Chapter 156: Drop, switch to crab mode

Suddenly, the scumbag system version of Gao Belly Cricket waved his hand and said generously: "Waiter, all the ladies present today, please pay for me!"

The girls in the bar immediately turned around in surprise.

ah?

Pay for him?

Who is he?

Is he crazy? Who is he? He doesn't even know them and asks them to pay?

The waiter had never seen such a customer before. He was stunned for a moment before saying, "Uh... sir, are you serious?"

The scumbag's system froze for a moment, and his expression was dull.

?

Holy shit! What was he just talking about? Why is he showing the same symptoms as the high-belly cricket?

This is unscientific! What he said were all coded commands, there's no way this could happen!

Was he hacked?

The scumbag system hurriedly checked itself, but found no signs of being attacked.

Could it be that he just encountered a bug?

"Sir, sir?" The waiter frowned and asked after seeing him not speaking for a long time.

The scumbag system quickly said: "No, what I just said is that I will pay for all the young ladies!"

This time he was right, and the scumbag system breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems like this is a minor bug. Just kidding, how could he possibly be as magical as that idiot Tall-Belly Cricket?

The scumbag system followed the waiter to pay the bill.

Seeing that he was really going to pay the bill, the people in the bar actually showed some favorability. Some people said they would treat him back, and some young boys and girls followed him and wanted to get to know him, including the heroine Zheng Yan.

"Brother, why are you paying for us? You are such a nice person." someone asked.

The scumbag system smiled proudly: "Hey, let's make friends. I'm not short of money anyway."

"Oh my god." Everyone looked at each other and said, "What a rich guy!"

"Brother, how old are you?" Zheng Yan asked.

"Brother, can you add me on WeChat?" another person asked.

"Brother, from now on, you are my half-brother!"

"Haha!" The scumbag system laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, follow me and you'll have meat to eat!"

Oh my god, it turns out being a human is so cool?

Why should he be a leader? He should just be a human being.

After checking the favorability, he now has 10% favorability with Zheng Yan. That feels great.

The scumbag system curled its lips and glanced at Zheng Yan. "Anything else you want to order? I'll take it all while I'm in a good mood!"

Shu Yan saw that this was impossible, so she changed the word "looked" to "knelt" and the word "pack" to "kill".

So the scumbag system curled its lips and suddenly knelt down in front of Zheng Yan.

Zheng Yan, who was caught off guard, jumped back in shock, her face filled with shock: "Brother, what are you doing..."

The scumbag system involuntarily stood up again and shouted, "What else do you want to order? I'll kill you all while I'm in a good mood!"

Everyone took two steps back: "???"

"Me! Castrate! Did he mean to kill us?"

"Yes…"

"Oh my god, drinking is just drinking for other people, but here we drink and it kills us..."

"I was wondering why he was so kind, oh my god... I, I, I don't want you to treat me, I'm fine with paying for it myself, uh hehe..."

The scumbag system froze and got stuck again.

Oh my God, what did he just do?

How could he say such words and kneel down?

He was absolutely sure that he had not encountered any bug just now!

Could it be that he has been infected with madness because he has been with the tall-bellied cricket for too long?

If we don't tell it, the disease can still be cross-infected among humans!

Shift!

The scumbag system cursed angrily, but unexpectedly, this word activated the system's built-in human-beast state switch.

After an automatic announcement, he suddenly and automatically lay down on the ground, spread his legs and crawled up sideways.

Everyone: ???

"Oh my god, what a divine gold..."

The scumbag system was so angry that its face turned green.

Damn it, can’t this damn system program be a little more standardized?

"Ah! Shift!!!" He had no choice but to look up at the sky and shout again, finally switching back to normal state and getting up.

However, at this time, Zheng Yan and others did not dare to let him pay the bill.

"Well, brother, let's just pay for it ourselves."

"Yes, haha, I dare not let you spend money, thank you."

The scumbag system took a look and saw that Zheng Yan’s favorability had been reduced to zero.

"No!" he said hurriedly, "I have money, let me pay for you! I scared you just now, didn't I? Waiter, bring up your most expensive wine. I'll give each of you a bottle!"

Everyone was stunned. The waiter was taken aback: "Sir, the most expensive Hennessy here is 80,000 yuan a bottle."

[“80,000 is nothing. I have plenty of money, buy it!” The scumbag system waved his hand directly.

Anyway, it's a wealthy person with plenty of money.

He followed the waiter over, pulled out his impressive black card, and swung it in a domineering gesture: "Here, just pay!"

Shu Yan changed the black card into a mentally retarded certificate.

"80,000 is nothing! I have plenty of money, buy it!" The scumbag system immediately waved its hand, followed the waiter over, took out a card and swung it domineeringly: "Here, pay it directly!"

The waiter took it with a smile, and was stunned when he saw it.

? ? Brain, disability, certificate?

"...No, sir, you want me to brush this? How do I brush this??"

Someone walked up and took a look, then burst out laughing: "Oh my god, a mentally retarded certificate? No way, you're going to pay for this?"

"Hahaha, this thing is pretty realistic. Oh, it can't be real, right?"

"I think it's true. After all, this person's mental state... Haha, it's hard to judge."

[The scumbag system suddenly froze again.]

Luckily, he reacted quickly and forced a smile: "Hey, I was just teasing you. How could I possibly use this thing to pay for a card?"

"I'm telling you, my company's daily turnover is more than you'll ever make in your entire lifetime. I forgot to bring my card today, so I'll call them and have them deliver it."

[As he spoke, he pulled out his cell phone from his bag and started calling.]

Shu Yan used her brain and changed "machine" to "drill" and "shake the person" to "drill the nose".

So the scumbag system started talking: "Hey, I'm just teasing you. How could I possibly use this thing to swipe a card?"

"I'm telling you, my company's turnover in one day is more than you can earn in your entire lifetime. It's just that I forgot to bring my card when I went out today. I'll call them and ask them to send it over right away."

After saying that, he took out a heavy hand drill from his bag.

Boom~~~

He pressed the switch, pointed the drill at his nostrils and blasted it hard!