The Fat Little Prodigal
Carrying a fat bird on his shoulder, he traveled for two days and finally entered the city.
As a prosperous capital city, Lin'an was bustling with people coming and going. Even at the city gate, there were all kinds of peddlers and hawkers, and the sounds of hawking were endless, making it very lively.
The sound was completely different from that in the quiet forest, but it did not scare the little fat bird. It just leaned slightly towards the girl's neck, and there was still curiosity in its eyes as it looked outward.
The audience was so jealous:
【Wow, you are so brave! 】
[I thought the little fat bird would be scared and fly away. Its mental strength is better than 90% of the birds.]
[Wow, isn’t this the bird of my dreams? I can take it out for a stroll without a cage or a leash!]
Ye Shuyu was also curious. He stretched out his fingers to touch the little guy. After determining that its heartbeat and body temperature were normal, he felt relieved and walked straight towards the inn.
After resting for a night and changing into neat clothes, she planned to go to Qi Jue Pavilion to take on a mission.
When they just came out of the valley, the senior sisters told her that the sect would not give much gold and silver to disciples who went out for training. When one is in the world, of course one must learn to take on tasks and receive rewards on their own.
Although he was a little stretched at first, Ye Shuyu has now matured a lot. He not only knows how to put his name in a mission hall like Qi Jue Pavilion, but also knows how to choose appropriate tasks.
"You want to go too?" Seeing the little bird fluttering its wings and landing on her shoulder skillfully, Ye Shuyu gently rubbed its little head and advised, "Then you better behave yourself and don't cause trouble."
Feijiu nibbled at her finger: "Jiujiu!"
Ye Shuyu pretended to cry: "Don't bite me all the time, can't you be a little gentler?"
Narrator:
"After leaving the family, his bad character began to show."
"Although the girl provided him with food, clothing, shelter and transportation, he was arrogant and did not appreciate it. He even hit the girl during arguments."
[That’s right, bird keepers are like this (humble)]
[It's good enough that it lets me touch it. I'm just a tree branch, so why should I be so angry?]
[If it was a big bird, I might not be able to stand it, but Fatty is only this small. It has no attack power when it pecks at me, hahahaha. I still think it's cute.]
[Is this what anger looks like when you are weak enough? ]
[Humph! It was obviously me who first made malicious assumptions about Jijiu, so what if I pecked you!]
After spending a few days together, Ye Shuyu finally understood.
The cat weighs eight grams in body, but seven grams are rebellious.
You must never stroke its fur in the opposite direction, but should praise and compliment its little head.
But she was not unhappy about it.
So what if such a petite and adorable little thing has a temper? It's not like she can't stand it.
As long as it is happy.
The narration slowly told Ye Shuyu's inner thoughts, which was unanimously recognized by the audience:
[Yes, yes, yes! This is what I thought when I had a pet! ]
[Hahahaha, if this kind of unconditional tolerance between men and women is top-notch love-brain, but how can it be so reasonable when it comes to raising pets! ]
[Because Jiujiu is in an absolutely weak position, no matter how much trouble it makes, it will not hurt girls like a scumbag, let alone eat up the whole family. ]
[It is really cute and looks very handsome when it pecks me.]
[Geese, geese, geese are so funny, so furry! 】
One man and one chirp came to the door of Qi Jue Pavilion.
Yesterday, Ye Shuyu walked around the market with the bird on her head and was asked by many women. This time, Ye Shuyu wore a bamboo hat, which could barely cover the noisy little fat bird on her shoulder.
After a round of searching, I found that all the tasks that I hadn't received my license for were high-level tasks to help someone get revenge.
Her injuries haven't fully healed yet, and she hasn't killed the person she wanted to take revenge on, so how could she have the time to help others kill?
...Alas, but after booking a room, I don’t have much money left, and I have to buy food for the cat later. How about taking a simple one?
Ye Shuyu hesitated for a long time at the task station and was about to take on the next task, but someone got there first.
Turning around, she saw a cold woman in black who had directly snatched away the task she had just set her eyes on.
Before Ye Shuyu could react, the woman took on all the assassination and revenge missions on the bulletin board.
Ye Shuyu:? ?
She couldn't help but say, "There will be punishment for maliciously accepting a mission but not fulfilling it."
The woman in black raised her eyelids to look at her, and moved her palms, intending to give her an injection, but suddenly she heard a childish cry.
"Chirp~?"
A blurry little figure jumped back and forth from under the gauze of the man's hat, and suddenly flapped its wings and poked its head out from behind the gauze.
Chirp~?
It has a round head, fluffy like snow, and a pair of round and delicate black eyes. It is truly the cutest bird she has ever seen.
The woman in black moved slightly and unconsciously stopped what she was doing.
"Huh? Why did you run out?" Ye Shuyu was startled by the sudden noise of the little fat bird, and quickly lifted his hat to catch the bird.
"I'll remember you."
Just after she caught the bird, the woman who had just stood in front of her passed by her, leaving only a low word.
Ye Shuyu:? ?
confused.
Narrator:
"While the girl was still worrying about her livelihood, she met a special woman."
"She is a famous killer in the underworld. She has never shown mercy to anyone. She originally planned to kill the girl who spoke rudely to her."
"But the killer felt a little concerned about him because of that brief glance, and his original slight murderous intent dissipated."
[It is reasonable to be merciless to humans but merciful to furry creatures. 】
[Wow, cool sister is a killer! Wasn't it a bit dangerous for the little girl to criticize her rashly just now?! ]
[The narrator said that he was almost killed...]
[But then the cool sister was attracted by the fat girl, it’s okay, at most she’ll just take it away by force (bushi)]
After calming down and thinking about it, Ye Shuyu felt something was wrong.
"Cat, did you move suddenly because you sensed something was wrong with her?" The girl was still frightened and touched the fat little cat's fluffy body to express her gratitude. "You dare to attack her in public, I think you must be a big shot with a name... Sigh, a small person like me can also run into this? How can I explain it!"
"Forget it, let's go back today."
Putting down the bamboo hat again, Ye Shuyu walked out, but was stopped by a voice:
"Lady, please stay."
It was the voice of a young girl, soft and sweet, yet a little weak.
His breathing and footsteps were disordered, just an ordinary person.
After making a quick judgment, since there was no threat, Ye Shuyu stopped, held down his bamboo hat and turned around: "What's the matter?"
The deliberately lowered voice, coupled with the vaguely visible mysterious white veil, perfectly fits the image of a female hero in the storybook.
Lu Qinghe trusted him more and took the initiative to step forward: "I want to entrust you with something."
Ye Shuyu:!
She was a little skeptical: "If you want to publish a commission, you can go to the cabinet to publish it."
At first glance, she was a naive young lady who had never experienced the world. She threatened him with a hint of a lesson in mind: "If you just pick someone up on the street like this, you may lose both your money and your life."
"ah……"
Lu Qinghe was a little flustered, but he calmed down after thinking about it: "Since you are willing to tell me this, I believe you are not that kind of person."
[Sister, you are too naive! ]
[But my sister is very pretty, and it’s okay for her to be a little naive, as long as she has someone to protect her.]
Ye Shuyu finally accepted the young lady's request and went to a teahouse with her to talk in detail.
"Actually, I don't just pick people randomly..." Lu Qinghe explained softly as he walked, "I always avoid those burly men."
Ye Shuyu: "Women are not necessarily reliable. There is no gender distinction in the martial arts world."
Lu Qinghe: “Hmm.”
Seeing her vague disbelief, Ye Shuyu smiled and said, "For example, the first killer who killed ten people in that step was a woman. I don't know how many warriors were defeated by her poison needles and long swords."
Lu Qinghe: “Ah.”
Ye Shuyu sat down and took off his hat: "What? Are you scared now?"
Not afraid.
Rather, this is the world she longs for...
Just as Lu Qinghe was about to say this, a white mass suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, causing her to scream subconsciously: "Ah!"
The fat bird flying above her head:?
It jumped on the exquisite hairpin, tilted its head and looked at people, completely unaware that it was scaring people.
Ye Shuyu: ...
The serious atmosphere that had finally been created was gone. She covered her face and apologized to the young lady opposite her: "I'm sorry, the bird was a little naughty and scared you."
"Yes, is it a bird?"
With tears in his eyes, Lu Qinghe raised his hand skillfully and made a clear imitation sound: "Chirp~Chirp!"
Fatty:!
It was fooled and jumped happily onto the girl's finger.
Moving his hand downwards, Lu Qinghe could see the bird in his hand clearly and could not help but exclaim: "Is it actually a cat? The world is so good that even birds like this can be raised!"
[I always feel that this young lady has some strange filters for the martial arts world...]
[I was completely stunned by the cry just now. How could it be so similar? ]
The narrator took this opportunity to speak:
"The client was so beautiful that the prodigal couldn't help himself and got close to her."
"The girl was too slow to notice and allowed the scene to continue."
Ye Shuyu prayed in her heart that this little ancestor would not mention the young lady's pretty face that looked delicate at first glance, and her tone was a little stiff: "Ahaha, really?"
"Many women in Beijing like to raise birds in cages, but cats are difficult to raise. Even if you raise a whole litter of them, they won't survive the winter..."
Lu Qinghe tentatively reached out her hand to touch the chubby-looking little bird. The furry ball turned its head to look at her but did not avoid her, allowing her to touch the soft fur.
She was still wondering what made the little guy so obedient. Her head moved slightly, her earrings swayed slightly, and the little fat fingers on her fingers also moved.
She smiled: "I was wondering why it was so close to me, it turns out it was attracted by my exquisite earrings."
[…Pfft, so the beauty that makes the prodigal son unable to control himself is actually beautiful! 】
[The orientation of the fat tree is very fixed, with beautiful stripes and constant temperature branches. ]
[I saw the little girl's expression! Hahahaha, she looked like a parent who saw their child embarrassed in a store! ]
【Fei Ju: I want this pendant! 】
[Slow... Really slow, who would think that Feichu is getting close to someone else? Goose goose goose! ]
After taking off the earrings and playing with the snow-white bird in his hand with extra care, Lu Qinghe remembered that his master was still across from him, and hurriedly asked to ease the atmosphere: "What's its name? I felt close to it as soon as I saw it, and I forgot about the heroine. It's really rude. This pair of earrings is my apology."
Ye Shuyu:!
"Forget it, forget it. I won't accept rewards without merit. Let me complete your commission first!"
Halfway through her speech, she paused.
By the way, she hasn’t named the cat yet!
In the first few days, I was worried that it was just a whim and would fly away at any time, so I didn't give it a name.
After a few days of getting to know it better, everyone started calling it "little ancestor" without giving it a proper name.
Now that I'm asked for a name, I have to think of one on the spur of the moment...
Glancing at the rice cakes on the table with tea, Ye Shuyu spoke subconsciously: "As for the name... it's called rice cake!"
Lu Qinghe: ...
Ye Shuyu: ...
With his eyebrows slightly furrowed, as if trying to convince himself, Lu Qinghe tried to speak in response: "As expected of a man of the martial arts world, the name he chose is not ordinary!"
Ye Shuyu: ...
Ah, why am I blushing a little?
[It’s a good thing there are no dumplings on the table. ]
[What filter does the eldest lady have for the martial arts world? How can you praise a name that is obviously made up on the spot? 】
[Hahahaha but rice cake sounds delicious, I think it's okay. ]
So Feichu now has a stage name - Migao.
"Hoo~!"
The clueless fur ball was grabbing the exquisite earrings and having fun around the real rice cake. Its long black tail feathers were shaking, and at first glance the whole bird looked like a cake held by chopsticks.
With the atmosphere adjusted just now, the subsequent conversation between the two became much more relaxed.
Lu Qinghe hopes to entrust Ye Shuyu as her personal bodyguard for one month to protect her when she travels to various places.
She offered a price Ye Shuyu couldn't refuse.
"...Miss Lu, you can find someone better for the price you pay." But the conscience of a knight made Ye Shuyu say this, "Although my ability is not weak, it is impossible for me to ensure that you can enter and exit such a dangerous area."
Lu Qinghe shook his head: "I won't go to such a dangerous place!"
She just wanted to ride a bamboo boat in the Jiangnan water village, watch the martial arts arena, and see the mechanical tower that tens of thousands of people challenged...
"Just take a look outside." The eldest lady gestured carefully, with a pleading look in her eyes, "I know I'm weak, I won't run to any dangerous place."
"I just want to see the world."
Seeing that Ye Shuyu still refused to give in, she could only say, "Because of something, I can't issue the commission in Qijue Pavilion, so I can only find someone outside... You are the kindest person I have met in the past few days, so I can only find you."
Ye Shuyu was helpless: "Why don't you wait a little longer? You will always wait for someone better!"
The lady on the other side hesitated: "But, but I don't have enough time..."
Could it be that he is seriously ill and won’t live long?
Logically speaking, after coming to this conclusion, he should stay away from the other party, but Ye Shuyu thought about it for a long time and finally agreed: "Okay, I agree."
However, since we will be traveling together for the next month, we still have to see if Xiuxiumao agrees.
"Hoohoo... Mi Gao!" Ye Shuyu remembered the name he had just given Que'er and changed the subject urgently. He poked the ignorant bird that was still playing with the pendant and said, "I'm calling you!"
Fatty:?
It tilted its head in confusion.
There was an extra finger in front of it. It hesitated and looked at the earring underneath, then raised its paw and stepped on the person's hand obediently.
Ye Shuyu held it in front of Lu Qinghe and shook it: "I will be traveling with this beautiful lady for the next month. Are you happy?"
Fatty: “Huh!”
She can follow Ye Shuyu's lead because of Liusu Suisui, and she can also accept Lu Qinghe because of Linglong earrings.
The delicate and beautiful young lady curled her eyes and said, "Thank you."
The narration simultaneously tells the story of the original work.
It was probably because the heroine realized it later and started to feel jealous, and the eldest lady was not willing to be outdone.
Then the prodigal son was completely unaware of the whole process and was sunny and cheerful.
[Hahahaha although, the original work is yin and yang, this one is very sincere. ]
[Great! I refuse to let two beauties get angry because of fighting over a man! Let's be harmonious and beautiful, it's good for my eyes! ]
[Fatty was silly the whole time, hahahaha, so cute~]
The two of them walked out of the teahouse and were about to go to the market to buy something when they were stopped by a man.
He was wearing a Taoist robe and had an extremely determined look on his face.
The two girls were confused and were about to ask, but the Taoist priest spoke first: "I observed the sky at night and finally found something strange!"
Two girls:?
The Taoist priest said solemnly: "That is the existence that connects the other side with the present world. It is the only psychic in the world!"
Two girls:!
The Taoist priest pointed his finger in the direction of Ye Shuyu: "It's you!"
Ye Shuyu was horrified: "Me?!"
"……wrong!"
The Taoist frowned, calculated with his fingers and felt something was wrong, so he went up to her and lifted her bamboo hat, pointed at the fur ball hanging on the girl's earrings, and said in a shocking voice:
"It's you!"
Two girls:?!
ah? !
Shocked, why is "revenge for 1 person 2 3" a blocked word?
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