Just Cultivating Immortality, No Need to Exterminate Everyone, Right!

Huai Wen is just a young apprentice一心一心只想得道成仙, so she obeyed her master's words and found a guard to accompany her on her journey to break the curses on her body. However, everything went wrong...

Brown-red mountain group has many traps 4

Brown-red mountain group has many traps 4

“Okay,” Xuan Ye replied cheerfully.

A bluish-orange flame ignited in Ce Mie's hand, and in an instant, numerous lesser demons sprang forth from all directions. They surrounded Huai Wen and the others, forming a battle formation.

They held pointed guns in their hands and rhythmically struck the ground while chanting, and gradually the gravitational pull grew stronger.

Shi Yuluo and Cang Lun used all their strength to break free, knocking down rows of lesser demons from the left and right. The paintings and calligraphy fell one after another, and the formation collapsed on its own. Ce Mie was blasted around haphazardly by Xuan Ye's fireballs, and could be said to be completely overwhelmed by Xuan Ye.

But as the records say, Ce Mie has an extremely strong self-healing ability; even if he is chased and beaten, his wounds will heal quickly.

Therefore, he always has enough energy to resist Xuan Ye's attacks. Although he is being beaten every moment and the pain comes and goes, he just can't die.

Knowing that Xuan Ye was not easy to deal with, Ce Mie changed his target and started to mess with him. He first overturned the paintings and calligraphy that had fallen to the ground and threw them heavily at Shi Yuluo and Cang Lun.

But the two dodged lightly and even threw themselves at him. Ce Mie cursed angrily, then opened his arms, and at his command, countless white talismans flew out from all directions.

Ce Mie's voice, that of a coward, grew louder and louder.

Ce Mie roared furiously, "Dare to curse me? I'll kill you all!"

The white talisman was infused with the demonic power of Ce Mie, and the sounds transformed into ear-piercing ghostly screams. The sounds were deafening and unbearable; if it were an ordinary person, they would bleed from all seven orifices and die from an acute illness.

Shi Yuluo and Canglun sealed off their hearing in an attempt to face the challenge, only to be entangled by the swarming demons of Ce Mie.

Having finally gained a foothold, Huaiwen quickly sealed his hearing by pressing acupoints, took out the three white talismans Shi Yulu had given him, and chanted, "Three thousand calamities, a hundred sounds to pay with one's life, with the technique of shield, break through!"

The white talismans exploded in the air like firecrackers, one after another, like fireworks in the night, lasting only a moment, but loud and bright enough.

Enraged by the explosion, Ce Mie flew low over the ground, picked up his pointed gun, aimed at Huai Wen, and thrust it directly at him. Huai Wen dodged backward, but Cang Lun pulled him aside, preventing him from being stabbed.

"Huaiwen!" Xuan Ye's eyes turned red with anxiety.

Fortunately, nothing serious happened, but Ce Mie was relentless. He clearly knew that Huai Wen was the weakest person, so he targeted her.

Xuan Ye flared his nostrils slightly, preventing the surrounding demons from getting any closer. Xuan Ye raised his eyelids, his face cold, and tossed the Dragon Sparrow Blade into the air, where it spun continuously, heading straight for Ce Mie.

As Ce Mie tried to escape, Xuan Ye appeared in front of him without anyone noticing. A huge cage of fire descended from the sky, locking Ce Mie in place and preventing him from struggling.

The little demons began to cry and scream. They couldn't bear to see their king imprisoned, and immediately launched a new round of resistance in an orderly fashion.

If these lesser demons were strong enough to be defeated one by one, then their tenacious resistance, like cockroaches that can't be killed, and their constant jumping around, was really exhausting.

So Shi Yuluo and Canglun simply followed Xuan Ye's method and created a barrier to block the lesser demons' attack. Canglun, annoyed by the demons' antics, warned them that if they continued, he would immediately burn their king and eat him. This finally subdued the relentlessly attacking demons.

That Ce Mie couldn't stand being threatened, and he started cursing loudly from above. Just as Cang Lun was about to curse back, he first heard Xuan Ye say to Huai Wen, "Want to come and practice her immortal techniques?"

Huaiwen's eyes widened, slightly incredulous: "Here?"

Xuan Ye responded lightly: "Didn't you come down the mountain to break through your limits? Now there's a ready-made monster for you to practice on."

"You damned thing, do you think I'm a doormat?!" Ce Mie was furious upon hearing this, baring his teeth and brandishing his claws. "If you dare let me out, I'll kill him first! Then I'll kill your whole family, then your entire clan!"

Huaiwen hadn't wanted to come at first, but when she heard Ce Mie say that he would exterminate her ancestors for eighteen generations, she changed her mind and said, "Okay."

Standing on either side, Shi Yuluo and Cang Lun focused their attention on Xuan Ye, observing him closely. The Dragon Sparrow Blade alone was enough to prove Xuan Ye's extraordinary identity. If he were a Taoist cultivator, he must have reached the breakthrough stage and was about to attain immortality.

It's a pity that there's nothing about Xuan Ye that suggests he's a Taoist cultivator; he seems more like a demon. And to be able to subdue a demon like Ce Mie must mean he's no ordinary being.

The two priests couldn't help but feel a little nervous. If it was the one they were thinking of, then things would become complicated.

On the other side, after answering Xuan Ye, Huai Wen took three steps forward, then took out a white talisman. She focused her energy in her dantian, her brows furrowed, and a string of golden talismans peeked out from the white talisman.

The string of talismans passed through the cage binding Cemie and swirled around him.

Upon seeing the string of talismans, Ce Mie became extremely vigilant, ready to retaliate. The lesser demons began cursing Huai Wen, while Cang Lun and Shi Yulu were now anticipating what Huai Wen would do.

As Huaiwen chanted incantations, the talismans adhered to Ce Mie's body, instantly turning Ce Mie's entire body bright. Ce Mie, fearing Huaiwen had done something to him, hurriedly checked his body while simultaneously cursing Huaiwen.

"You bastard, you bitch, what have you done to me! I'm going to kill you! I'll eat your flesh and use your bones to walk my dog! You fucking... bitch, worse than a dog, trash..."

Xuan Ye couldn't bear to hear any of this. He gasped and wanted to snap Ce Mie's neck, but seeing that Huai Wen was still casting spells, he held back.

Huaiwen was unaffected by these words. She withdrew her hand, and Cemie suddenly shouted, accompanied by a "hiss" sound, as Cemie's clothes tore open with a large hole.

"You pervert!" Ce Mie cried, clutching his chest. "Aaaaaah—you ruined my reputation! You son of a bitch, I'm still a virgin!"

Seeing this, the lesser demons went from cursing Huaiwen to wanting her dead to calling her a pervert. Shi Yuluo and Canglun watched, utterly bewildered. Even if they had never taken on disciples, they must have seen it before. This was the first time they had ever witnessed cultivation, specifically the practice of tearing people's clothes...

Xuan Ye's eyes were deep and unfathomable. He asked, "What are you doing?"

Huaiwen smiled, tightened his grip, and as Ce Mie's clothes tore open further, he explained with a smile, "I've found the location of the water ripples."

So that's how it is. Everyone, including the demons, breathed a sigh of relief.

Xuan Ye raised his eyelids and smiled slightly: "Yes, you did very well."

"Ripples on the water!" Shi Yulu and Cang Lun exclaimed in unison!

The two quickly flew towards Ce Mie, where the ripples on the water were clearly visible.

The ripples of the waves, with their fish-tail-like shapes at both ends, have a lighter color in the middle compared to the sides, ranging from blue to cyan.

Everything finally settled down, and Canglun excitedly looked at Shi Yulu and shouted, "Found it! It really is the water ripple mark of the True God of Fulin!"

Shi Yulu nodded, but the person she was looking at at that moment was not Ce Mie but Xuan Ye. Her suspicions had a more definite answer, but to be absolutely sure, she would check again.

The people and priests here were very excited, but Ce Mie was very unhappy. He was trapped in a cage, his clothes were ripped off, causing him to lose face in front of the lesser demons, and his lesser demons were injured. All he could do was give them a hammer blow.

"You son of a bitch, you stripped me naked, fine. Who told you this was left by that dead Fulin! I drew it myself!" Ce Mie retorted, "I can't kill anyone, and I'm not afraid of anyone!"

Cang Lun pursed his lips: "Every sentence he utters is about Lao Tzu."

Shi Yuluo added leisurely, "That's why I can't be a cultured person."

Ce Mie got even angrier and started cursing at the two of them.

Shi Yulu ignored what Ce Mie was saying and asked, "Where is the True God of Fulin?"

Ce Mie spat at Shi Yulu: "He's dead!"

Shi Yuluo leaned closer, her brows furrowed: "Answer me properly, after you were beaten in Lujiang, didn't you see which direction he went?"

Ce Mie rolled his eyes and refused to answer. Shi Yulu asked him twice more fiercely, but Ce Mie still ignored her. Cang Lun couldn't stand it anymore and turned to face Ce Mie.

"You're quite stubborn," Canglun said with a smile. "Since that's the case, let's talk about the poem you wrote. 'A village boy in the south has a stomachache, goes to the outhouse to poop, cleans up his excrement and urine, how wonderful!' How come there's no literary talent at all."

Ce Mie spat and put his hands on his hips: "You don't know anything! You don't understand how to appreciate Lao Tzu's poetry at all. Only what is easy to understand can be remembered for generations, don't you understand!"

Cang Lun wasn't angry, and followed his lead: "That's not true. The one you captured is the best poet."

Ce Mie raised his head arrogantly, his lips turned down, and his eyes filled with disdain: "He's so stupid, his poems are uncultured."

Cang Lun shook his head: "You're wrong. The poem he wrote was, 'This body is like a lone wild goose in the vast天地 (heaven and earth), where is there no sunset where I am not free?' That's what you call a good poem. His poem is on the list of famous poets!"

This sparked Ce Mie's interest in reciting poetry. He first cursed Cang Lun's poem, saying it was a mess and lacked parallelism and rhetoric. Then he casually recited one of his own lines: "I was sleeping soundly at home when a few idiots came to cause trouble. I punched them and they dared not cause trouble again."

To be fair, although Ce Mie's literary talent was mediocre, his rhymes were quite amusing. Although none of them liked them. Cang Lun saw that his little scheme had failed, and that Ce Mie, once he started reciting the rhymes, couldn't stop.

He rattled off his masterpiece, first cursing Cang Lun, calling him a brainless, ugly old man who had no literary talent but forced himself on. Then he cursed Shi Yulu, calling her an ugly-faced witch who was impolite and had a pathetic look that made people uncomfortable.

Then he cursed Xuan Ye, calling him a shameless, brainless brute who deserved to die. Finally, he cursed Huai Wen, calling him a useless good-for-nothing who had no way to cultivate immortality and a fool who only talked nonsense and made people laugh.

Only the lesser demons who were being exterminated were cheering.

When Shi Yuluo and Canglun were priests, they heard people curse them hundreds of times, but none of them were as vicious and smooth as Ce Mie.

It seemed that neither their fighting nor their poetry recitations had subdued Yao Ri Ce Mie. Huai Wen pondered for a moment, then took out his treasure pouch and pulled out the secret manual from the Demon and Human Bureau. Xuan Ye leaned over to take a look.

The best way to deal with the "Yoshiki" strategy, according to the internal reading materials of the transvestite, is to be even more shameless than him!

Huaiwen felt a sudden sense of powerlessness, as did Xuanye. They exchanged a knowing glance and both took a deep breath. As things stood, this Yaori Cemie not only avoided their trap but had also verbally abused them mercilessly. Finding an even more shameless method than him—that would be difficult.

“You said—” Huaiwen bit his lip, hesitated for a moment, bit his finger, and finally said, “If we—make his territory a complete mess, will he be furious?”

Xuan Ye's lips curled up, his eyes brightened, and he replied cheerfully, "It would be great if it could make me so angry I'd die."

Huaiwen looked up and felt that Xuan Ye's smile was somewhat wicked...

Xuan Ye praised, "You are indeed very clever, Huaiwen."

Huaiwen blinked blankly, as if she hadn't done anything.

Before Huaiwen could respond, Xuanye reached out and beckoned, pulling Cemie from the cage down from the sky. He was so dizzy he felt like vomiting. After recovering a bit, Cemie cursed Xuanye for suddenly going mad. Shi Yuluo and Canglun followed closely behind, wanting to see what Huaiwen and Xuanye could do.

"Huaiwen, are you ready?"

After Huaiwen responded, Xuan Ye turned to face the palace Ce Mie had built on the mountain. He glanced at Huaiwen again and, seeing that she was ready, said, "Then, let's set off together."

"Whoosh—" Like a shooting star in the night sky.

Xuan Ye, carrying Ce Mie, shot off like an arrow and vanished instantly. Huai Wen, seemingly pulled along by something, also disappeared.