm, to put it simply, is this just gossip magazine?... Okay, you can understand it as me and my superior leaping through the universe a distance of 80 million light-years, maintaining a distance of approximately... Uh, still not clear enough? Don't understand the concept of a light-year? Okay, let me put it another way... a little easier to understand..."
The anonymous employee pondered for a moment, using his famous good temper and great patience.
Then he said, "The process of going to the meeting was like driving my boss for 37 hours straight on an overpass in a famous mountain city in the Sichuan and Chongqing regions."
reporter:"……"
The reporter was in awe.
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“So, when I arrived at the hotel where the conference was held, I wasn’t exhausted, but I wasn’t at all ‘energized’ either…”
The anonymous employee waved his hand and said, "Before I even had time to unpack, my boss gave me a surprise."
"She immediately destroyed the hotel's intelligent robot because it ignored her when it went upstairs to deliver food and only delivered food to the next room."
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reporter:"……"
Reporter: "How do I remember that the hotel's intelligent robots are only responsible for delivering takeout orders from guests..."
"right."
"So, the takeaway she ordered hasn't been delivered to the hotel yet... or maybe she didn't order it at all..."
“No.”
"...So, even the metal shell of the intelligent robot couldn't transform into the takeout she requested..."
"It can't change."
“…”
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The anonymous employee ended the interview with a sunny smile.
"So, I had to start right away, dealing with the robot incident she caused. After that, I went to deal with the incident caused by the Source boss who lived next door and didn't get the robot takeout he was looking forward to. After that, I dealt with it again... Ahahaha... I still haven't finished dealing with everything today... Did you notice?"
Reporter: I can see that.
After all, you have a face full of mosaics and a robot on your head.
"So, if I had to answer 'most nightmare word', it would definitely be boss."
The anonymous employee ended the interview with a bright smile: "But I chose this boss of my own free will and volunteered to work for him. It wasn't forced, nor was it against my will."
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But you emphasized it twice, and it sounded like you were forced.
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From the above interview records, we can see that having a resentful boss is such an... indescribable thing.
In the 199th world, the security guard at the school gate closed the 3131st issue of the "System Reinstallation" gossip magazine and agreed with it.
As expected of a famous magazine circulated throughout the world, each column is so profound and so reasonable.
Especially the interview with Mr. "I voluntarily work overtime for my boss (pseudonym)".
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As the NPC with the longest service in the 199 world, with 72 years of service, this security guard has been sitting on the bench for 70 years.
Well, how should I put it——
World 199 was originally a small world derived from World 198. The scope of this world was only this school, and the final boss was just a male student who died in a fire.
Rather than opening his own world and using it to kill people indiscriminately, this male undead prefers to hide himself, wandering in the 198 worlds, and using his undead powers to peek under girls' skirts.
...very disgusting, but not evil. He's a boss that's both disgusting and harmless.
So the security guard, a relatively ferocious undead, has been sitting on the bench in the closed little world for 70 years. He can't eat people or undead, and he can't even raise a stray dog.
Therefore, the security guard is well-versed in history and has been searching high and low. After learning about the existence of the system world, he learned about the existence of many more worlds. In recent years, he has become more and more Buddhist.
It doesn’t matter if people can’t eat. It would be so nice to sit in the security booth, drink tea, sleep and read magazines.
The security guard, the evil spirit, and the old man are so Buddhist that they are almost saving themselves.
What else can he do if his boss refuses to open a small world to eat people? He doesn't have the ability to drill through the world himself to eat people.
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In recent years, the only person who could make this old man break his Buddhist appearance and show his evil fangs was his boss.
...Although the security guard likes to eat people, he is also a conservative man at heart.
The conservative uncle has been watching his boss for seventy years, puffing his mouth to blow up the skirt of a good girl in reality, history.
What are you doing! Instead of chewing on the girl's bones, you go and blow up her skirt and take the opportunity to stick your eyes on her and look around!
My boss is so disgusting! So vulgar! He doesn't do his job properly!
…But I haven’t eaten a human to replenish my energy in seventy years. No matter how much experience I gain, I can’t beat my wretched boss… I can only endure it, endure it desperately, endure it with all my strength…
The old man could only sit in the security booth, reading magazines that resonated with him and shaking his head.
It's too disgusting to look at and too unbearable to look back on.
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Having a resentful boss is really...
“Rustle—rustle—”
As the school broadcast sounded, the school gate outside the security room suddenly became lively.
"Here I am."
New student.
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The security guard put down the magazine, picked up the flashlight and stick hanging on the wall, and walked out with a staggering step.
A group of new students were standing outside the school gate. They were huddled together, carrying their schoolbags, their bodies shaking like sieved chaff, as if they were lambs that knew they were about to be slaughtered.
The students' faces were blue, white, and gray, and they were extremely lively.
...A few years ago, that rubbish boss seemed to have met a beautiful female ghost from another world...After being completely bewitched by that female ghost, he finally came to his senses.
Not only did it open the door to the 199 world, but it also recruited so many new students.
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The security guard sniffed. It was a long time since he last smelled the breath of a living person. It smelled so good.
He grinned, ignoring the maggots crawling out and the screams of some students.
"Everyone line up, I'll open the door right away. The teachers are already waiting inside..."
The security guard staggered to the door, opened the iron gate with his unbroken hand, and repeated the words he had memorized thousands of times.
"Don't bring your cell phone to school. It will be detected during the inspection. If it's found, it will be confiscated. Contact your homeroom teacher to come and get it. No negotiation... Also, eat breakfast standing outside the school. No colored drinks or snacks allowed. Open your backpacks and behave yourself... If you're caught bringing any other prohibited items into school, we'll..."
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A young female student's teeth were chattering.
"What will happen?"
The security guard turned his head and looked at her.
He grinned. "Then you won't be allowed into the school. You'll be sent to take the entrance exam. And I won't be sending you there. Anyone with prohibited items will be forced to take the exam immediately. You students... you don't want to take exams, right?"
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Of course not.
An exam written in black and white is painful enough, not to mention this "exam" spoken by a security guard with maggots all over his face and broken limbs.
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But the "students" have no choice - no matter who they are, as long as they come here, as long as they enter this school, they have to abide by the rules and become a "student."
Students in society... no, students in front of school, have no ability to resist.
Young and weak, innocent and naive.
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The students could only lower their heads, hold their backpacks tightly, and walk towards the gate step by step.
Under the careful inspection of the security guard.
"Knife? ...Forget it this time, just throw it into the box next to you. Hurry up and go to morning self-study."
"Poker cards? You're so young and you only know how to gamble and have fun... Put the cards in the security room and forget it this time."
"Why are your nose and tears all mixed up? There's a dirty spot on your cheek... Okay, stop shaking. You don't have to take the test. Go wipe your face clean before you come in..."
"You too, you ate an egg-filled pancake standing at the school gate. Don't try to be so cunning."
It seems that no students were found to have violated the rules?
Could it be... an NPC that looks scary but is actually very easy to talk to?
The students who had already entered the school gate breathed a sigh of relief, and the students crowded at the back tried their best to squeeze forward.
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"...You? Wait, stop."
The crowd suddenly stopped.
The security guard slowly placed his hands, which were covered with corpse spots, on the female student's shoulders.
It was the female student who had just spoken with trembling voice.
"You... the monitor of Class 1, Grade 1... Zhang Qianqian, right? What's that bag hidden in your school uniform?"
Zhang Qianqian shuddered.
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"Uncle, it's milk tea."
She cried, "My stupid ex-boyfriend... No, no, my friend bought it for me with her pocket money. I came in here before I could drink it... Come on, come to school, I'll pour it out now..."
milk tea?
No.
The security guard sniffed.
There is an alluring scent... brought from the outside world... from a place beyond this world.
Who was this little girl's friend? Did her friend know someone? This alluring, plump, and fresh scent...
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That's impossible... In this shabby place of his... would there be the legendary system staff to interfere?
-twenty two-
The security guard couldn't help but get excited.
It had only been mentioned by those terrifying evil spirits when they were bragging about the system employees' extremely tender taste.
Compared to humans...more...more...
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"You. Violated the rules. Go take the test."
Zhang Qianqian held the milk tea and began to tremble violently.
It couldn't help licking its lips: "Unless you tell me, your friend is——"
"Ah, it's me."
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One hand suddenly hugged squad leader Qianqian, and the other hand quickly snatched the milk tea from her hand.
"I've been looking for you for a long time, Qianqian. So you're here... Oh, isn't this the milk tea I bought? Thank you for holding it for me."
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
No, it was obviously bought for me by my stupid ex-boyfriend using the pocket money he saved for two weeks!
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Anger overwhelmed fear for a moment, and she raised her head and shouted, "Who are you——"
But the anger was stuck in the next second.
A particularly well-behaved girl with black hair and black eyes was wearing a student uniform similar to hers. She was sipping milk tea and fluttered her long and dense eyelashes when she heard the words.
The puppy that was held on the girl's head and lay on her hair with a look of despair on its face also blinked its eyes, and weakly waved its paw at her as if waving a hand, with a somewhat apologetic expression on its face.
The apology was particularly vivid and skillful. The blue puppy eyes were round and clear, and they drooped slightly when he apologized.
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
Zhang Qianqian was stunned.
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“…No, you’re welcome!”
"Okay~"
"I'll give you all the milk tea!!"
"Okay~"
"Can I stroke the top of your head...?"
Miss M slurped and took a big sip of pearls.
She laughed: "No."
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The security guard on the side: "..."
The security guard standing by was also stunned.
"Classmate! You! You! Why do you have a…"
"Um?"
The other party was too righteous and confident, and it was too righteous for him to chew pearls in front of the school security guard - the security guard couldn't help but stutter.
"Students are not allowed to bring dogs to school! Put your dog in my security booth and then stand by the wall as punishment!"
"Oh. No."
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