Chapter 71 Swinging in the Vines

"Your Majesty~" Jiang Yi picked up the wine glass, her eyes full of affection, her big eyes almost blinking: "Today is the Emperor's birthday. I wish the Emperor a long life and good health~~"

Jiang Yi can become a favorite concubine, of course, she has good looks. This meal of coquettishness successfully made Shen Jinbin temporarily forget the shadow of her kneeling to the pig, and took her wine: "My beloved concubine, you are polite."

According to the convention of palace fighting novels, today's palace banquet has two main parts: one is the gift competition, and the other is the talent show.

Now comes the gift contest.

Generally, during this part, the concubines would give out their own loving birthday gifts, and then compete to see who gave the best one.

If you send good gifts, you will have the chance to gain the emperor's favor points. If you send bad gifts, you will have the chance to get the Cold Palace Experience Card and the Nine Clans Elimination Game Experience Card.

As the concubine with the highest rank, Jiang Yi was the first to come forward and present gifts.

Jiang Yi ordered the palace maid to take out a red lacquer wooden box. When she opened the box, she found an ivory scepter she had personally carved, symbolizing Shen Jinbin's supreme imperial power.

Shen Jinbin has just turned thirty, an age when he can make great achievements. Jiang Yi is confident that he will like this gift.

"Your Majesty, this is carved by me." She presented it to Shen Jinbin, her tone gentle and charming: "I hereby wish Your Majesty an everlasting kingdom with this cane~"

This is a relatively long plot. After reading it, Shu Yan changed "quan" to "guai" and "jiangshan" to "eternal".

Jiang Yi ordered the palace maid to take out a red lacquer wooden box. The wooden box was exquisite and immediately attracted Shen Jinbin's attention.

"What did my beloved concubine prepare for me?" Facing Jiang Yi, Shen Jinbin was still gentle.

"Your Majesty, this was carved by me personally." Jiang Yi opened the wooden box with a smile.

Shen Jinbin looked expectantly, and oh wow, it was an ivory cane.

Shen Jinbin’s face turned purple!

crutch? ?

He's only thirty, and she's already given him a cane? What does she mean? Is she implying he's old?

"Empress Jiang!" Shen Jinbin suppressed his anger and said gloomily, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Yi smiled gently: "I offer this cane to wish the emperor eternal immortality~"

Shen Jinbin: ???

He is immortal even though he is not dead yet?

Everyone was shocked.

Concubine Jiang is so strong.

When people gave gifts to the emperor, she would give them directly to him.

Is this the arrogance of a favorite concubine?

"Jiang! Yi!" Shen Jinbin was furious, his fists clenched and cracked. "Are you challenging my bottom line?!"

Jiang Yi woke up instantly, and was so frightened when he saw the crutch in his hand.

No, it's clearly a scepter—how did it become a crutch?!

"Your Majesty!" She knelt down and kowtowed, "Your Majesty... I don't know what's wrong. What I wanted to give you was clearly a scepter, not this!"

Unfortunately, after her criminal record of forcing her lover to be Qin Fu, Shen Jinbin thought her statement was pure bullshit.

"Enough! Even if I trust you, you can't erode my trust again and again!" Shen Jinbin stared at her, full of disappointment, and flicked his sleeves fiercely.

In the end, Shen Jinbin remembered their old relationship and didn't punish her today. He told her to go down and sit aside.

Shu Yan opened the system interface. The emperor's favorability towards Jiang Yi was 95% at first, and it became 75% after he knelt down to the pig. Now it is even better, only 60%.

Jiang Yi sat in his seat, twisting his handkerchief angrily, unable to figure out what had gone wrong.

After thinking it over and over, burning the CPU for a while, she finally had a suspect. Humph, it must be the palace maid plotting against her. Damn it, it couldn't possibly be her fault.

Shu Yan added the word "said" before "hum", changing "definitely" to "definitely not", and "impossible" to "possible".

At this time, Concubine Shu had already given Shen Jinbin a gift. Compared with Jiang Yi's companions, Concubine Shu's gift had a good effect.

The other concubines were giving gifts to Shen Jinbin. In the lively atmosphere, suddenly, a strange voice sounded.

"Hmph, it must not be the palace maid who is plotting against me!" Jiang Yi muttered in a daze, "Damn it, this might be my own fault!"

Concubines:?

Shen Jinbin:?

“Since you know it’s your own fault, then get out!” Shen Jinbin could no longer tolerate her neuropathy.

Is she crazy? She's really getting more and more unbelievable!

Jiang Yi looked up in horror, realizing what he had said, and broke out in a sweat.

"Your Majesty..." She stepped forward and knelt, tears welling in her eyes. "Your Majesty, I know I was wrong. I, I... was just thinking about the art I was going to perform today, so I forgot for a moment..."

Jiang Yi knew that if she didn't poop big today, no, if she did, this favor would be lost.

So she revealed her most pitiful side and pleaded with Shen Jinbin: "Your Majesty, please allow me to dance for you... Your Majesty, I promise you will not be disappointed!"

After all, she is the heroine. Under the influence of the heroine's halo, Shen Jinbin reluctantly let go: "Okay, I want to see what else you have to offer!"

The concubines below suddenly became resentful.

What is this Concubine Jiang doing? With this action, they have lost all the chance to present gifts!

Isn't it enough that she's always been pampered? Why does she have to snatch away their only chance to show their faces?

Jiang Yi didn't know what they were thinking. She changed into the dance clothes she had specially prepared and prepared to start dancing.

Humph, her dancing style is the emperor's favorite. Who among these vulgar women can compare to her?

Jiang Yi performed the same stunning dance as Huanhuan. She was a skilled dancer, her movements graceful, captivating everyone. Her long sleeves flicked in circles, swaying to the music.

As the song drew to a close, she flung out a handful of petals from her sleeves and smiled beautifully.

Shu Yan changed "waving" to "hanging" and "petals" to "heather petals".

Jiang Yi started dancing. She was very good at dancing, and her movements were very graceful. Everyone was fascinated by her... Wait -

"Oh my god, what is she doing?"

Jiang Yi just jumped, suddenly looked up at the sky, then swung his long sleeves hard onto the beam, and flapped his legs to hang himself up.

That was not all. She hung on this beam with her left hand and swung at that beam with her right hand, and actually hung back and forth above the hall like a monkey swinging in the woods.

"Jiang Yi!" Shen Jinbin was so furious that his eyes were almost blinded. "Get down from here—how can this be? How can this be?"

Is there anyone who dances like her? Even monkeys can't jump as fast as her!

Jiang Yi ignored him.

Jiang Yi (transforms into an ape) (flies into the jungle) (swings on vines) (swings on vines) (swings on vines)

Everyone looked up in shock, watching the imperial concubine flying back and forth above their heads.

Wow, is this a large-scale human throwback?

"Jiang-Yi--" Shen Jinbin swore that he was furious, really furious: "What are you still standing there for? Pull her down! Trash!"

"Your Majesty, her position is too high, we can't reach her..." The eunuch said with a sad face.

Shen Jinbin endured this torment in anger, and finally——

Did you think Jiang Yi had finished jumping? Unfortunately, Jiang Yi had broken a beam.

"Ah——" Jiang Yi waved his hands and feet, screamed and fell from the air, and sat on Concubine Pig.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah--" The sow was frightened and ran around in panic!