Chapter 140 Durian Crushed Big Feet

The tall-bellied cricket immediately fell to the ground and suddenly lifted Ruan Fanxiang's feet.

Under the astonished gaze of Ruan Fanxiang and everyone else, he stuck out his tongue and devoutly licked the soles of Ruan Fanxiang's shoes from top to bottom.

Then, he put down Ruan Fanxiang's feet and said coldly: "Ruan Fanxiang, right? I will remember you!"

Ruan Fanxiang: “?”

Everyone: “?”

"Wow, Lululu."

"Is he ill?"

"Oh my God, this is the first time I've seen such a crazy person."

Ruan Fanxiang almost died of laughter: "Haha, you are really a good licker of daddy, come on, lick it again."

Gaofu Cricket was so angry that he almost jumped up and down.

"Pooh, pooh, pooh..." He ran to the trash can and spat out the sand in his mouth, almost vomiting.

I'm going to die, why is he going crazy again...

He already had a feeling that today's recruitment would not go smoothly...

Sure enough, his premonition soon came true.

Soon, it was Gaofu Cricket's turn to be interviewed. Gaofu Cricket walked in, bowed to the interviewers, and sat down on a chair.

Shu Yan changed one to twenty and up to down.

Because there are too many people coming, the interview today is divided into groups, with five people in each group.

It was the turn of the Tall-Bellied Cricket group, and Tall-Bellied Cricket walked in with them.

The five people bowed to the interviewer in unison, and then all four of them straightened their backs.

Only the tall-bellied cricket continued to bow.

One, two, three, four...

“Uh…” The interviewers looked at each other in confusion: “Sir, that’s enough…”

"Sir, sir?"

"Sir, stop! What are you doing? Enough, really enough!"

Amid the crowd's exclamations, Gaofu Cricket bowed to the interviewer twenty times in one breath, and no one could stop him.

Interviewer: “….”

Is he sick?

What bad luck! I actually met a psychopath.

After watching him finish bowing with great difficulty, the next moment, the five people sat down.

The other four people sat on the chairs, but the tall cricket suddenly crawled under the chair and sat down, and even put the chair on his head.

Interviewer: “….”

"...Sir, is it possible that chairs are meant to be sat on?"

“.…..” When the tall-bellied cricket came to his senses, he was already numb.

Never mind, this isn't the first time he's had a fit.

I'm no longer surprised by my own behavior.

He climbed out and said with a thick face: "Sorry, I was too nervous just now, I will sit down right away!"

The interviewer no longer wanted to talk to him.

Start the interview directly.

…

The first round of the interview was to answer some basic questions, and Shu Yan did not change them.

After a round of questions, the interviewer began to ask the interviewees questions, asking them to show their strengths and advantages.

[Everyone was boxing, swinging sticks, and Gaodu Cricket was also well prepared.

He stepped forward and tried to perform a stone-breaking chest move.

Coincidentally, the hostess Shen Xin also arrived at this moment and applauded his majestic performance.

In the original plot, this was the first time Gao Fu Cricket and Shen Xin met, and Gao Fu Cricket performed a stone-breaking chest trick.

This job was not only impressive but also very unique, and immediately left a very special impression on Shen Xin.

Well, let me make you more special.

Shu Yan changed her chest into a durian and the stone into her feet.

The interviewer begins to ask the interviewee what strengths and advantages he has.

Everyone has their own specialties. Ruan Fanxiang even demonstrated a set of military boxing on the spot, which the interviewer was very satisfied with.

It's the turn of the tall-bellied cricket.

"What are Mr. Gao's strengths and advantages?" the interviewer asked.

The tall-bellied cricket walked up proudly and said, "As for me, I'm naturally tough and strong, good at both offense and defense!"

"Oh? Why do you think so?"

"Don't believe me?" The tall cricket patted his chest and said, "I can show you a durian-smashing big kick right now!"

The interviewers looked at each other.

6. I have only heard of stones being crushed by chests, but I have never heard of durian being crushed by feet.

Is this some new trick?

"Okay, then please start." The interviewer said curiously.

Gaodu Cricket's tiger body trembled, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

No, how did it become a durian?

However, guided by the plot, he still asked someone to buy a huge durian.

At this time, the heroine Shen Xin also arrived. According to the original plot, she walked in with great interest to watch his performance.

As one of the female protagonists, Shen Xin's appearance was of course impeccable. When Gaofu Cricket saw her stunning beauty, his heart skipped a beat. He growled and strode forward to pull her up.

Since there is no performance like the durian-crushing big foot, it means that he can perform freely.

He took off his shoes, picked up the durian and smashed it hard on his feet.

"Ah——" He screamed in pain and almost jumped up.

It hurts, ah, it hurts so much——

Bang! He raised the durian again and smashed it hard on his other foot.

"Ah——" He howled so loudly that the building almost collapsed.

Shen Xin: “….”

Interviewer: “….”

Everyone: “….”

Tell a joke, um, thick skin.

"Oh, it hurts so much..." Gaofu Cricket collapsed on the ground holding his feet, tears coming out of the pain.

Now his poor foot was smashed into a sieve by himself.

What is he doing? What happened to him?

"Haha." At this time, Shen Xin laughed and clapped: "Interesting."

The interviewer was startled and asked hurriedly, “What does Mr. Shen mean?”

Gaobelly Cricket's eyes suddenly lit up.

She must be interested in him!

Hire him, hire him! Hire him!

"Hmm..." Shen Xin said slowly, "Didn't you say a few days ago that no one in the company wanted to be the cuckold? Let's pick him."

Turtle?

Gaobelly Cricket was struck by lightning, and the smile on his face disappeared immediately: "What bastard?"

Half an hour later, he found out.

In the company lobby, a tall-bellied cricket with a turtle shell on its body was standing there stupidly.

His foot was already bandaged. He begged everyone, even the scumbag system, to give him a universal health pill, which healed his injury.

For this, he paid the price of agreeing to be shocked three times at irregular intervals by the system.

However, after all his efforts, he ended up being nothing.

ah,,,

how so…

He came here to apply for a bodyguard position, but now he has become a mascot!

Still a dead turtle?

"Haha, hahahaha!" A mocking voice rang out: "Look who this is? Ouch, what a big turtle! Let me kick it."

Bang! The tall-bellied cricket suddenly felt dizzy and fell on his back, then began to spin uncontrollably on the ground.

The turtle turned over.

There's no way back.

"Ah, Ruan Fanxiang, do you think that you have won just because you became a bodyguard?" Gaobelly Cricket saw Ruan Fanxiang through the eyes of the turtle shell and was furious.

Ruan Fanxiang was wearing a handsome bodyguard uniform, looking down at the turtle-bellied cricket that was lying on its back, unable to turn over, his eyes full of gloating.

"Yeah, I won."

“Look at your cuckold appearance, and then look at my bodyguard uniform. Do you think Miss Shen will fall in love with you or me?”

The last sentence was said in a low voice, but it was enough to make Tall-Bellied Cricket very angry.

He opened the system interface in the turtle shell and saw that the favorability of the female lead No. 3, Shen Xin, was -5%.

"Ah...you! Ruan Fanxiang, I'm telling you, I'm not done with you!"

"Oh." Ruan Fanxiang raised her foot and gave him another hard kick: "Yes, yes, I haven't played with you yet!"

Gaofu Cricket was kicked by Ruan Fanxiang and kept spinning in circles like a top.

No one around him came to help him.

Well, after all, isn’t the function of a mascot to be played with?

Their company paid him to be this turtle, just to be placed in the lobby to entertain guests.

What’s the big deal about kicking it a few times? The turtle has a thick shell and won’t die.

[“Ah…you bastards…bastards!!” The tall-bellied cricket waved his arms and legs in vain, extremely angry.

At this moment, Shen Xin came down. Gaofu Cricket recognized her from her voice and quickly shouted for help.

There was one last chance left today, Shu Yan changed anger to itch, and changed rescue to beating.