Chapter 247: Urban Oddity

So the gangsters started their long journey.

Late at night, everything is quiet.

Everyone was sleeping soundly, but there was a group of people walking tirelessly, panting.

They had a firm belief in their hearts! They were going to carry this stone pillar to Egypt!

As for why they should go, they don't know either.

"Ah, so tired, damn..."

"Lao Da, you've caused us so much trouble..."

…

From night to day, and from day to night, the group walked and walked, and they were as tired as monkeys, but they just couldn't stop.

Soon the media reported on this group of urban freaks, and reporters flocked to the scene.

"Excuse me, sir, where are you going?"

"Excuse me, sir, what are you carrying? Why do you keep carrying this stone pillar? Does it have any special meaning?"

Hunhun (vicissitudes.jpg): "Don't ask me, I don't know either."

They walked and walked, walked out of County A, and walked through all the major cities and towns.

They could feel their bodies were giving out, but they couldn't let go of the stone pillar. It was like the stone pillar was growing on their bodies, and they couldn't let go even a little bit.

"ah,,,"

"What sin have I committed..."

The gangsters collapsed. Thinking about the distance of more than 7,000 kilometers from Country A to Egypt, they despaired.

"Oh my God, I don't want to be so spicy..."

"I was wrong, God, I shouldn't have picked up the corpse, I shouldn't have lied to the little girl, I did a lot of bad things in the past, but I really regret it..."

But it's no use regretting it now.

No matter how much they howl, they still have to go.

They were gone for three whole years.

…

Three years later, Egypt.

National border.

A soldier was on duty when suddenly he heard the noise of a crowd in the distance.

"Are we finally reaching Egypt? Gentlemen, after three years of arduous journey, how do you feel about finally reaching the destination?"

"Excuse me, gentlemen, what are you going to do when you arrive in Egypt? Where will you place this stone?"

"Excuse me, gentlemen, what kind of faith have you relied on to persevere for these three whole years?"

I saw a large group of reporters surrounding seven or eight humanoid creatures, slowly approaching this side.

As for why they are humanoid creatures, it’s because the gangsters haven’t taken a bath for three years.

Convenience issues are also solved as we go.

Their hair was waist-length, with lice and mosquitoes dancing all over it. When the wind blew, the dandruff flew like snowflakes. It was a spectacular sight.

Their faces were as black as ghosts, and they smelled of a fragrant scent. The scent was so fragrant that as soon as the soldier came over, he rolled his eyes and was directly overwhelmed by the fragrance.

The reporters looked at the soldier with pity.

This is the consequence of not wearing a gas mask at work.

So a large group of reporters wearing gas masks surrounded the thugs and grunted as they carried the stone pillar into Egypt.

Don’t ask why you don’t need a visa. There is no such trouble in the world of idiots.

In this way, the gangsters finally arrived in Egypt.

However, as soon as they set foot on Egyptian soil, they collapsed from exhaustion and fainted without saying a word.

Everyone was shocked and rushed the man to the hospital.

As a result, their wonderful aroma marinated the entire hospital building.

"Hah—" All the patients in the building ran out crying: "What sin have I committed? What kind of people are these..."

"Wow..." The doctors and nurses who stayed in the hospital also cried in despair. Two doctors fainted on the spot and three nurses resigned on the spot.

The dean was invited to take charge of the situation, but as soon as he smelled the fragrance, it triggered a heart attack that had not occurred for many years, and he was saved after three days of emergency treatment.

Finally, all medical staff put on enhanced gas masks so that they could treat the gangsters.

But by then, the best time for treatment had already passed. After three years of exhaustion, the gang members had become vegetative.

But they were lucky. Some scumbag doctor came up with a vicious idea. He cut the gangsters' hair that hadn't been washed for three years and put it next to their noses. The result was -

“Hah!!”

“Hah!!”

“Hah!!”

The gangsters miraculously woke up!

“Why am I still alive?” They trembled all over, their eyes filled with despair, crying out, “Ahhh—it’s so poisonous! How can it be so… poisonous… Let me die, let me die!!”

However, their bodies have been severely overdrawn, and even if they wake up, their legs will be useless. They may have to spend the rest of their lives in a wheelchair like the previous boss.

They had no choice but to give the stone pillar they brought to the Egyptian people, although they didn't know what it was used for.

…

Of course, this is all in the past.

Let’s go back three years.

After Shu Yan finished revising that part of the plot, she watched it for a while and then left.

When I came in the next day, the thugs were still moving the stone pillars.

Shu Yan poked the system: "System, can I fast-forward this plot?"

[Sure.] The system said: [But if you fast-forward three years, the heroine's high school years will have passed, and you won't be able to see the plot that happened in between.]

"Hmm..." Shu Yan thought for a moment: "Can I just leave these thugs alone and detect the next bad thing?"

After watching the heroine's story, she can fast forward and collect the merit points from the gangster.

[Of course, every bad thing is parallel and can be done at the same time.]

"Great." Shu Yan hurriedly asked the system to search for bad things.

[Damn, bad thing 10: In order to save electricity, a family often secretly put the battery of their motorcycle at the neighbor's house to charge.

But their battery has been used for many years and is very unsafe. In three minutes, this battery will explode, burning down the neighbor's entire building and killing the tenants on the third floor.

[The neighbor who was the enemy was often away from home, so there was nothing he could do to stop it.]

After the system finished speaking, it continued, "Yanyan, this mission involves multiple lives, and the merit value is very high. After completing this, you can activate the remote detection function and remotely detect bad things happening in other cities."

"woo, good thing."

The next plot came out: [The battery was placed at the neighbor's house, and it started to make a hissing sound after only a few minutes of charging.

Someone from the Liu family saw the electricity theft, but was too scared to go up and unplug it.

Shu Yan couldn't help but sigh.

You dared to steal electricity from your neighbor's house, but now you don't dare to unplug it?

She changed her neighbor's name to Liu.

The battery was immediately moved to the Liu family's home.

Within three minutes, the Liu family's house was on fire, and there was a lot of howling.

Because the fire was in their own home and the police were called in time, they did not die, but the entire building was burned down.

Their family only has this one self-built house. If they lose it, where will they live?

The Liu family cried loudly.

Shu Yan laughed out loud.

[Ding, bad thing 10 has been successfully prevented, merit +35! Total merit value in this world: 81, remote detection function enabled.]

Shu Yan immediately started remote testing.

A map soon appeared on the system interface, showing major cities and towns.

Shu Yan tried to scan the city, and the system beeped.

[Ding, bad thing detected 11: A girl who prepared for the postgraduate entrance examination for a year finally got into a prestigious university. She was very happy and wore a suspender to watch the concert.

It turns out someone took her photo, and a marketing account stole it and exaggerated it, leading to tens of thousands of online comments calling her a prostitute.