[Alright, alright, who wants to see what you looked like before? Hurry up, are you going to explain why you can't sleep?!]
[Maybe I'm trying to figure out why I have such thick dark circles under my eyes.]
[Apart from anything else, this is the first time I've seen someone with such dark circles under their eyes. They really look like a panda.]
The man with dark circles under his eyes looked listless, holding his face and almost twisting it into a knot on the screen.
"I don't want to be like this, but I feel like I'm possessed this year. Every night I dream of an old man pointing his finger at my forehead and cursing at me."
As the man with dark circles under his eyes spoke, he felt extremely wronged.
"I don't even know that old man. Why does he stare at me every day for no reason? Host, can you help me see if I'm possessed by an evil spirit? Do I need to buy that amulet of yours? I'll pay any price. I just want that old man to stop looking for me. I really just want to get some good sleep."
"Ahem."
Ji Yu coughed dryly: "You are not possessed."
"Not possessed?"
The man with dark circles under his eyes, who was clasping his hands together at Ji Yu, raised his head with a look of disbelief.
"Anchor, just tell me directly. I can handle it. You don't have to worry about me."
"I'm not worried about you. I'm just telling you the truth. You're not possessed. The ghost came from underground and appeared in your dream. It was your grandfather."
"My grandpa?" The man with dark circles under his eyes was even more confused.
"Why does my grandfather scold me every night? Shouldn't he bless me to become rich?"
You must have done something unfilial to make him so angry that he comes to see you every day.
[Oh, I'm already a piece of shit. Even my grandfather didn't come looking for me. Brother, what have you done to deserve such wrath from heaven and man?]
The man with dark circles under his eyes scratched the back of his head in confusion.
"How would I know? I think I'm quite filial. You won't find anyone as filial as me. Every year I burn a lot of paper money for the elderly who have passed away in my family."
Ji Yu snapped his fingers and said, "That's right, this is it."
The man with dark circles under his eyes was even more puzzled. He opened his mouth and said, "No way, Sister Ji Yu, I burned so much paper money for my grandfather and he wasn't happy. If I had known, I would have passed by without giving a penny."
Ji Yu was speechless for a moment. This kid must have wanted to quit a long time ago.
"You do burn paper money for your grandfather every year, but sir, you've been burning at the wrong grave for many years."
【……】
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. 】
[You're making my eyes hurt, but seriously, this is outrageous, hahahaha, they burned the wrong grave. If I were his grandfather, I'd be pissed too.]
To be honest, I think his grandfather has a pretty good temper. He's been able to put up with it for so many years, only to lose his temper this year. It's not easy.
The man with dark circles under his eyes closed his jaw in shock and remained silent for a moment, as if he was digesting the news.
"Host, I think what this brother said is quite right. If I really burned it wrong for so many years, then why did my grandfather only come to me this year?"
Ji Yu was speechless again.
"Let me ask you, during Chinese New Year, do you feel like you're visiting the same grave as in previous years?"
"Isn't it?"
The other party asked back, which made Ji Yu silent.
[I laughed so hard that my sister was speechless.]
Ji Yu: No, I can still speak!
"The grave you visited this New Year's Day wasn't the same one you visited a few years ago. The grave you visited a few years ago was your grandfather's first love, so he didn't care. But the grave you visited this year was that of his love rival. You burned so much paper money for your grandfather's love rival, so of course he was furious!"
Not only was I furious, I was furious to the point of exploding. I was so furious that I couldn't calm down after a whole year of continuous bombardment. Now I'm still so angry that I'm ready to curse again in my dreams tonight.
[Good boy, I never expected this, what a filial son.]
[This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire live broadcast.]
[Oh my god, I'd be furious if this happened to me. My descendants gave a large sum of money to my love rival, and your grandfather just scolds you every day. It's really too easy for you. I'd beat you to death.]
[Sister Ji Yu, I'm curious about something. Was this brother's grandfather's first love his grandmother?]
"Well, that's not the case."
Before Ji Yu could finish her words, the man with dark circles under his eyes collapsed, holding his head and saying, "Host, did I really burn the wrong thing? That's impossible. I remember that piece of land was where my ancestors were buried."
You see, they are all family, how could there be a love rival for his grandfather?
This is not scientific or logical!
"They are all your ancestors. Why do you only sweep one grave out of so many?"
[My sister, you found the blind spot! ]
【How filial.】
The man with dark circles under his eyes was visibly stunned.
It's over. I accidentally let it slip that everyone in the country knows that I'm lazy every time I go back to my hometown to visit the graves during the Spring Festival.
"Ahem, well, you don't know, the roads to where my ancestors lived are really difficult to walk to. We have no choice but to burn incense for the ones on the outermost side every time. I always thought it was for my grandparents. This year, when we went there, we got off the road, so we burned incense for others. But at the time, I thought, they are my ancestors anyway, so it doesn't matter if I pay homage to them."
"Brother, stop explaining. The more you explain, the more you're covering it up. I'm embarrassed for you."
The man with dark circles under his eyes chuckled awkwardly, looked at Ji Yu and said, "Host, look, these are my ancestors' elders. How could there be a love rival for my grandfather? My grandfather's first love? That's too..."
He was too embarrassed to say the rest of the words, but the viewers in the live broadcast room spoke freely.
【That’s too exciting! 】
[Sister Ji Yu, please tell me quickly, who was his grandfather's first love and love rival?]
"Well, this gentleman's grandfather's first love was his grandmother, so his rival in love is naturally your grandfather."
"What?" The man with dark circles under his eyes felt like he was cracking.
【Wow, exciting, exciting, it is indeed exciting. 】
I never thought that one day I would get to eat something from the older generation, a deceased person, in Sister Ji Yu's livestream.
It seems the older generation claims to be conservative, but they're actually quite open-minded. I'm really curious about how your grandfather treated your grandparents when he was alive.
The man with dark circles under his eyes looked expressionless.
There was an unsolved case that had been lingering in his mind for most of his life, and it was solved.
He finally understood why his grandfather's nose was not a nose and his eyes were not eyes every time he saw his grandfather.
[I have a question. If this guy's grandfather still missed his first love even after his death, then his grandmother's life must have been really miserable.]
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