The Fat Little Prodigal
The fat chick hanging upside down on the earrings:?
Having just received a beautiful pendant, the little fellow was in a very good mood. Instead of standing obediently on the girl's shoulders, he grabbed the earrings with his claws and swung on the swing in an upside-down position.
Suddenly some light came in, and it subconsciously raised its head to look. In its big eyes looking at people, there was an inexplicable flash of clear stupidity.
Taoist Priest: ...
His expression was blank for a moment, but he still tried to convince himself: "You, you are it!"
Fatty: “Chirp~?”
After staring into those small eyes for a long time, the Taoist priest couldn't help but cover his face in pain, muttering to himself: "But why do you appear in this posture..."
Fatty: “Chirp~?”
The audience died of laughter after a brief moment of confusion:
【Chuchu, I don’t know. 】
[The child is having a great time! Don’t disturb him! ]
[This Taoist priest is quite capable. What he said was about the live broadcast room! It’s terrifying to think about it! ! ]
[Oh yeah, the so-called "other side" doesn't refer to us, right? What the hell! Breaking the third wall?! ]
The narrator explains:
"As a charming playboy, he not only won the hearts of girls, but also attracted followers of the same sex with his aura."
"The young Taoist priest whose background is suspected to be something he is carrying is one of them."
[Oh~ So he is actually the kind of younger brother that Long Aotian was so angry that he recognized a talent and came to him on his own initiative! ]
[No, if he said that to a person it would be barely reasonable, but saying such a chuunibyou thing to a furry little ball is really funny hahaha! ]
[Oh no, Fatty has become a psychic! ]
[Look, the Taoist priest is also dumbfounded, this is different from the script he got! ]
[Do you want to be a little brother of a fat guy? Hahahaha. ]
"Uh..." Ye Shuyu came back to his senses from the initial shock, and quickly took Lu Qinghe to the side a few steps, explaining in a low voice, "It's normal to run into a few third-rate Taoist priests who talk nonsense when traveling in the world. Ignore them and just walk away."
Lu Qinghe said: "Oh, oh."
“Don’t leave!”
The Taoist priest immediately stopped the two of them, his expression returning to seriousness: "Every word I said is true! Although I don't know why it appears in this form... but it is the psychic guided by the vision!"
Ye Shuyu covered his forehead and said helplessly: "Master, what do you want to do?"
"You don't believe me?" The Taoist frowned, showing a little dissatisfaction, but looking at the crowd around them who seemed to be attracted by their movements, he reluctantly suppressed his dissatisfaction, "Well, ordinary people really can't understand the mystery of this place. But it doesn't matter, I just need to do a little divination, and I can convince you."
Ye Shuyu:?
Ye Shuyu's fist hardened: "What on earth do you want to do? Speak human language!"
The Taoist priest lowered his voice and said, "Let's find a quiet place and talk in detail."
Ye Shuyu: ...
She held Lu Qinghe's hand and continued to walk out: "Today I have learned a lot. There are actually such deceptive tricks."
Lu Qinghe echoed: "Well, it's worthy of being the Jianghu!"
【Hahahahahaha I am dying of laughter!!】
[The only victim after Feichu replaced the male protagonist Long Aotian - the Taoist priest who followed the plot of the original work. 】
[Another point is that this Taoist priest is too young. If he were an elderly person with a celestial bearing, perhaps people would believe him a little more.]
"Two girls, please stay!"
A voice called out from behind, getting closer and closer, it turned out to be the Taoist priest catching up with him again.
Before Ye Shuyu could send him away, he spoke quickly: "You are a disciple of a hidden sect who is out for training. You are the youngest and you have four senior sisters above you. Is that right or not?!"
Ye Shuyu: ...
Ye Shuyu: "It's bad, you still have some skills."
But she still felt bad about the Taoist priest mistaking Feichu for a psychic.
The Taoist priest said seriously: "I can tell you everything about the psychic one by one. If everything matches, it can prove that what I said is true!"
Ye Shuyu: "Hmm..."
Lu Qinghe: "I want to listen!"
Ye Shuyu: “Hmm…Hmm?!”
Being looked at by her, the delicate young lady's face suddenly became hot, and she said shyly: "This is the first time I've seen such a thing, I'm really curious, if there is any danger, then I won't listen."
"Miss Lu, curiosity is the most dangerous thing in the world!" After teaching with great pain, Ye Shuyu turned around and said, "But I am also a little curious. I will trust you for once. Let's go into the teahouse and chat for a while."
So the three of them walked back to the teahouse.
As soon as he sat down, the Taoist priest got straight to the point:
"It was not loved by its relatives before and always lived alone, right or not?"
Ye Shuyu: "...I guess so."
Thinking of the scene in which a fat little bird shivered in the cold weather and flew towards her to keep warm, she nodded with a complicated expression.
"It saved your life, you treasure it like a treasure, right?"
Ye Shuyu: “That’s right.”
That’s indeed true, but I always feel like something is wrong and I’m scratching my head.
"It has a reckless and frivolous temperament, and only has a moment of tenderness towards you, is it?"
Ye Shuyu: "...That's too much! If you raise a sparrow, it will get pecked!!"
She began to suspect that this Taoist priest who was talking nonsense was secretly taking revenge on her by poking her in the heart.
The audience almost died of laughter at this development:
【Hahahahaha what is this, what is this, this has become a complete comedy script! 】
[I am dying of laughter. Is this the narration entering reality? Wake up! The script has been changed now! Goose goose goose! ! ]
[Everything is correct...but it really sounds like nonsense!!]
Although the last one was not very credible, the first two were obviously not something that could be inferred easily, so Ye Shuyu was a little hesitant.
But psychic?
Three pairs of eyes all turned towards the furry ball hanging on the wind chime on the door frame.
Fatty tilted his head: "Chirp~?"
It didn't understand what was going on, and just flapped its wings hard, trying to grab the beautiful wind chimes on the door panel, just like a big white moth stuck in the corner.
It's really stupid!!
After a while, Ye Shuyu said, "I think you are still mistaken, really."
Lu Qinghe nodded silently.
Taoist Priest: ...
The corners of his mouth twitched, and his facial expressions changed for a long time. Finally, he said with a sigh, "I am willing to go with it until I understand the meaning of the astrology!"
The two girls opposite had complicated expressions and sat closer to each other.
Lu Qinghe asked in a low voice: "What should we choose now? I'll listen to you, Miss Ye."
"…If you don't take advantage, you'll lose." Ye Shuyu whispered to the eldest lady, "His martial arts are not as good as mine, but he still has the ability to tell fortunes. With him telling fortunes, I think we'll be safer along the way."
Lu Qinghe replied in a low voice: "To have such an adventure, this is indeed the Jianghu, it's even more interesting than the storybooks!"
After reaching a consensus, they asked the Taoist priest's name.
"My Taoist name is Qing Heng." Without saying who his teacher was, Taoist Qing Heng turned to ask the two of them, "Where are the two girls?"
Ye Shuyu mentioned both of their names, but because Lu Qinghe deliberately concealed his identity, she only told her own origins.
Lu Qinghe was a little curious: "Doesn't the Taoist priest know how to tell fortunes? Can't he tell our names and identities?"
"For things like this, those who are willing will naturally speak out, and those who are unwilling will only waste their energy even if they divine..." Taoist Qingheng said, but suddenly looked at Ye Shuyu and smiled delicately, "However, I can remind Miss Ye of one thing, the disciples of Youlan Valley who go out for training have always been generous."
Ye Shuyu:?
She was furious: "Impossible, I earn my own travel expenses!"
Taoist Qingheng said nothing, but just looked at her with a smile.
The faces of the senior sisters who were particularly attentive before leaving but only gave him a lot of useless tassels flashed through his mind, and then their rosy faces when they returned from previous training flashed through his mind, and Ye Shuyu fell into deep thought.
After a long while, she spoke with difficulty: "Master, please help me calculate, am I really a direct disciple of Youlan Valley?"
"Master, can you figure out my identity?"
After watching Ye Shuyu return to the inn to pick up his luggage, Lu Qinghe, who was standing at the door, suddenly started talking to the Taoist priest beside him.
Taoist Priest Qing Heng: "The daughter of the Duke of Zhenguo is in a temple due to the shock. I'm afraid it will take a month before she can get engaged."
Lu Qinghe tightened his handkerchief: "Thank you, Taoist Priest."
Taoist Qingheng's expression remained unchanged: "The martial arts world and the imperial court have nothing to do with each other. People from the martial arts world will not take the initiative to intervene in the affairs of the Forbidden City."
He looked up and unexpectedly found that the white bird group was standing on the windowsill, seemingly looking in their direction.
He was stunned for a moment, and the scene fell silent.
The wind in late autumn was cool, blowing up the dead leaves on the ground and ruffling the woman's drooping skirt.
"I……"
In fact, Lu Qinghe wanted to ask another question, but before the words could even come to his throat, Ye Shuyu's voice came from the front:
"I'm done!"
So she swallowed the question and stepped forward to greet him.
Now that things have come to this, don't hesitate.
After a brief discussion, several people decided to set off to Jiangnan first.
“Chirp, chirp~”
It was a brand new day, and with two more people to keep him company, Feichu seemed a little excited.
It flapped its wings and flew back and forth between the three people, and no one knew what it was doing.
Ye Shuyu was dizzy, so he quickly grabbed the bird's claws, forced it to stop, and asked tiredly: "What are you doing!"
Fatty: “Chirp!”
Taoist priest Qing Heng touched his chin and said seriously, "Maybe he sensed something and performed a ritual to exorcise the evil spirit?"
【Ah, this? 】
[Narrator: You have a rival now. This Taoist priest is better than you.]
[I would even suspect that the narrator was possessed. 】
Narrator: …
The narrator is not to be outdone:
"Although he reluctantly accepted the Taoist priest who came to him, he still had possessiveness towards his woman, so he had to keep an eye on his actions to see if he crossed the line."
[Ah! ! ]
[Narrator: Don't do that! ! That was at least a little funny, but you are just being greasy! ]
[Both are spreading rumors, why are you still comparing them? (Lights a cigarette)]
[It’s different. The narration is a pornographic rumor (bushi), which is even worse! ]
Narrator: …
Retreat in tears.
In the camera, the group is still traveling leisurely and leisurely.
I have to say, with the help of the Taoist priest and Fei Qiu, the process was much easier even though we had to sleep in the open air for a few days.
Taoist Master Qingheng would predict the fortune of the day's journey every day, and would only set out if everything went smoothly.
After determining the specific location, several people will follow Feiqiu.
Not only can you accurately find delicious wild fruits, but you can also enjoy the clear and sweet spring water alone.
The only bad thing is that Fatty is greedy for money and always has to be bribed with pretty Sui Sui before he is willing to help.
Fortunately, it is rather stupid, and every time it holds Sui Sui and flies around, it will unconsciously loosen its claws. As long as I pick it up and wipe it clean before it finds out, I can use the same to fool the bird next time.
Perfect closed loop!
Only Taoist Qingheng felt complicated when he saw this. Every time he saw Fatty Bird acting foolishly, he could only cross out his guesses about it on the paper. He was undecided as to whether this bird was smart or not, and could not come to a conclusion.
Psychic, psychic... How does it communicate with spirits? Why does it communicate with spirits? What is the meaning of its existence?
With different thoughts in mind, they were only a day's walk away from their destination, so they went into a nearby small town to rest for a while.
What is strange is that the people here look panic-stricken.
Seeing the outsiders coming, they subconsciously became alert and avoided them. Even the innkeepers who did business with them had a forced smile on their faces.
Ye Shuyu asked: "What's wrong? What happened?"
The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Don't be offended, my dear knight. This is a small place and we have never seen big men like you. I am sorry for offending you."
Ye Shuyu knocked on the table: "Okay, let's not play those empty games. I'm a good person. Tell me what happened. Maybe I can help?"
Perhaps he really believed it, or perhaps he was just afraid, the shop owner finally carefully told the whole story.
In fact, the reason is very simple. A very famous wealthy businessman in their town died suddenly at home a few days ago. His lips were blue and black when he died, and he was suspected of being poisoned.
His family searched everywhere but couldn't find the murderer. They also discovered that a vital treasure was missing. Suddenly, everyone in the town was in danger.
"So when people see a stranger, they always think it's someone sent by the Wang family, and they can't help but feel a little scared." The shopkeeper hesitated, "Can you, can you help solve this problem?"
Ye Shuyu: ...
It sounds like a troublesome matter, so just ignore it.
So she just said vaguely: "Let me take a look."
After the shopkeeper left with many thanks, she immediately turned to look at Lu Qinghe and said, "I feel this is a bit troublesome, so let's not get involved. Let's get some rest tonight and leave!"
Lu Qinghe was excited by her promise in front of others, but when he turned around and saw the familiar avoidance, he hesitantly agreed: "Huh? Well, okay."
Are they planning to hide again?
I always feel that reality is not very similar to those wanton and flamboyant protagonists in the novels...
The expression on the eldest lady's face was easy to understand, so Ye Shuyu explained: "The rivers and lakes are deep, you can never imagine what kind of shocking conspiracy a small matter can reveal. Even the entire sect may not be able to resist it, let alone a single person."
"All the stories are fake! How can you get away with it if you are really involved in something like that? Unless you are truly invincible!"
After a pause, she said firmly: "So, the first rule of the martial arts world is to mind your own business!"
Lu Qinghe: "Oh, oh..."
"pity."
Taoist Qing Heng, who had his eyes closed, suddenly opened them, touched the beads on his wrist, and spoke in a heavy tone: "But I calculated that we can't avoid this disaster."
Ye Shuyu:? ?
Ye Shuyu: "Don't talk nonsense! Pah! You have a bad mouth! Don't you know what to say?"
She quickly closed the window to eliminate any possible threats.
Taoist Qing Heng insisted: "These are all the results of divination. Why do you accept good words but not bad words?"
Ye Shuyu: "Man can conquer nature, do you understand?"
Taoist Qing Heng refused to give in: "This is the result of the divination. I advise Miss Ye to prepare as soon as possible!"
"that……"
The two were still arguing, but Lu Qinghe on the side suddenly spoke weakly, saying something shocking:
"Have you noticed that the rice cake is missing?"
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