
Ji Yu, a great witch from ancient times, foretold the decline of a dynasty's fortune, suffered a backlash, and perished. She reawakened, transmigrated into the body of a young girl who had drowned herself in a river.
The young girl had borrowed high-interest loans to develop the inherited joss stick shop, accumulating millions in debt, and unable to bear the burden, chose to commit suicide.
To repay the debt, Ji Yu began live-streaming fortune-telling.
A university student with a gaze of clear foolishness entered her live stream.
"Master, I feel like I can't breathe when I sleep at night."
Ji Yu: "Because you are sleeping on a dead person's bed."
A singing diva, famous across the entire internet, entered her live stream.
"Master, my husband has been feeling like a woman lately. Has he been possessed by a female ghost?"
Ji Yu: "No, it's because your husband seems to have turned gay recently."
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The viewers in the live stream exclaimed: "Master, quickly tell my fortune, tell my fortune! We guarantee your joss stick shop will have flourishing incense!"
Ji Yu: "Thank you, but this is a joss stick shop, not a temple or a Taoist temple."