Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drow...
Those who arrived at the live broadcast room early started to tease those who came later.
[Tiantian laughs: Oh, you guys are too late, it's already over.]
【I'm here on time! It's impossible to count it all off.】
[The anchor started the show early today. Look, the anchor's butt is about to get hemorrhoids from sitting so hard.]
Ji Yu: ...
Suddenly her buttocks felt a little uncomfortable. She hesitated for a moment, then felt a little inappropriate, and sat up straight silently.
"Ahem, there are quite a lot of people here, so let's get straight to the point."
The first person to get the connection was a sexy older sister with big wavy curls.
The older sister flicked her hair and blew a kiss toward the live broadcast room.
A bunch of people suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room to make a fuss.
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
[Lily swallows the mountains and rivers: It looks good, it's the type I like. The elder sister looks very aggressive, would you consider me, your younger sister? ]
The older sister put away the expression on her face and said seriously: "My sexual orientation is still normal."
"Ms. Ji, let me introduce myself. My name is Fang Shuwei. As you can see, everyone in the live broadcast room said that I am very beautiful."
Ji Yu nodded in agreement. Fang Shuwei's looks would definitely allow her to enter the entertainment industry. In an era where young white-collar women are rampant in the domestic entertainment industry, her mature style is almost extinct.
Fang Shuwei angrily slammed the table, with an expression that said "I'm very unhappy" on her face.
[What do you mean? The host said you're beautiful, why are you banging on the table?]
[What's wrong with you, woman?]
"Oh, you misunderstood. I was just thinking about the bad things that happened last night and I was unhappy. Broadcaster, you and everyone in the live broadcast room said I was good-looking, so I was curious. The day before yesterday, my friend suddenly dragged me to a bar for a drink. It was my first time there, so I thought someone would hit on me or something, but no one paid any attention to me the whole time. This is not normal."
[Confused Koukoutou: What a confident sister.]
[She has the capital, the figure is perfect, the face is pretty. Logically speaking, if such a beautiful woman goes to a bar, there will definitely be people who will approach her. It is impossible for no one to go.]
"Yeah, the people who have pursued me since I was a child have lined up all the way to Country F. I didn't expect that no one would pay attention to me when I went to a small bar."
Fang Shuwei became more and more angry as she spoke. For the first time, the charm she was so proud of hit a snag.
"When I got home, I thought to myself, maybe it was because I went there without makeup? Then the next day, which was last night, I dressed up and went to the bar again, but still, no one flirted with me the whole time. It's really too much. Miss Ji, I just want to know the reason."
Fang Shuwei paused and waved his hand, saying, "It can't be my fault anyway."
[It's definitely not your fault. It must be that all the men in that bar are not good enough.]
"That should be fine."
【??? How do you know? My sister, you haven't been there, have you?】
[Oh my god, host, you are so sure you must have been there and ordered the duck?]
Ji Yu realized the meaning of the barrage and laughed out loud.
"Don't overthink it, you two. I calculated it all. Miss Fang, it really has nothing to do with you. The reason no one approached you is because you went to the wrong bar."
Fang Shuwei was puzzled: "I didn't go to the wrong place. It's the same bar. I went to the same one the day before yesterday and yesterday. I wouldn't go wrong."
"I mean, you went to a..."
Ji Yu was a little stuck for a moment. She took out her phone and said, "Wait a moment, let me ask Baidu for some vocabulary."
Baidu is still great. She quickly confirmed the words that expressed what she wanted to say.
"Yes, that's it..."
Hiss, why is it bird chirping again?
Ji Yu simply gave up and raised his phone, pointing at the small words on it and said, "That's it, Miss Fang went to this bar that only men go to. Didn't you notice that there are almost no girls in the whole bar?"
[Let me see, let me see, hahahaha, gay, hahahahaha. ]
[So this older sister went to a gay bar. A lot of guys there aren't interested in women, so they naturally won't come up to you and chat you up.]
[I am dying of laughter. Thanks to the beautiful lady for the first laugh of the night.]
"Gay, gay, right?"
Fang Shuwei felt a little torn within herself.
"Haha, after all this fuss, it turns out that bar is full of gays. I was saying, as long as your sexual orientation is okay, there's no way someone wouldn't appreciate me."
[I didn't realize there are gay bars. I'm curious how I can tell them apart. What if I end up going to the wrong place? That would be so embarrassing.]
[As long as you're not too nervous, if you walk in and see there aren't many women, you can just come out.]
[Xiao Mihu: Girls might be more sensitive to this, but boys might not be so easy to detect. Don't ask why, but I went to a gay bar with my bestie. He was constantly hit on that day and laughed himself into a chokehold. He was so scared that he couldn't sleep the whole night and had nightmares afterwards.]
[Oh, straight men who stray into gay bars are like innocent little white sheep who stray into the mouth of wolves. Please protect your anus.]
Fang Shuwei smiled wickedly: "Yeah, I'll take my male friends to that bar for a drink someday. The drinks there are pretty good."
【No way, sister, you are still going. 】
"Why not? The drinks in that gay bar are really good, and the bartender is pretty cool too. It's a pity he's gay, but that's not important. They're not kicking women out anyway, so I'm just going there for a drink, so what's wrong with that?"
[Big Hammer: A second of silence for your friend.]
[Big Stick: So remember to tell us about your friend's follow-up. I was so curious that a straight guy accidentally wandered into a gay bar. Hahaha. If you can livestream it, that would be even better.]
【Isn't this a bit too much? 】
[What's so excessive about that? It's not like she's actually asking her friend to sell her ass.]
Ji Yu lowered his head and calculated, then advised Fang Shuwei: "Ms. Fang, you'd better not bring your friend with you. Something will happen, and then you won't even be able to be friends anymore."
Fang Shu was slightly stunned, and finally nodded: "I know, I know."
She is considered an old fan of Ji Yu, and she still listens to Ji Yu's words.
Ji Yu gave some advice and said no more. When he saw that this hexagram was over, he took the initiative to hang up the phone and went straight to the second hexagram.
"Hello."
As soon as Ji Yu opened his mouth, the boy on the other side of the video couldn't help crying out loud.
"Sister Ji Yu, I didn't expect that I could actually snatch your connection. Woo woo woo, did you feel my pain and unwillingness, so you let me get it?"
[Oh, you're talking too much. Hurry up, it's nothing.]
"Woo woo woo woo."
The boy burst into tears again, shouting in grievance: "Sister Ji Yu, I was tricked!"