The Fat Little Prodigal

"Chirp~?"

While a few people were talking with the shop owner, Fei Qiu, who couldn't sit still, was attracted by the swaying willow branches outside the window.

The fur ball flew out happily, jumped around on the dark branches, and chirped happily, just like a very elastic little dumpling.

"Ah! What's that on the tree?"

Suddenly, a cry was heard from below, and the camera turned and stopped on the face of a young lady under the tree.

Although her appearance was only delicate, she wore many water-colored pearls and jades on her head, which made her look elegant and noble.

Fatty tilted his head.

"Second Miss, it's a cat, a kind of bird."

The servant beside the young lady whispered, guessing what the master meant, and asked tentatively: "Shall I catch it for you?"

The young lady shook her head vigorously, and the pearls in her hair swayed, shining beautifully in the sunset.

She raised her chin slightly and said, "Go get some bird food to lure it down. It's such a small creature, don't let your rough hands and feet hurt it."

After giving the order, she looked up and continued to look at the fur ball on the branch. Coincidentally, the little bird was still facing her and seemed to be staring at her as well.

Is it an illusion?

Only the audience who are familiar with Little Fatty's preferences know that this is not an illusion.

[Her hair was covered with pearls and jade, and the fat guy couldn't even move when he saw it. ]

[This is so funny, lady, come quickly, your fat guy is trying to pick up girls again!!]

The narrator then begins:

"While on the road, the group mistakenly entered a small town with a gloomy atmosphere. It was said that a wealthy businessman in the town had died in his home not long ago, and important treasures were stolen."

"The group had no intention of getting involved in this incident, but due to the accident of the prodigal son, they had to enter."

[Oh no, there is a big problem with Fatty! ! ]

[Quick, Jiubao, go back to your room. We don’t want this one! I’ll ask Miss to buy it for you later!]

[Although this should be a plot-based killing, it must be involved in the incident, otherwise where is the main plot of this world? ]

[That's right, because with the Taoist priest around, everyone else will give way, only Feichu can act as the fuse of the incident. ]

But he was a stranger after all, and no matter how much he liked the beautiful pearls, Feiqiu did not approach him like before. Instead, he stood silently on the tree branch and stared at the person, oh no, at the pearls.

Just as the audience breathed a sigh of relief, something unexpected happened on the screen.

——But it was not Feijiu who flew down to look for someone, but the window on the second floor was suddenly closed.

Bang!

Fatty:!

The fur ball shuddered, turned his head to look at the tightly closed window with a bit of disbelief, and his down feathers puffed up slightly.

The little head looked left and right, and looked again and again, and looked around seven or eight times before it was finally sure that the carved window sill was tightly closed and there was no room for it to get in or out.

There is great confusion in those small eyes.

Audience: Uh uh.

After a few days, the audience who were somewhat familiar with the character of this little fat bird quickly smoothed over:

[Um, Jiubao, let's calm down...]

[It was an accident. It must have been caused by the wind! ]

“Chirp, chirp!”

Fatty couldn't hear it and looked very angry.

It jumped off the tree like a fluffy cannonball and landed on the lady's head.

"oops!"

The young lady exclaimed, and the next second she quickly dismissed those who came to protect her, with an unstoppable smile on her face: "I wanted to seduce you with food, but you took the initiative to deliver it to me."

The added weight on her head was nothing compared to her jewels and jade. If it weren't for the little bird walking on it from time to time, she would have thought that the bird had flown away.

"Oh my, if it weren't for the death of someone in the Wang family, I would really want to show off to my sisters." The young lady muttered to herself, "What did I lose? Day after day, I haven't had a day of peace..."

"Chirp~"

The little bird above her head chirped and then nested peacefully on her head.

The young lady then smiled and said, "Let's not talk about such unlucky things. I got a beautiful bird today and I'm in a good mood. I'll give one month's salary to all those who serve me today."

The servants around responded happily and escorted the second young lady away.

Shortly after they left, several guests hurriedly came to the inn.

"It passed through so many mountains and forests on the way, but it chose to run in a town with people. I really don't understand this bird! It doesn't know the danger at all!" Ye Shuyu was angry and anxious, and urged the Taoist priest to use his power quickly, "Before it gets dark, let's find it and bring it back!"

Lu Qinghe also said: "Thank you for your help, Taoist Priest."

After spending a few days with her, she began to like the bird. Not only was it cute in appearance, but it was also lively and lovable, which was different from other birds.

Lu Qinghe had long regarded it as a special friend and didn't want anything to happen to it.

"Hold on."

Taoist Qingheng held the disc in his hand, and the wooden pointer moved slowly on it, finally pointing firmly in a certain direction.

When the result came out, he looked at Ye Shuyu first: "If you go this way, you will definitely not be able to escape this disaster."

Ye Shuyu spread his hands and said, "Forget it. There is no one in the world who can really stay out of trouble. Young people don't have to be timid."

Lu Qinghe looked at her: "Miss Ye, your words are different from what you said just now."

"hehe……"

The girl covered her face and gritted her teeth, "That's because I thought none of us had friends who would cause trouble! But I forgot there was a bird that yearned for freedom!"

The second rule of Jianghu is, if you have a good friend who you are reluctant to give up and who is often involved in trouble, then forget the first rule and just go into Jianghu with him/her!

After all, you have to help the friends you have chosen even if it means crying!

Following the direction indicated by the circular needle, they found a magnificent manor with a plaque that read "Li Mansion". It seemed to be the house of a wealthy family.

"He really knows how to find a place..." Ye Shuyu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that he didn't point to the ditch or wilderness that he was worried about. Then he muttered angrily, "Is he looking for some pretty girl's earrings again and chasing after me?"

Taoist Qing Heng shook his head solemnly: "No, this is the first time that the psychic has taken the initiative to act, there must be a deep meaning behind it."

He looked at Ye Shuyu in disapproval and said, "Don't treat it as an ordinary bird. It's so childish!"

Ye Shuyu: ...

I kind of want to hit someone.

Lu Qinghe pursed his lips and tried to show his support: "Uh, what does the Taoist priest mean by deep meaning?"

"I told a fortune while I was on the road." Taoist Qing Heng looked at the gate ahead with a serious expression, "But I can't see the outcome of this trip clearly."

"I am the most gifted disciple in my master's sect, and I can predict everything. Apart from my own destiny, I have never been obscured by the fog. Someone must be playing tricks on me."

Ye Shuyu: "...I don't understand. Please explain it more clearly."

Taoist Qing Heng gave her a look of disdain, as if to say "a rotten tree cannot be carved", and finally said calmly: "I suspect that there is a Taoist priest who is more experienced than me behind this matter."

Ye Shuyu rubbed his solar plexus painfully: "Why is there another Taoist priest? Forget it, forget it. Just tell me, are we in danger this time?"

She patted Lu Qinghe's shoulder and said, "If there's any danger, don't follow us. Go back to the inn. If we haven't come back tomorrow, you can leave first!"

"I……"

Lu Qinghe avoided her gaze and wanted to say that he was willing to follow, but for some reason, he did not refuse Ye Shuyu's arrangement in the end.

At this time, the Taoist priest spoke again:

"You two don't look like you're in danger of a bloody disaster..."

"What on earth do you want to say?!"

Before he could finish his words, Ye Shuyu, whose mood was fluctuating greatly, interrupted him directly.

Before the Taoist priest could reply, the door in front of him, which had been tightly closed, opened a crack, and a servant asked them, "Excuse me, who are you three?"

Three people: ...

Well, now I can’t leave.

Several people were invited into Li's house.

Coincidentally, the master of the Li Mansion was having a meal. When he heard that three people from the martial arts world had come to the door, he was delighted and took the initiative to greet them.

"Could it be that these warriors saw the notice I posted and took the initiative to take it down?"

This is the sentence at the beginning.

Thinking quickly, Ye Shuyu replied, "Yes, I came to visit the Li Mansion to have a detailed chat with Mr. Li."

Master Li was a short and fat middle-aged man. He sighed when he heard this: "My Li Mansion doesn't want to meddle in other people's business. We don't care if the Wang family goes bankrupt, but that family relies on the fact that the dead are the most important. They make trouble in the market all day long and search homes everywhere, causing panic among the people. My restaurant business can't continue!"

Uh ah, that’s really the case!

Ye Shuyu wailed inwardly, but remained calm on the surface as he continued, "Yeah, I understand. But what exactly do you want us to do?"

Master Li looked around, dismissed the servants, and then spoke in a low voice: "The kind of poison that the coroner can't find out, I think it only exists in the martial arts world. If I tell them that it was done by those big shots, I think the Wang family won't dare to make trouble anymore."

Ye Shuyu also lowered his voice: "Master Li wants us to 'find out' whether it was the gangsters who did it?"

Mr. Li clapped his hands: "Yes, yes! It means 'find out'!"

This isn't that difficult... Just say no. Those big shots don't care whether they have another grudge.

However, remembering the fundamental purpose of his trip, Ye Shuyu took this opportunity to quickly ask: "By the way, has Master Li seen a cat?"

"Oh my! Is that the pet of the brave men?" Mr. Li immediately thought of the bird that his two daughters had brought back with them, and he quickly apologized, "I'm really sorry, my daughter was naughty and brought back your pet by mistake."

"Nothing, nothing, just come back."

A quarter of an hour later, Miss Li picked up the fat bird that was stuffed into the birdcage and handed it back to the three people with reluctance in her eyes.

Looking at the beautiful pearls and jade on the young lady's head, several people said: ...

Ye Shuyu: "It's not earrings, it's pearls and jade."

Lu Qinghe: "Ah, is it because we have been wearing too plain clothes these days?"

Taoist Qingheng: "No, it shouldn't be like that. There must be some other deeper meaning behind it..."

“Chirp~!”

The fat bird, who forgave the people for closing the window because he didn't like bird cages, stepped on the top of the bird cage when he saw the familiar people, and flapped its wings pitifully at the people. The moment the bird cage was opened, he immediately flew back to Ye Shuyu's shoulder, with lingering fear on his feathers.

Narrator:

"Although they were forced to get involved, they were more concerned about the safety of the prodigal son."

"The two girls are secretly jealous of each other, but I care about them and still admire them."

"Only Miss Li, who had a fleeting romance, was secretly worried."

[Ah! ! ]

[The two girls seem more like old mothers who are worried about their silly children being abducted ()]

[The root cause is that you guys locked Feichu out of the window! Feichu was not wrong! ]

[The Taoist priest’s self-Dihua really made me laugh to death, and the most important thing is that he was talking to a fat Dihua goose! ! ]

Mr. Li intended to invite several people to stay in his mansion, but they had already booked an inn and were too lazy to run again, so they declined the invitation and only said that they would fulfill the task they had originally promised after the peace talks tomorrow.

Not long after walking out of the Li Mansion, Ye Shuyu grabbed Feiqiu's two small paws and stuffed it into the birdcage that he had just asked Miss Li Er for.

Fatty:!

Fatty: “Chirp, chirp!”

The furry ball fluttered in the cage, and responded with fierce pecks at the human's hand that was extended to comfort him.

Ye Shuyu retracted his hand and said with a headache: "Little Ancestor, calm down. Aren't we afraid that you will fly around again?"

Fatty: “Chirp chirp!!”

Taoist Qing Heng disagreed: "It didn't fly away in the past few days, why put it in a cage now?"

Feijiu jumped and turned to look at him: "Huujiu!"

Lu Qinghe also said carefully: "Mi Gao has just been locked in a cage, so he must not like it."

Feijiu jumped and turned to look at her: "Chirp!"

Both sides supported her, and Maotuanzi suddenly gained confidence. She jumped again and turned to the right side, angrily yelling at the person who was carrying her: "Chirp, chirp, chirp!"

Ye Shuyu could only surrender and flatter him: "Okay, okay, then don't fly around! Who out there is going to feed you so many delicious foods and keep you warm?"

But after letting Fatty out, the little bird still stood on the cage and jumped around, calling out non-stop, and no one knew what it was trying to do.

It was not until Ye Shuyu tentatively deflated the exquisite birdcage and threw it away that the little guy left contentedly and fell into her neck to rub against her affectionately.

The three thought the matter was over, but when they returned to the inn, they saw the fat little bird standing by the carved window again, chirping fiercely.

Ye Shuyu had a vague guess, could it be that she had closed the window at random and locked the little guy out? !

Thinking about the vengeful nature of this furry boy, Ye Shuyu felt guilty and drew the soft sword from his waist like coaxing a child, and pretended to hit the window through the scabbard.

"Ahem... a broken window! It locked our little bird out! How bad!"

Fatty: “Chirp~!”

Its eyes lit up visibly and, as if to cheer, the little fat chirp hopped around beside it, chirping and flapping its wings.

After the punishment window was over, it flew contentedly to the girl's shoulder, and snuggled up to her neck obediently and submissively, warm and soft.

Kiss~

Ye Shuyu: ...

Hiss, you forgave her already? And you're still trying to please her, which is rare? ?

Ah, the feeling of guilt when you trick a crying child into giving him a candy and then being praised by the child...

In the live broadcast room, a narrator came out to explain the plot, which roughly told the story of a prodigal son who was unconditionally tolerated by the people around him, who allowed him to develop freely even though they were afraid that he would make mistakes again.

[Hmm... Why not? ]

[Choobao is so easy to coax, so easy to trick and so easy to coax. I wish God would give me a fat Choo like this! ! ]

[It's very harsh in front, but I have the three rights! ]

[So it has to be a fat bird. You see, even if the bird is willful, people can still tolerate it~]

[This is Jiubao. He doesn't like being caged. He doesn't like being locked outside the window. Hurry! Coax him!]

[I only remember objects and not people when I hold grudges. I don’t allow anyone to say that this is such a good little bird! ! ]

Feeling guilty, Ye Shuyu had a dreamless night.

The next morning, even though she had to wade into this muddy water, she didn't feel like blaming Fei Qiu. She just thought that life is unpredictable and she should just let it take its course.

It was just a task similar to that of a coroner, so it shouldn't be dangerous, so Lu Qinghe was also in the team.

I don’t know how the people from the Li Mansion in front negotiated with the Wang family, but after a quarter of an hour of stalemate, they were allowed into the mourning hall.

As they walked, Ye Shuyu asked Lu Qinghe: "Have you seen a dead person? Are you afraid?"

Lu Qinghe lowered his eyes, but said: "I have seen it before, so I am not afraid."

Ye Shuyu was a little skeptical and asked, "Have you ever seen someone die suddenly from poisoning?"

Lu Qinghe's eyes wandered: "I've only seen this kind..."

Ye Shuyu stood in awe.

I don’t know where this Jiaojiao young lady is from, and she has such a strange resume.

Because the mourning hall was eerie, Feiqiu took off her earrings shortly after entering and got into the girl's collar, leaving only her little white head that was turning around.

Occasionally, it would scratch people's neck with its claws, which would make them feel extremely itchy.

The same goes for Changwei. I don’t know what he’s excited about, but he keeps shaking. He’s really an annoying little goblin.

"Don't make me laugh in this situation."

Ye Shuyu warned softly and threatened secretly: "Otherwise, I will confiscate all your Sui Sui when I go back!"

Fatty:!

The originally moving Pipichu immediately turned into a static and obedient one, like a felt doll.

After a few words, the coffin in front was opened and a chill air came out.

Looking inside, I saw a middle-aged man with a gray complexion lying there. His lips were blue and purple. He looked horrible, as if he would explode in the next second.

The three people had different expressions.

Surprise, fear, and horror.

Hey, I'm happy to have a little gold stamp! I stamped this healing little sweet post~

Suddenly, an idea came to my mind that the rabbit bravely enters the infinite flow. Of course, it is not a real infinite flow, but for the timid rabbit, the normal world of human beings is a bizarre infinite flow world in its eyes, and then all kinds of "monsters" open back doors for it and pet the rabbit.

There is another idea that I have thought of before, writing about the North American white wolf, a dream wolf, an extinct animal. The original work is probably the kind of redemption story, although it looks ferocious and brutal (the North American white wolf is a giant wolf), countless people are eager to save it (the animal protection organization found a single surviving wolf and their eyes turned green, which is unquestionable), and even the army came to protect it (refer to the experience of the only male white rhino in reality).

Add to that the previously mentioned meal partner, the big and small panda (the real and fake young master plus the variety show explosion and other plots), there are three brain holes in total, and I will put them at the end of the fat chirp for everyone to choose~