"Well……"
Ji Yu suppressed a laugh and said, "Actually, his grandmother isn't miserable at all, because this gentleman's grandmother's first love was his grandfather."
[What the hell? This is quite a large family.]
[Hahahaha, I'm really curious about what kind of mentality their daughter and son had when they were together. Oh my god, I've already imagined a great love story in my mind. Everyone tried to stop us from being together, but we still ended up together.]
It's a perfect cycle! Two families, four people's emotional entanglements. My dear, your grandmother is so kind! You burned so much paper money for her love rival, and she didn't even come to see you. Next time you visit her grave, you must burn more paper money for her.
"Actually, there's something I didn't tell you."
The man with dark circles under his eyes sighed deeply, tilted his head back, and forced back the tears from the corners of his eyes.
"In the past few years, my grandma would appear in my dreams, slap me, and then leave. But the slapping didn't bother me to sleep, so I just ignored it."
【……】
[Brother, you are so pitiful, but I really want to laugh when I hear you, hahahahahaha, it is you who brought me the fun tonight.]
The man with dark circles under his eyes cried, "The case is solved, everything is solved. I was wondering why it wasn't my grandma who came to slap me this year, but my grandpa who came to chant sutras instead. It turns out it's because I burned her first love. So, host, what should I do?"
[This is definitely easy. Just burn some more paper money at each grave and it will definitely be done.]
"Ahem, if he has a fever, his grandparents might come in the first half of the night and the second half of the night respectively."
"What!"
The man with dark circles under his eyes was terrified. When he imagined the scene in his mind, he felt like he would faint on the spot.
"Anchor, you have to save me, save me, I don't want to sleep without a peaceful day."
"It's very simple. You burn your grandparents' graves, and your cousin burns your grandparents' graves. Don't burn them in the same grave."
[It's true that people from the same family are alike. Even the lazy tomb sweeping is the same.]
[I will definitely visit every grave when I go. The path must be so difficult for them, yet they are unwilling to move even a few steps.]
[You really believe that the road ahead is difficult? You're probably just trying to be lazy.]
Ji Yu smiled kindly and said, "Sir, since we are here, let's not save ourselves the trouble of traveling, or we will have no good sleep for the whole year."
"I know. I will definitely burn them all next time. Woo woo woo."
Amid the sad cries of the man with dark circles under his eyes, the other party hung up the phone, started to ask for leave from the company, and added his cousin. The two decided to go back to their hometown to visit the graves!
"It's neither Qingming Festival nor Chinese New Year, why are you sweeping the graves?" asked my cousin.
The man with dark circles under his eyes began to cry and explain the whole thing. When the other party heard it, he became interested and went there happily.
However, when he went there, he tricked the man with dark circles under his eyes into visiting his grandparents' graves, causing the other party to feel a mixed doubles attack from his grandparents.
In the end, the man with dark circles under his eyes angrily dragged his cousin there again.
[Family members, I'm wondering if I might have visited the wrong grave for my great-grandfather.]
【If I didn't come to see you, it doesn't mean I didn't. Don't worry.】
SpongeBob: Honestly, the path to the graves of the older generation is really hard to walk to. Every time I visit a grave, I feel like I'm walking through a deep forest. All I see is grass and trees.
[That only means you don't visit the graves every year.]
[SpongeBob: Come on, we have to go every year. The grass grows too fast. We have to work outside. We can't go to the grave every day.]
I suspect some people simply don't visit graves often enough to realize how quickly weeds grow. I once went back to my hometown and spent a long time searching for my great-grandmother's grave. I later realized I'd stepped on her grave and was dancing on it.
【Hahahaha, the visual sense is coming. 】
Ji Yu couldn't help but imagine it and couldn't help but smile.
"Okay, let's continue smoking."
She pressed the button, lowered her head to take a bite of the cake, and when she looked up, the connection showed that someone had entered.
Initiate a video application, and as soon as the video pops up, a lightning bolt will appear on the screen.
A row of combs were crawling densely with small insects of unknown origin, which made people's scalps tingle.
【Ahhhhh, what the hell, what is this.】
[OMG, I have goosebumps, this is sick, can you please take it away? I don't want to see it.]
[Thank you, I feel numb from head to toe.]
[This is just a scare tactic, host? Disqualify him and we'll redraw!]
"Hey, don't."
The other party's video view rotated, and a row of combs with bugs on them was replaced by a man with his sleeves rolled up.
"I'm just showing you. I don't mean to scare you. Hello, Miss Ji. My name is Wang Tian. This is my wife, Ren Lin. And the one sitting on the chair is my girl, Wang Qin. My wife likes to eat celery, so she's called that."
[What an awesome naming ability. ]
What are you doing? Catching lice.
"right."
Ren Lin snatched the phone away and said in a broken voice, "I'm really speechless. I don't know how many times this has happened. I even want to shave her head."
[Shave it off. I had lice when I was a kid, so I became a nun for a while.]
When the little girl heard that she might have her head shaved, she immediately burst into tears.
Wang Tian came over with a headache and said, "Look, you saw it. As soon as she mentioned shaving her head, she started crying because she thought it was ugly."
[Little girls are at the age where they love to look pretty, so that's normal. So why not use DDT to wrap their heads?]
[??? This is just a blind suggestion. Don't use Dichlorvos. Although it can kill lice, it's poisonous.]
[Just wash your hair with shampoo. I think only people who don't pay attention to hygiene will attract lice.]
[The previous one, don't you know that lice are contagious? ]
"It's definitely contagious, so shave it." Ji Yu suggested sincerely, "Shave it once, and everything will be fine afterwards. If you think it's ugly, my suggestion is that all the kids in her class shave theirs."
"Look, look."
Ren Lin said excitedly, "I said it must have been contracted at the kindergarten, Miss Ji. At first, I thought my puppy had infected my child, so I sent the puppy to my mother's place. But not long after, the lice I had just managed to catch were back on her head. I was saying, my puppy is regularly dewormed and bathed at the pet store, so her body is perfectly clean."
"So, we want to know who infected my child. After all, I've cleaned it up once or twice, but if I don't find the source, there will be countless more waiting for me. Just thinking about it makes me feel overwhelmed."
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